Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I'm not like those weak, 19th century, beta males who were overly concerned about propriety and custom; I'm built from that new age, alpha cloth, something no officer from that era on the ship trying to stop me from getting on a lifeboat could deal with. 🐺⛹️♂️🎅👨💻💪👫 Edited October 17, 2018 by Zenigundam
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 you're an idiot. if you went back in the past you'd get wrecked
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Author Posted October 16, 2018 42 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you're an idiot. if you went back in the past you'd get wrecked By whom? 😌
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: By whom? 😌 the female Dr. Who 1
TrigunBebop Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 The real funny thing about Titanic is how the word "tit" is part of the title. 1
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 Yeah, you’d have survived because you pushed a kid out of the lifeboat.
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Author Posted October 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Tengu said: Yeah, you’d have survived because you pushed a kid out of the lifeboat. Not really, I envision myself just being the first person to board the lifeboat and then the officers and seamen would object to it, and then I would overpower them when it got physical and I'd say with a smug grin, "Let's get the women and children in already. Stop trying to displace me, it just ain't working for you." 😌👨💪🐰👫
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 Good thing the crew were ordered to shoot people like you. 1
KimopoBotar Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Tengu said: Good thing the crew were ordered to shoot people like you. They would probably mistake him for someone's large, idiot crying child. Hopefully they'd shoot him out of pity for his parents but if not he'd make it through. Edited October 16, 2018 by KimopoBotar 1
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 He’d be like that one guy who dressed as a woman to get on the lifeboat.
midnight Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 @Zenigundam, you fucked up your topic, dumbass. Go back and edit that shit. "You what I always found funny about Titanic?" Missing a word there, brain fart.
mumbo Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 15 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I'm not like those weak, 19th century, beta males who were overly concerned about propriety and custom; I'm built from that new age, alpha cloth, something no officer from that era on the ship trying to stop me from getting on a lifeboat could deal with. 🐺⛹️♂️🎅👨💻💪👫 what you like about titanic is that you can imagine yourself in the above situation. trufax.
KimopoBotar Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Tengu said: He’d be like that one guy who dressed as a woman to get on the lifeboat. Honestly he could pass for a really unfortunate looking woman. 3
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said: Honestly he could pass for a really unfortunate looking woman. Hell by his own standards he’d be a cougar. 1
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Author Posted October 16, 2018 58 minutes ago, Tengu said: Good thing the crew were ordered to shoot people like you. And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫 In other words you’d pussy out. Some alpha you are. 😒
midnight Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫 You would have been locked in with the rest of the poor asses, on the bottom level. You would have been drowned before the rich people even knew they had hit an iceberg.
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Author Posted October 16, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: You would have been locked in with the rest of the poor asses, on the bottom level. You would have been drowned before the rich people even knew they had hit an iceberg. I would have been a first class badass, chillin at dinner with that old ass music playing in the background and such and I would have gotten hammered and said, "These utensils SUCK! This music SUCKS! This is your jam?!"*scoffs* 🐰
midnight Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I would have been a first class badass, chillin at dinner with that old ass music playing in the background and such and I would have gotten hammered and said, "These utensils SUCK! This music SUCKS! This is your jam?!"*scoffs* 🐰 But it wouldn't be old ass music in that time. It WOULD be the jam.
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Author Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) "Fuck yeah I'm wearing an XL custom Buffalo Sabres jersey, jeans, and sneaks to dinner! Suits are bullshit, ya lame squares!! Get a new haircut" 🏋️♂️⛹️♂️🚴♂️ Edited October 16, 2018 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted October 16, 2018 Author Posted October 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: But it wouldn't be old ass music in that time. It WOULD be the jam. Wow I really would have been an alpha back then. I'm an alpha now, but I mean I would have been a supreme alpha, and don't say that my behavior was lower class caliber or steerage or whatever because they couldn't even hope to deal with an alpha male warrior like myself if we had to throw the hands!! 🐺👊🏈
Tengu Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 Considering inflation from 1918 to now the cost of a first class ticket would be $50,000. So you’d be traveling in steerage for $170.
fuggstop Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: The real funny thing about Titanic is how the word "tit" is part of the title. It also rhymes with "panic"
tsar4 Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 16 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I would have dressed like a woman or little kid to ensure getting space on a lifeboat. 🐺⛹️♂️🎅👨💻💪👫 1
midnight Posted October 16, 2018 Posted October 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Wow I really would have been an alpha back then. I'm an alpha now, but I mean I would have been a supreme alpha, and don't say that my behavior was lower class caliber or steerage or whatever because they couldn't even hope to deal with an alpha male warrior like myself if we had to throw the hands!! 🐺👊🏈 *Bows down to honor the alphaness of my King, Zenigundam. I forever pledge my allegiance to your highness.
tsar4 Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: *Bows down to honor the alphaness of my King, Zenigundam. I forever pledge my allegiance to your highness. Now, reread what you commented on and substitute "assh*le"...or " cornholio" for "alpha". 1
Zenigundam Posted October 17, 2018 Author Posted October 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Tengu said: Considering inflation from 1918 to now the cost of a first class ticket would be $50,000. So you’d be traveling in steerage for $170. What makes you think I couldn't afford that?
Zenigundam Posted October 17, 2018 Author Posted October 17, 2018 8 hours ago, midnight said: @Zenigundam, you fucked up your topic, dumbass. Go back and edit that shit. "You what I always found funny about Titanic?" Missing a word there, brain fart. What are you even talking about? You okay? 👨
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: What are you even talking about? You okay? 👨 shut up or I'm gonna lock this thread 1
Zenigundam Posted October 17, 2018 Author Posted October 17, 2018 25 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: shut up or I'm gonna lock this thread Yeah right, you can't lock threads. Your username has to be red. 🎅 *kisses a hot, blonde, legal age woman* 👨🏭
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Yeah right, you can't lock threads. Your username has to be red. 🎅 *kisses a hot, blonde, legal age woman* 👨🏭 no I can lock threads if my font is red, too. It's a glitch 1
MasqueradeOverture Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 It was not an honor seeing you post tonight as you should've been a victim you fucking bitch.
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