Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) Would IT be unprofessional of me to just flip over my whole desk. I've got contractors in my face demanding I get their applicants hired ... but they keep bringing me these fucking duds. This one man has failed 3 drug tests ... not even for drug content. The first 2 times his pee was too cold, this last time its too hot to come out of a human body >.> .... so you put somebody else's pee in the microwave then huh? This other guy has a felony and a warrant out for his arrest .... and this third man can'T read well enough to complete the application ... but you need them hired like yesterday Oh okay. Meanwhile somehow we've lost 300 packages in 2 days WHAT IS GOING ON?! ITS NOT EVEN LUNCH!!!!! I'm sorry for not asking .... how is your Monday going? Edited December 10, 2018 by Vamped 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 49 minutes ago, Vamped said: Would IT be unprofessional of me to just flip over my whole desk. I've got contractors in my face demanding I get their applicants hired ... but they keep bringing me these fucking duds. This one man has failed 3 drug tests ... not even for drug content. The first 2 times his pee was too cold, this last time its too hot to come out of a human body >.> .... so you put somebody else's pee in the microwave then huh? This other guy has a felony and a warrant out for his arrest .... and this third man can'T read well enough to complete the application ... but you need them hired like yesterday Oh okay. Meanwhile somehow we've lost 300 packages in 2 days WHAT IS GOING ON?! ITS NOT EVEN LUNCH!!!!! I Woooowwwwww Sorry Thats funny af Sometimes u gotta laugh to not go crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 you know who invented hating Mondays? Brenda Spencer did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 brings me back to my days of experimenting with ways to pass that damn piss test....lmao, "too hot to come out of a human body" is a bit new for me though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you know who invented hating Mondays? Brenda Spencer did. I was gonna ask who that was but I just did a google search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: I was gonna ask who that was but I just did a google search yeah her whole reasoning was "I hate Mondays" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mix said: brings me back to my days of experimenting with ways to pass that damn piss test....lmao, "too hot to come out of a human body" is a bit new for me though This is the first time I've got a call about pee being too hot. Usually its too cold or too dilluted. .... or .... they just dont go I had one guy come in high as fuck. When he found out he had to take a drug test in 2 hours he just said don't even waste the money and left 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: This is the first time I've got a call about pee being too hot. Usually its too cold or too dilluted. .... or .... they just dont go I had one guy come in high as fuck. When he found out he had to take a drug test in 2 hours he just said don't even waste the money and left If you're coming to the interview high, and this is me saying this, you have a problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: yeah her whole reasoning was "I hate Mondays" I could never hate Mondays enough to kill anybody. This dog ran into the street while I was on my way home one night and I couldn't slow down enough in time and I hit it. I was so torn up about it, my step dad and brother came out to look around the area to see if I hit it hard enough to kill it. They couldn't find it so I don't know what happened to it. I probably crippled it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I could never hate Mondays enough to kill anybody. This dog ran into the street while I was on my way home one night and I couldn't slow down enough in time and I hit it. I was so torn up about it, my step dad and brother came out to look around the area to see if I hit it hard enough to kill it. They couldn't find it so I don't know what happened to it. I probably crippled it Oh gosh when did this happen?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, Mix said: If you're coming to the interview high, and this is me saying this, you have a problem You could come in for a package handler position high and half dressed and get hired on the spot .... you just can't do it for a DOT driving position. We had this one guy who passed everything, got on the road and came back drunk off his ass, he backed his truck into the conveyor belt and ran into like 13 mailboxes on his route so .... I really don't know how he got back without hitting anybody's car to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: Oh gosh when did this happen?? Probably like .... 4 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Vamped said: Would IT be unprofessional of me to just flip over my whole desk. I've got contractors in my face demanding I get their applicants hired ... but they keep bringing me these fucking duds. This one man has failed 3 drug tests ... not even for drug content. The first 2 times his pee was too cold, this last time its too hot to come out of a human body >.> .... so you put somebody else's pee in the microwave then huh? This other guy has a felony and a warrant out for his arrest .... and this third man can'T read well enough to complete the application ... but you need them hired like yesterday Oh okay. Meanwhile somehow we've lost 300 packages in 2 days WHAT IS GOING ON?! ITS NOT EVEN LUNCH!!!!! I'm sorry for not asking .... how is your Monday going? I tried to wash my car and the first spot I pulled in was out of order... .then the next spot the brush didn't work Compared to your Monday it's a breeze, sorry that contractors are yelling at you. I suggest taking this approach to them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, molarbear said: I tried to wash my car and the first spot I pulled in was out of order... .then the next spot the brush didn't work Compared to your Monday it's a breeze, sorry that contractors are yelling at you. I suggest taking this approach to them Internally ... that is how I feel. But externally this is all I can do But now that you mention I need to take my car to the car wash ... really just for the free vaccum Edited December 10, 2018 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Vamped said: Would IT be unprofessional of me to just flip over my whole desk. I've got contractors in my face demanding I get their applicants hired ... but they keep bringing me these fucking duds. This one man has failed 3 drug tests ... not even for drug content. The first 2 times his pee was too cold, this last time its too hot to come out of a human body >.> .... so you put somebody else's pee in the microwave then huh? This other guy has a felony and a warrant out for his arrest .... and this third man can'T read well enough to complete the application ... but you need them hired like yesterday Oh okay. Meanwhile somehow we've lost 300 packages in 2 days WHAT IS GOING ON?! ITS NOT EVEN LUNCH!!!!! I'm sorry for not asking .... how is your Monday going? That's a fucking dream crew. You can send them out to all the customers that complain about their packages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: That's a fucking dream crew. You can send them out to all the customers that complain about their packages. To be honest, some of the ones that make it through the hiring process aren't much better. My brain and soul are just exhausted. This same old lady has called me exactly 14 times today. She's on hold right now because my manager promised her something and then he bounced. Every time I try and apologize she curses me out. She said she's going to hold until the manager comes back >.> Thats gonna be like 7:45 am tomorrow so I guess .... that's gonna an incredibly long hold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Lol. Can't defeat stubborn stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 I overheated pee for a drug test before, but that wasn't the worst......One time I used my "girlfriend's" piss to pass a test.....They called back and said "sorry you didn't get the job, but you're pregnant." And no, the baby wasn't mine either since we hadn't fucked yet, so double whammy day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Lol. Can't defeat stubborn stupidity. She's literally harassing the customer service agents. She's still on hold on my line, but then she called again on her cell phone on a whole new line with a new customer service rep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, cyberbully said: I overheated pee for a drug test before, but that wasn't the worst......One time I used my "girlfriend's" piss to pass a test.....They called back and said "sorry you didn't get the job, but you're pregnant." And no, the baby wasn't mine either since we hadn't fucked yet, so double whammy day. Atleast you found out before she had a chance to lie to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Mix said: brings me back to my days of experimenting with ways to pass that damn piss test....lmao, "too hot to come out of a human body" is a bit new for me though Cider vinegar if you can hold it down you will pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Kuroko said: Cider vinegar if you can hold it down you will pass what's the science behind that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Vamped said: Internally ... that is how I feel. But externally this is all I can do But now that you mention I need to take my car to the car wash ... really just for the free vaccum You should buy some of those wire less ear buds and hide them with your hair (assuming it's long enough) As for car washes I believe they're sadistic franchises created by numerous birds in one suit dressed up as a person it's the only logical explanation I can think of as to why birds always shit on my car the day after I wash it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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