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You know what I always found funny about Titanic?


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Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I'm not like those weak, 19th century, beta males who were overly concerned about propriety and custom; I'm built from that new age, alpha cloth, something no officer from that era on the ship trying to stop me from getting on a lifeboat could deal with. 🐺⛹️‍♂️🎅👨‍💻💪👫

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1 hour ago, Tengu said:

Yeah, you’d have survived because you pushed a kid out of the lifeboat. 

Not really, I envision myself just being the first person to board the lifeboat and then the officers and seamen would object to it, and then I would overpower them when it got physical and I'd say with a smug grin, "Let's get the women and children in already. Stop trying to displace me, it just ain't working for you." 😌👨💪🐰👫

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49 minutes ago, Tengu said:

Good thing the crew were ordered to shoot people like you. 

They would probably mistake him for someone's large, idiot crying child. Hopefully they'd shoot him out of pity for his parents but if not he'd make it through.

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Posted
15 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I'm not like those weak, 19th century, beta males who were overly concerned about propriety and custom; I'm built from that new age, alpha cloth, something no officer from that era on the ship trying to stop me from getting on a lifeboat could deal with. 🐺⛹️‍♂️🎅👨‍💻💪👫

what you like about titanic is that you can imagine yourself in the above situation.  trufax.

Posted
1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said:

Honestly he could pass for a really unfortunate looking woman. 

Hell by his own standards he’d be a cougar. 

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Posted
58 minutes ago, Tengu said:

Good thing the crew were ordered to shoot people like you. 

And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫

In other words you’d pussy out.

Some alpha you are. 😒

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫

You would have been locked in with the rest of the poor asses, on the bottom level. You would have been drowned before the rich people even knew they had hit an iceberg.

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

You would have been locked in with the rest of the poor asses, on the bottom level. You would have been drowned before the rich people even knew they had hit an iceberg.

I would have been a first class badass, chillin at dinner with that old ass music playing in the background and such and I would have gotten hammered and said, "These utensils SUCK! This music SUCKS! This is your jam?!"*scoffs* 🐰

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

I would have been a first class badass, chillin at dinner with that old ass music playing in the background and such and I would have gotten hammered and said, "These utensils SUCK! This music SUCKS! This is your jam?!"*scoffs* 🐰

But it wouldn't be old ass music in that time. It WOULD be the jam. 

 

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"Fuck yeah I'm wearing an XL custom Buffalo Sabres jersey, jeans, and sneaks to dinner! Suits are bullshit, ya lame squares!! Get a new haircut" 🏋️‍♂️⛹️‍♂️🚴‍♂️

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

But it wouldn't be old ass music in that time. It WOULD be the jam. 

 

Wow I really would have been an alpha back then. I'm an alpha now, but I mean I would have been a supreme alpha, and don't say that my behavior was lower class caliber or steerage or whatever because they couldn't even hope to deal with an alpha male warrior like myself if we had to throw the hands!! 🐺👊🏈

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Considering inflation from 1918 to now the cost of a first class ticket would be $50,000.

So you’d be traveling in steerage for $170.

Posted
16 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I would have dressed like a woman or little kid to ensure getting space on a lifeboat. 🐺⛹️‍♂️🎅👨‍💻💪👫

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Posted
2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Wow I really would have been an alpha back then. I'm an alpha now, but I mean I would have been a supreme alpha, and don't say that my behavior was lower class caliber or steerage or whatever because they couldn't even hope to deal with an alpha male warrior like myself if we had to throw the hands!! 🐺👊🏈

*Bows down to honor the alphaness of my King, Zenigundam. 

I forever pledge my allegiance to your highness.

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1 hour ago, midnight said:

*Bows down to honor the alphaness of my King, Zenigundam. 

I forever pledge my allegiance to your highness.

Now, reread what you commented on and substitute "assh*le"...or " cornholio" for "alpha".

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Posted
7 hours ago, Tengu said:

Considering inflation from 1918 to now the cost of a first class ticket would be $50,000.

So you’d be traveling in steerage for $170.

What makes you think I couldn't afford that?

Posted
8 hours ago, midnight said:

@Zenigundam, you fucked up your topic, dumbass. Go back and edit that shit.

"You what I always found funny about Titanic?"

Missing a word there, brain fart.

What are you even talking about? You okay? 👨

Posted
25 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

shut up or I'm gonna lock this thread

Yeah right, you can't lock threads. Your username has to be red. 🎅

*kisses a hot, blonde, legal age woman* 👨‍🏭

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Yeah right, you can't lock threads. Your username has to be red. 🎅

*kisses a hot, blonde, legal age woman* 👨‍🏭

no I can lock threads if my font is red, too. It's a glitch

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