Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 I'd actually like to date women who are slightly older, say like 31-33 range, as long as they haven't had like 15 sex partners in their lives because that would piss me off, turn me into Bruce Banner on the roids really quickly. 😡 Gen Z can go 🖕🖕🖕 themselves!!! 😼👨👩👧👦🐧 1 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Good job Zeni. what bought on this perspective change?
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: Good job Zeni. what bought on this perspective change? It just happened out of nowhere... a true epiphany...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Great zeni now u gotta grow up too now I am grown up. I'm a fuckin man... I'm THE fuckin man! 🐺 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 *awaits a crippling breach in the time space continuum* 1 2
Naraku4656 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 trying to get into the age range i work with? you're going to need to be more independent. older women aren't going to date a guy who rides a bus and still lives with mom and dad
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: trying to get into the age range i work with? you're going to need to be more independent. older women aren't going to date a guy who rides a bus and still lives with mom and dad But then when I Homer Simpson them like when he grabs Bart, they'll change their stupid philosophies verrrrrrry quickly. 😼 Edited February 21, 2019 by Zenigundam 1
Naraku4656 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Zenigundam said: But then when I'm Homer Simpson them like when he grabs Bart, they'll change their stupid philosophies verrrrrrry quickly. 😼 you're talking about strangling a woman until she submits to letting you have your way? that's assault dude.
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) Now you're adding child abuse to the skit. Classy. Edited February 21, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: you're talking about strangling a woman until she submits to letting you have your way? that's assault dude. What are you even talking about? 🤦♂️ 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Oh nevermind He's asserting his alpha male dominance I.. get it.
Age of S'jet Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I am grown up. I'm a fuckin man... I'm THE fuckin man! 🐺 There's something fucking wrong with you.
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, DoubleDoink said: There's something fucking wrong with you. Dude, refill time. Hit CVS before it closes. Your supposed girlfriend shouldn't see ya like this. 🐺 1
Naraku4656 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: What are you even talking about? 🤦♂️ you just said when homer simpson grabs bart. this is how he grabs bart 1
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you just said when homer simpson grabs bart. this is how he grabs bart I don't watch The Simpsons. I'm worried about you, dude. You're acting like a stereotypical male Lifetime movie antagonist. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: No shit Doink. that's fucking Viper. and he's really one to talk
Opium Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Get yourself hooked on MomPOV on pornhub and up your game
fuggstop Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 42 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: trying to get into the age range i work with? you're going to need to be more independent. older women aren't going to date a guy who rides a bus and still lives with mom and dad Oh >> << 1
fuggstop Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 You know most of us have kids too zeni u gotta be a good father figure. 1
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: You know most of us have kids too zeni u gotta be a good father figure. How many years have y'all known me for? And I wouldn't be a good father figure? You might as well call me God because my son is gonna make miracles happen. 🐼
fuggstop Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: How many years have y'all known me for? And I wouldn't be a good father figure? You might as well call me God because my son is gonna make miracles happen. 🐼 Aww...already calling her kid by another dude "your son". You are so great zeni.
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Aww...already calling her kid by another dude "your son". You are so great zeni. Nah, that'll never happen. You know damn well I'm getting DNA tests done as soon as the boy is born. We won't even have to go on Maury. I'm finding out right then and there how loyal she is. Edited February 21, 2019 by Zenigundam
fuggstop Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nah, that'll never happen. You know damn well I'm getting DNA tests done as soon as the boy is born. We won't even have to go on Maury. I'm finding out right then and there how loyal she is. Oh boy
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Oh boy There's no point to be had. If she cheated and the DNA results come out negative, you know it's gonna turn into Halloween II in there, but no weapons and speed up Mr. Myers' movements so that he maneuvers like Usain Bolt. Edited February 21, 2019 by Zenigundam 1
Age of S'jet Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Mini_Ghost said: that's fucking Viper. and he's really one to talk I'm sorry Tommy Wiseau, who are you? 1
Age of S'jet Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 I mean looking the way you do and defending Zeni is like declaring to the world you're a pedophile.
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Posted February 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: I mean looking the way you do and defending Zeni is like declaring to the world you're a pedophile. Why are you back so soon? Did your girlfriend break up with you already? I told you to go to CVS! And you wonder why your longest relationship lasted 4 days... You've gotta start listening
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Go try and stroke your chode for a while so users can enjoy themselves here Zeni/
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