I expect a black eye in the morning

[Vamped]

Son of a bitch!

I just got my own xbox one remote smacked into my eye socket. Smacked so hard the batteries flew out. 

Why?!

Somebody didnt want to play Genji in Overwatch and D.VA was taken

[jackiemarie90]

Well you can always lie and say you got into a brawl and won. And there "isn't going to be anyone who messes with you."

[Vamped]

6 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Well you can always lie and say you got into a brawl and won. And there "isn't going to be anyone who messes with you."

We're starting a charity campaign at work for October being Domestic Violence Awareness Month. The old ladies at work will probably think Im being abused now. Im gonna ice it 

[jackiemarie90]

Just now, Vamped said:

We're starting a charity campaign at work for October being Domestic Violence Awareness Month. The old ladies at work will probably think Im being abused now. Im gonna ice it 

Icing would be smart. What timing.  Well there is always makeup. >__> Here's to hoping it won't be too bad.

[Mix]

 

55 minutes ago, Vamped said:

 

you should see the other guy 

 

[molarbear]

2 hours ago, Vamped said:

Son of a bitch!

I just got my own xbox one remote smacked into my eye socket. Smacked so hard the batteries flew out. 

Why?!

Somebody didnt want to play Genji in Overwatch and D.VA was taken

I couldn't find mine one day and got frustrated and sat down.... right on my controller, I've never jumped up faster in my life

That was the day I figured out that which role I would be during snu snu time if I ever found myself attracted to dudes

[schmahxgn]

Wow, holy shit! That's some Next Level all caps rage.

[discolé monade]

wait, wait. wait. 

*ok...first off, i'm trying not to chuckle here, because i am hoping i read this all wrong*

but...you bopped yourself in the noggin' so hard, that the batteries flew out? 

 

 

[Vamped]

14 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

wait, wait. wait. 

*ok...first off, i'm trying not to chuckle here, because i am hoping i read this all wrong*

but...you bopped yourself in the noggin' so hard, that the batteries flew out? 

 

 

I didnt do it to myself lmao

My 3 year old assaulted me. I was giving him 20 mins before bed. So i was laying down looking at facebook and then he slammed the remote into my eyes. Thank God I dont have a black eye, just a little swelling

[Phillies]

You expect a black cock in the morning

[discolé monade]

Just now, Vamped said:

I didnt do it to myself lmao

My 3 year old assaulted me. I was giving him 20 mins before bed. So i was laying down looking at facebook and then he slammed the remote into my eyes. Thank God I dont have a black eye, just a little swelling

those darn kids.

 

[Ginguy]

3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I didnt do it to myself lmao

My 3 year old assaulted me. I was giving him 20 mins before bed. So i was laying down looking at facebook and then he slammed the remote into my eyes. Thank God I dont have a black eye, just a little swelling

Oh hell no.

Someone would totally be grounded from video games until like Christmas....

 

[bnmjy]

One Pike's Place with two shots of espresso, coming up.

Edited September 24, 2018 by bnmjy

[Vamped]

11 minutes ago, Phillies said:

You expect a black cock in the morning

Uh ..... no?

Tomorrows a work day

[Vamped]

11 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Oh hell no.

Someone would totally be grounded from video games until like Christmas....

 

I took him off last night. I usually let him play when he does a good job on his letters, colors, and numbers or when im trying to finish homework. He wont be back on for a minute . I dont know what came over him. 

[Vamped]

11 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

One Pike's Place with two shots of espresso, coming up.

Oooh ... why the fancy coffee?

[bnmjy]

14 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Oooh ... why the fancy coffee?

lol, Starbucks coffee isn't fancy. Coffee with two shots of espresso is called a black eye.