Mr Owl Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2018/10/23/1-6-billion-mega-millions-lottery-winner-faces-huge-taxes-possible-lawsuits/#4c80af2e8411 Between the IRS and the lawyers this is gonna be funny 1
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 I bought a ticket with my coworker. We aren't gonna win shit, lol 1
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:52 AM, Mini_Ghost said: it's the Phillies drawing Expand I've decided if I win it all I am going to dress up the entire world in a Miku outfit for one day. 1
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:56 AM, bnmjy said: I bought a ticket with my coworker. We aren't gonna win shit, lol Expand Odds are were all fucked, if you spend $1 dollar or $1000 there is no return cumming
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:58 AM, Phillies said: Odds are were all fucked, if you spend $1 dollar or $1000 there is no return cumming Expand We spent 22 dollars. Waste of fucking money, lol
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:58 AM, bnmjy said: We spent 22 dollars. Waste of fucking money, lol Expand I spent 2 weeks allowance. all quick pick option.
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 1:56 AM, Phillies said: I've decided if I win it all I am going to dress up the entire world in a Miku outfit for one day. Expand what the hell? 1
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:00 AM, Phillies said: I spent 2 weeks allowance. all quick pick option. Expand Waifu is gonna make you sit on the judas chair for wasting your food moneys. Cue @Kudasai 1
rpgamer Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 The funny thing is, the higher it gets, and the more attention it gets, the more people play hoping to win, and the lower everybody's chances are. Also funny is that I haven't heard shit about this, so I don't really get why it's getting so much attention again. 1
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:06 AM, rpgamer said: The funny thing is, the higher it gets, and the more attention it gets, the more people play hoping to win, and the lower everybody's chances are. Also funny is that I haven't heard shit about this, so I don't really get why it's getting so much attention again. Expand 1.6 billion dollars, highest jackpot ever. If no one wins, it will be well over 2 billion dollars. 1
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 It's ok. I have the winning ticket. When I win, no one will ever see me again. 1
Mr Owl Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:10 AM, midnight said: It's ok. I have the winning ticket. When I win, no one will ever see me again. Expand @discolemonade will know 1
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:27 AM, Kuroko said: @discolemonade will know Expand No one else will. We will go off the grid.
Mr Owl Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:28 AM, midnight said: No one else will. We will go off the grid. Expand You will be back
Kudasai Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:02 AM, bnmjy said: Waifu is gonna make you sit on the judas chair for wasting your food moneys. Cue @Kudasai Expand 1
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:40 AM, Kuroko said: You will be back Expand If,,,,IF I won the lottery, there would be no more time for chatting and nonsense. Disco wants to tour Europe, and while she is doing that, I am going to tour with the WWE. Every show. For a year. That's always been on our agenda IF we won. To quote Zeni, *Giggle chills.
Mr Owl Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:42 AM, midnight said: If,,,,IF I won the lottery, there would be no more time for chatting and nonsense. Disco wants to tour Europe, and while she is doing that, I am going to tour with the WWE. Every show. For a year. That's always been on our agenda IF we won. To quote Zeni, *Giggle chills. Expand ..you know Disco will control 99.9%. Of that budget 2
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:56 AM, Kuroko said: ..you know Disco will control 99.9%. Of that budget Expand Yes. I know. But I can beg for an allowance. 1
Mr Owl Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:57 AM, midnight said: Yes. I know. But I can beg for an allowance. Expand Is this before or after making sure she is happy?
Naraku4656 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 I DID IT, I WON THE MEGA MILLIONS. I WON $2. OH MY GOD
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 I'm glad I live in one of the few states that allows lotto winners to stay anonymous. Not that it matters since I'm never going to win.
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 I won nothing. My dumbass accidentally bought a ticket with 6 drawings, so I have five more to look forward to losing. Hooray.
Swimmod_Luna Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 (edited) Kidney bought $20 worth of tickets. Got zilch in return. Wait actually I just double checked. Won $2. Yippie. Edited October 24, 2018 by Athena 92
midnight Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 3:00 AM, Kuroko said: Is this before or after making sure she is happy? Expand After.
Naraku4656 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 3:15 AM, Athena 92 said: Kidney bought $20 worth of tickets. Got zilch in return. Wait actually I just double checked. Won $2. Yippie. Expand divorce kidney and take $1 1
fuggstop Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 3:14 AM, bnmjy said: I won nothing. My dumbass accidentally bought a ticket with 6 drawings, so I have five more to look forward to losing. Hooray. Expand How u do that? Im too lazy to check mine. They in the car. That repeating 5 makes me wanna break something
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 3:18 AM, fuggstop said: How u do that? Im too lazy to check mine. They in the car. That repeating 5 makes me wanna break something Expand I used a lottery machine. You have to choose the pick and play option.
fuggstop Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 3:20 AM, bnmjy said: I used a lottery machine. You have to choose the pick and play option. Expand 😳 Wtf They dont let us touch the lottery machine here
tsar4 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 3:23 AM, fuggstop said: 😳 Wtf They dont let us touch the lottery machine here Expand 1
fuggstop Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 9:30 AM, tsar4 said: Expand Oh yea. Saw that on my way to DC. We don't have them
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 2:06 AM, rpgamer said: The funny thing is, the higher it gets, and the more attention it gets, the more people play hoping to win, and the lower everybody's chances are. Also funny is that I haven't heard shit about this, so I don't really get why it's getting so much attention again. Expand interesting point but not correct. odds still make anything possible.
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 Winning ticket was sold in South Carolina. It was a single ticket this time too. 2
fuggstop Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 10:24 AM, bnmjy said: Winning ticket was sold in South Carolina. It was a single ticket this time too. Expand WHY GOD WHY lol Dangle it right in my fucking face *burns ticket*
bnmjy Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 (edited) On 10/24/2018 at 11:56 AM, fuggstop said: THEY ARE IN MY CITY TOO WTF WTF 😭 Expand fuggs, this is your destiny. Go in for the kill with the power of your hooha. Edited October 24, 2018 by bnmjy
fuggstop Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 11:59 AM, bnmjy said: fuggs, this is your destiny. Go in for the kill w ith the power of your hooha. Expand Im flattered you think i gotta billion dollar pussy but its just not true lol 1
fuggstop Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 Goddamn Columbia is the luckiest city in the fucking world and i still gotta go into work today. Fuck fuck fuck. 1
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 10:24 AM, bnmjy said: Winning ticket was sold in South Carolina. It was a single ticket this time too. Expand 1
Phillies Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 12:01 PM, fuggstop said: Im flattered you think i gotta billion dollar pussy but its just not true lol Expand
Naraku4656 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 remember how i joked that fuggs was going to win the mega millions? i wasn't far off 1
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