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I actually just drove through that awful snow, and the roads weren't even ploughed. Thank God I got a new car with AWD and very reactive ABS.

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10 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I actually just drove through that awful snow, and the roads weren't even ploughed. Thank God I got a new car with AWD and very reactive ABS.

I.....I thought you lived in Cali.....Is it snowing in Cali or am I just all the way wrong

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4 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I don't understand why so many people here think I live in Cali; I live in Pennsylvania.

Well at least it's not just me....I guess I picked it up from someone else.

I never would have guessed Pennsylvania.

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4 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I don't understand why so many people here think I live in Cali; I live in Pennsylvania.

oh fuck you get lake effect snow as well don't you

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2 hours ago, Ric said:

Damn, I thought you lived in Cali!
 

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Not really, just wanted to fit in.

 

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me too, literally i've never actually thought about where he would be living

 

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7 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I actually just drove through that awful snow, and the roads weren't even ploughed. Thank God I got a new car with AWD and very reactive ABS.

We're not in England.

It's plowed. 

Ploughed is something someone would do to your mom.  

 

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, MasterBox said:

We're not in England.

It's plowed. 

Ploughed is something someone would do to your mom.  

 

Go suck on my mother's haemorrhoids.

Edit: Still not British enough.

Bloody wanker, go suck on me mum's haemorrhoids.

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On 1/20/2019 at 3:11 AM, bnmjy said:

I don't understand why so many people here think I live in Cali; I live in Pennsylvania.

You're an honorary Californian because everyone know that only Californians like Starbucks.

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On 1/20/2019 at 4:55 AM, bnmjy said:

I actually just drove through that awful snow, and the roads weren't even ploughed. Thank God I got a new car with AWD and very reactive ABS.

we get it. you have boats full of cash. enough to buy a brand new off-road AWD animal. enough to live in some fantasy winter wonderland where the virgin powder rises up to meet your running boards daily. where starbucks flows up out of the earth like a macchiato hot spring, and all the pretty english girls romp about in white lingerie. yes, all the pretty english girls. all three of them.

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2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

we get it. you have boats full of cash. enough to buy a brand new off-road AWD animal. enough to live in some fantasy winter wonderland where the virgin powder rises up to meet your running boards daily. where starbucks flows up out of the earth like a macchiato hot spring, and all the pretty english girls romp about in white lingerie. yes, all the pretty english girls. all three of them.

And you make fun of Packard for being way off mark. Seriously, what the fuck is this? I never once made it seem like I'm wealthy anywhere ever.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

And you make fun of Packard for being way off mark. Seriously, what the fuck is this? I never once made it seem like I'm wealthy anywhere ever.

shit, i'm sorry. i completely forgot you don't like to talk about your massive pile of wealth. a wealth so massive, in fact, that the sunrise hits it before anything else within 500 miles.

so massive, in fact, that it can be seen from the surface of the moon. with the naked eye.

so massive, IN FACT, that it almost can't even fit inside fugg's hooha. now THAT's a massive wealth.

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7 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

shit, i'm sorry. i completely forgot you don't like to talk about your massive pile of wealth. a wealth so massive, in fact, that the sunrise hits it before anything else within 500 miles.

so massive, in fact, that it can be seen from the surface of the moon. with the naked eye.

so massive, IN FACT, that it almost can't even fit inside fugg's hooha. now THAT's a massive wealth.

ok

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12 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

And you make fun of Packard for being way off mark. Seriously, what the fuck is this? I never once made it seem like I'm wealthy anywhere ever.

C'mon.  Every time Wacky upgrades his humor, you all shoot him down.  Let the guy have this.

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4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

C'mon.  Every time Wacky upgrades his humor, you all shoot him down.  Let the guy have this.

i don't know why you people think i'm trying to be funny. these are just observations.

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9 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

i don't know why you people think i'm trying to be funny. these are just observations.

meh, I suppose I have a shitty sense of humor, if you even want to call it that. In the context of this thread, what you said makes better sense and would have been funny if I picked up on it that way initially.

Oh well.

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29 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

meh, I suppose I have a shitty sense of humor, if you even want to call it that. In the context of this thread, what you said makes better sense and would have been funny if I picked up on it that way initially.

Oh well.

It's all relative.  His humor used to really be "WTF?"  

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