That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Quote Expand Trying to think of fun legal ways to get myself kicked out because I do not want to fucking be here until 330 am
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Make fart noises while they're shooting. Talk about how you think Hitler actually did a lot of good for the world. Or how Aids was never really a crisis since gay men are most vulnerable and no more than ten percent of the population. 1 1
Greeny Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Wear a MAGA hat. You'll probably get punched in the face, too, but oh well. 1 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 10:21 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Make fart noises while they're shooting. Talk about how you think Hitler actually did a lot of good for the world. Or how Aids was never really a crisis since gay men are most vulnerable and no more than ten percent of the population. Expand Idk bro that's kinda weak. Got anything better?
That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 10:23 PM, Greeny said: Wear a MAGA hat. You'll probably get punched in the face, too, but oh well. Expand I really wish they'd punch me. I'd sue the shit right out of them lol
katt_goddess Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Mention that your jittery Tourette's starts to kick in the later it gets and it's not just the vocal / tics kind, it can get sort of farty / sharty too...
That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:30 PM, katt_goddess said: Mention that your jittery Tourette's starts to kick in the later it gets and it's not just the vocal / tics kind, it can get sort of farty / sharty too... Expand Lol im not above trying that. This shit is worse than I thought it would be. We're huddle in this tiny cramped room. We're all just sitting in this cramped, hot awkward boring silence. This is the only part of acting I despise. Only upside is I'm getting paid to fuck around on my phone rn. They also made me change into a t shirt which irritated me for some reason.
That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:47 PM, Distortedreasoning said: fall asleep thats what i would do. Expand I would if there was anywhere to fucking lay. Or if there was somewhere these sheep weren't yacking about bullshit 1
katt_goddess Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:44 PM, That_One_Guy said: Lol im not above trying that. This shit is worse than I thought it would be. We're huddle in this tiny cramped room. We're all just sitting in this cramped, hot awkward boring silence. This is the only part of acting I despise. Only upside is I'm getting paid to fuck around on my phone rn. They also made me change into a t shirt which irritated me for some reason. Expand Belching contest. Do eet. Cramped silent rooms sometimes have the best echo.
That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:49 PM, katt_goddess said: Belching contest. Do eet. Cramped silent rooms sometimes have the best echo. Expand WHY DO YALL KEEP TELLING ME TO SHIT MYSELF AND BURP?! 2
That_One_Guy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 Update: This dude that won't STFU just revealed he's a legit professional golfer. Too bad he doesn't play a real sport. Otherwise he'd be pretty interesting. 1
DragonSinger Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:49 PM, That_One_Guy said: I would if there was anywhere to fucking lay. Or if there was somewhere these sheep weren't yacking about bullshit Expand If you're trapped in a room with a bunch of jerks, there's great pleasure in being weird and annoying. My go-to is playing annoying anime songs back to back loudly so that no one wants to be near me. 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:57 PM, SorceressPol said: If you're trapped in a room with a bunch of jerks, there's great pleasure in being weird and annoying. My go-to is playing annoying anime songs back to back loudly so that no one wants to be near me. Expand They won't stop talking about boring bullshit, and I'm waaaay too apathetic to put forth any effort rn. Id give anything to have one of the board trolls in here rn. THEY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOLF! I'm in upper middle class white people hell. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:49 PM, That_One_Guy said: I would if there was anywhere to fucking lay. Or if there was somewhere these sheep weren't yacking about bullshit Expand bummer. guess youll have to suffer.
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 11:52 PM, That_One_Guy said: WHY DO YALL KEEP TELLING ME TO SHIT MYSELF AND BURP?! Expand Well, you wanted to leave. But the belching contest would be everyone in the room, not just you. Also, golf is just an excuse for stupid people to hold metal rods during lightening storms and pretend that plaid is a legit fashion statement.
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:12 AM, Distortedreasoning said: bummer. guess youll have to suffer. Expand I just hope they get too tired to keep talking. Bro I don't think I can handle this shit until 4am. I might fucking kill myself
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:13 AM, katt_goddess said: Well, you wanted to leave. But the belching contest would be everyone in the room, not just you. Also, golf is just an excuse for stupid people to hold metal rods during lightening storms and pretend that plaid is a legit fashion statement. Expand This pro golf dude. His name is like tengu or some shit. He's riding tiger woods cock like a hooters waitress.
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 <.< >.> check out my golf club my golf club's amazing give it a lick it tastes just like chicken 1
Distortedreasoning Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:14 AM, That_One_Guy said: I just hope they get too tired to keep talking. Bro I don't think I can handle this shit until 4am. I might fucking kill myself Expand they might but do you wanna take your chances?
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:22 AM, Distortedreasoning said: they might but do you wanna take your chances? Expand You're right bro. Guess I have to whip my dick out.
midnight Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Tell them your marijuana plant died and you are having a funeral, and start asking them if they could be pallbearers. 2
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:21 AM, katt_goddess said: <.< >.> check out my golf club my golf club's amazing give it a lick it tastes just like chicken Expand I don't think I got his name right but that was stupid funny lol. He's from South Africa and Orlando....I want someone to find him on Google lol he loves to talk about himself lol
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:23 AM, midnight said: Tell them your marijuana plant died and you are having a funeral, and start asking them if they could be pallbearers. Expand Then they'll think I'm funny and edgy. Doesn't compute bro
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Either I can't get his name right or he's not as famous as he puts out
midnight Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:26 AM, That_One_Guy said: Then they'll think I'm funny and edgy. Doesn't compute bro Expand Yikes. Tell the director he/she has a pretty mouth and that you'd like to paint their lips on a canvass with your dick.
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:29 AM, midnight said: Yikes. Tell the director he/she has a pretty mouth and that you'd like to paint their lips on a canvass with your dick. Expand Lol he'd probably like that. Hes bald and looks like a freak 2
DragonSinger Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:28 AM, That_One_Guy said: Either I can't get his name right or he's not as famous as he puts out Expand If you have the Kindle app on your phone, maybe you can distract yourself by reading free bad shifter erotica. 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:34 AM, SorceressPol said: If you have the Kindle app on your phone, maybe you can distract yourself by reading free bad shifter erotica. Expand I haven't even thought of looking at porn! Now that would keep me awake!
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 12:27 AM, That_One_Guy said: I think his name is Nten or some shit Expand I read that as 'Ben10' . Now try to get that out of your head. 1
Ginguy Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Gah, quit whining. Do the commercial, be nice to the production crew get paid then grab early breakfast at a greasy spoon. Stuff of life, you will look back on it when you are famous and think, "Man that sucked hahahahahha". 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Ok so I went out and finally did a few takes. Jesus ....titty fucking.... Christ. This shit is as boring as church. I'm literally standing and starting at fucking golf clubs. And I'm so tired I was like spacing out and forgetting I'm shooting a commercial. That's how boring this is. Worst part is the takes are, I shit you not, like ten minutes long. So I have to stand there and pretend to be interested in fucking golf clubs for ten consecutive minutes. I've had some boring jobs but this one takes the Cake. 4am can't come faster 1
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 2:43 AM, That_One_Guy said: So I have to stand there and pretend to be interested in fucking golf clubs for ten consecutive minutes. I've had some boring jobs but this one takes the Cake. 4am can't come faster Expand <.< >.> . . . <.< >.> Reveal hidden contents "Hey, baby. Mind if you use you to whack my little white balls around?" Yeah, ok, I'm going to bed now. I'm hitting the silly portion of today and a nap would probably be a good thing before I really post something unfiltered.
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 2:51 AM, katt_goddess said: <.< >.> . . . <.< >.> Reveal hidden contents "Hey, baby. Mind if you use you to whack my little white balls around?" Yeah, ok, I'm going to bed now. I'm hitting the silly portion of today and a nap would probably be a good thing before I really post something unfiltered. Expand Leave me in the trenches taking grenades just when the night is at its boringest?! JK I'd be sleeping like a mother fucker if I could
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 This just in! One of the extras here worked on a pickle movie with Seth Rogan and apparently he was a "huge asshole"
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Now they're shitting on Seth Rogan lol idc about him so it doesn't bother me it's still funny tho I'm sure Seth is in his million dollar mansion just distraught that a bunch of nobodies think he's an asshole.
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Update.....did more takes....had to stare at a shirt for 30 fucking minutes. The store is ice fucking cold. Might die. Remember me.
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Jobs done. Home now Golfer tried to get me to follow his IG. I laughed in his face. Play a real sport bitch.
cyberbully Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 We get it, you're an actor. Get a role in the next Tyler Perry movie....He will cast anyone 1
Sieg67 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/4/2019 at 10:36 PM, That_One_Guy said: Idk bro that's kinda weak. Got anything better? Expand Actually fart.
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