Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 She was surprised when I whipped out my driver's license and then called me old. It was going well, but I think my beer breath and her fatigue might have ruined things. She's 18 and works at the mall by my bus stop, just graduated HS back in June. Anyway, we'll see, but I can't see this going anywhere based on her body language, even though I talked to her for a solid 25 minutes. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 Get it together, Gen Z. Get it together. My moves were alpha... appreciate what I did... I swear they just want you to do typical beta stuff to win their legal age hearts. 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Get it together, Gen Z. Get it together. My moves were alpha... appreciate what I did... I swear they just want you to do typical beta stuff to win their legal age hearts. 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Maybe you should try to be more beta cuz alpha lone wolf isnt doing it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Maybe you should try to be more beta cuz alpha lone wolf isnt doing it for you. It's working, but only with hotties. She clearly isn't hot enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Fuggs has a point. You would probably have more luck just learning to accept who you actually are: a sensitive beta guy. Girls love sensitive dudes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: I think you will read it though... *cracks knuckles and approaches* 😥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said: Fuggs has a point. You would probably have more luck just learning to accept who you actually are: a sensitive beta guy. Girls love sensitive dudes. That's not in my DNA. I'm an alpha tough guy. I'm from the same cloth as all the action movie badasses. Beta is bullshit. 😌 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I think you will read it though... *cracks knuckles and approaches* 😥 Tough guy eh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm an alpha tough guy. More like an alpha pussy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Zeni, what is wrong with you? What's the name of one of your friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Zeni, what is wrong with you? What's the name of one of your friends? Lefty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 None of this happened. Except you were on a bus like a punk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: None of this happened. Except you were on a bus like a punk. That's an insult to all punks you know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: None of this happened. Except you were on a bus like a punk. Hes being a bitch and not paying his tickets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: That's an insult to all punks you know Except you were on a bus like a predator? Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: None of this happened. Except you were on a bus like a punk. All of this actually happened lol. I'm kinda pissed at the Gen Z culture and her parents. A well raised lady would understand my alpha male motives. This is some serious garbage I really hope she was just tired and moody from work, this is total BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, midnight said: None of this happened. Except you were on a bus like a punk. Stop doubting me pussy 🐂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: All of this actually happened lol. I'm kinda pissed at the Gen Z culture and her parents. A well raised lady would understand my alpha male motives. This is some serious garbage I really hope she was just tired and moody from work, this is total BS. Just be grateful she didn’t call a cop on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: All of this actually happened lol. I'm kinda pissed at the Gen Z culture and her parents. A well raised lady would understand my alpha male motives. This is some serious garbage I really hope she was just tired and moody from work, this is total BS. Watch that language, son. You just said BS and this a PG forum. Don't make me approach, while cracking knuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Stop doubting me pussy 🐂 Start proving you’re not a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: Except you were on a bus like a predator? Better? I think you just insulted this guy Spoiler 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: Just be grateful she didn’t call a cop on your ass. Wtf call a cop for what? For being a heterosexual man talking to a young lady on the bus? Smh, Generation Z and the SJWs are ruining America. 🤦♂️🎅🐺🔥👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: I think you just insulted this guy Reveal hidden contents NERDDDDDD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: Watch that language, son. You just said BS and this a PG forum. Don't make me approach, while cracking knuckles. I'll crack my knuckles all day, middy smalls!!! 🐺👊🧐🍔👨👩👧👦 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: NERDDDDDD!!!! Virgin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 And then the cop will just get knocked out, we don't need that, a detriment to our national security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 I'll take things that never happened for 1000. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Wtf call a cop for what? For being a heterosexual man talking to a young lady on the bus? Smh, Generation Z and the SJWs are ruining America. 🤦♂️🎅🐺🔥👫 You said she was uncomfortable talking to you, so yeah, call a cop for harassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: And then the cop will just get knocked out, we don't need that, a detriment to our national security You’re too much of a pussy to do that. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Did the driver on the bus say "move on back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Stop doubting me pussy 🐂 It's not you that I doubt. I doubt the universe for being so cruel to you, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Must have been the short bus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Wow, I never met someone that could see a person's IQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 the real zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 3 hours ago, midnight said: the real zeni That is an insult to Mr. PoopyButthole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 12 hours ago, Zenigundam said: She was surprised when I whipped out my driver's license and then called me old. It was going well, but I think my beer breath and her fatigue might have ruined things. She's 18 and works at the mall by my bus stop, just graduated HS back in June. Anyway, we'll see, but I can't see this going anywhere based on her body language, even though I talked to her for a solid 25 minutes. 🤦♂️ Yes, you talked to her for 25 minutes, while she nervously stared out the window, trying her best to ignore your creepy old ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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