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One of the advantages of living two doors down from white trash


Codename: Jackass

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3 hours ago, empty said:

Is that you get the privilege and joy of hearing their very loud, yet undersized and underpowered truck revving and rumbling at all hours of the day and night.

Wait until they procreate

They'll most certainly buy them ATV's which the kids will then ride through your neighborhood at all hours of the day avoiding all traffic laws and signs

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8 minutes ago, empty said:

Already had neighbors who did that shit, except it was those pocket bike things.  I'm not really the type to call the police unless there's imminent harm coming, but one of the snitches on my block called a couple times and that stopped pretty quick.

I try to ignore it too but when you're hungover and wake up to hearing "BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" outside at 7 am

You really start cheering for Natural Selection to kick in

 

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49 minutes ago, empty said:

And the fucking guy will starthis truck, rev it for a while, leave and come back five minutes later, then repeat half an hour later.

 

My Goal is to move to Kansas City someday and get that sweet, sweet, Google Fiber interwebz

 

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I mean, it could be worse. I live in an apartment and the tenants above me are two middle aged men with an old guy and I think they're gay. They'll often play loud music, which I think is to offset them fucking. One time it was Whitney Houston's Wanna Dance With Somebody, and I was cracking up.

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15 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I mean, it could be worse. I live in an apartment and the tenants above me are two middle aged men with an old guy and I think they're gay. They'll often play loud music, which I think is to offset them fucking. One time it was Whitney Houston's Wanna Dance With Somebody, and I was cracking up.

I lived in a dormitory for three years so I understand apartment-style living.

I had these next-door neighbors my freshman year who'd play loud ass video games and watch TV with their stereo hooked up so you could hear everything through our paper-thin walls. When they'd play video games, which was all the time, they and two or three other guys would scream at the top of their lungs any time anything remotely exciting happened. They watched a lot of DBZ and played a lot of Street Fighter, from what I understand.

This occurred from 10:00 AM usually until 3:00 AM, and I had a class at 8:00 AM. I failed that class due to sleeping through it.

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