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Make fart noises while they're shooting. Talk about how you think Hitler actually did a lot of good for the world. Or how Aids was never really a crisis since gay men are most vulnerable and no more than ten percent of the population.

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14 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Make fart noises while they're shooting. Talk about how you think Hitler actually did a lot of good for the world. Or how Aids was never really a crisis since gay men are most vulnerable and no more than ten percent of the population.

Idk bro that's kinda weak. Got anything better?

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12 minutes ago, Greeny said:

Wear a MAGA hat. You'll probably get punched in the face, too, but oh well.

I really wish they'd punch me. I'd sue the shit right out of them lol

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10 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Mention that your jittery Tourette's starts to kick in the later it gets and it's not just the vocal / tics kind, it can get sort of farty / sharty too...

Lol im not above trying that. This shit is worse than I thought it would be. We're huddle in this tiny cramped room. We're all just sitting in this cramped, hot awkward boring silence. This is the only part of acting I despise. Only upside is I'm getting paid to fuck around on my phone rn. They also made me change into a t shirt which irritated me for some reason.

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Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

fall asleep thats what i would do. 

I would if there was anywhere to fucking lay. Or if there was somewhere these sheep weren't yacking about bullshit

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lol im not above trying that. This shit is worse than I thought it would be. We're huddle in this tiny cramped room. We're all just sitting in this cramped, hot awkward boring silence. This is the only part of acting I despise. Only upside is I'm getting paid to fuck around on my phone rn. They also made me change into a t shirt which irritated me for some reason.

Belching contest.

Do eet.

Cramped silent rooms sometimes have the best echo. :D

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I would if there was anywhere to fucking lay. Or if there was somewhere these sheep weren't yacking about bullshit

If you're trapped in a room with a bunch of jerks, there's great pleasure in being weird and annoying. My go-to is playing annoying anime songs back to back loudly so that no one wants to be near me.

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1 minute ago, SorceressPol said:

If you're trapped in a room with a bunch of jerks, there's great pleasure in being weird and annoying. My go-to is playing annoying anime songs back to back loudly so that no one wants to be near me.

They won't stop talking about boring bullshit, and I'm waaaay too apathetic to put forth any effort rn. Id give anything to have one of the board trolls in here rn. THEY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOLF! I'm in upper middle class white people hell.

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17 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

WHY DO YALL KEEP TELLING ME TO SHIT MYSELF AND BURP?!

Well, you wanted to leave. :D

But the belching contest would be everyone in the room, not just you. 

Also, golf is just an excuse for stupid people to hold metal rods during lightening storms and pretend that plaid is a legit fashion statement. 

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Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

bummer. guess youll have to suffer.

I just hope they get too tired to keep talking. Bro I don't think I can handle this shit until 4am. I might fucking kill myself

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

Well, you wanted to leave. :D

But the belching contest would be everyone in the room, not just you. 

Also, golf is just an excuse for stupid people to hold metal rods during lightening storms and pretend that plaid is a legit fashion statement. 

This pro golf dude. His name is like tengu or some shit. He's riding tiger woods cock like a hooters waitress.

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2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

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check out my golf club

my golf club's amazing

give it a lick

it tastes just like chicken

I don't think I got his name right but that was stupid funny lol. He's from South Africa and Orlando....I want someone to find him on Google lol he loves to talk about himself lol

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

Tell them your marijuana plant died and you are having a funeral, and start asking them if they could be pallbearers.

 

Then they'll think I'm funny and edgy. Doesn't compute bro

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Then they'll think I'm funny and edgy. Doesn't compute bro

Yikes. Tell the director he/she has a pretty mouth and that you'd like to paint their lips on a canvass with your dick. 

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

Yikes. Tell the director he/she has a pretty mouth and that you'd like to paint their lips on a canvass with your dick. 

Lol he'd probably like that. Hes bald and looks like a freak

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Either I can't get his name right or he's not as famous as he puts out

If you have the Kindle app on your phone, maybe you can distract yourself by reading free bad shifter erotica. 

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3 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

If you have the Kindle app on your phone, maybe you can distract yourself by reading free bad shifter erotica. 

I haven't even thought of looking at porn! Now that would keep me awake!

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Gah, quit whining.

Do the commercial, be nice to the production crew get paid then grab early breakfast at a greasy spoon.

Stuff of life, you will look back on it when you are famous and think, "Man that sucked hahahahahha".

 

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Ok so I went out and finally did a few takes. Jesus ....titty fucking.... Christ. This shit is as boring as church. I'm literally standing and starting at fucking golf clubs. And I'm so tired I was like spacing out and forgetting I'm shooting a commercial. That's how boring this is. Worst part is the takes are, I shit you not, like ten minutes long. So I have to stand there and pretend to be interested in fucking golf clubs for ten consecutive minutes. I've had some boring jobs but this one takes the Cake. 4am can't come faster

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

So I have to stand there and pretend to be interested in fucking golf clubs for ten consecutive minutes. I've had some boring jobs but this one takes the Cake. 4am can't come faster

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"Hey, baby. Mind if you use you to whack my little white balls around?" 

Yeah, ok, I'm going to bed now. :D:D:D I'm hitting the silly portion of today and a nap would probably be a good thing before I really post something unfiltered. 

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2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

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"Hey, baby. Mind if you use you to whack my little white balls around?" 

Yeah, ok, I'm going to bed now. :D:D:D I'm hitting the silly portion of today and a nap would probably be a good thing before I really post something unfiltered. 

Leave me in the trenches taking grenades just when the night is at its boringest?! 

 

JK I'd be sleeping like a mother fucker if I could

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Now they're shitting on Seth Rogan lol idc about him so it doesn't bother me it's still funny tho

I'm sure Seth is in his million dollar mansion just distraught that a bunch of nobodies think he's an asshole.

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