Vamped Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Son of a bitch! I just got my own xbox one remote smacked into my eye socket. Smacked so hard the batteries flew out. Why?! Somebody didnt want to play Genji in Overwatch and D.VA was taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Well you can always lie and say you got into a brawl and won. And there "isn't going to be anyone who messes with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well you can always lie and say you got into a brawl and won. And there "isn't going to be anyone who messes with you." We're starting a charity campaign at work for October being Domestic Violence Awareness Month. The old ladies at work will probably think Im being abused now. Im gonna ice it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: We're starting a charity campaign at work for October being Domestic Violence Awareness Month. The old ladies at work will probably think Im being abused now. Im gonna ice it Icing would be smart. What timing. Well there is always makeup. >__> Here's to hoping it won't be too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 55 minutes ago, Vamped said: you should see the other guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Son of a bitch! I just got my own xbox one remote smacked into my eye socket. Smacked so hard the batteries flew out. Why?! Somebody didnt want to play Genji in Overwatch and D.VA was taken I couldn't find mine one day and got frustrated and sat down.... right on my controller, I've never jumped up faster in my life That was the day I figured out that which role I would be during snu snu time if I ever found myself attracted to dudes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Wow, holy shit! That's some Next Level all caps rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 wait, wait. wait. *ok...first off, i'm trying not to chuckle here, because i am hoping i read this all wrong* but...you bopped yourself in the noggin' so hard, that the batteries flew out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, discolemonade said: wait, wait. wait. *ok...first off, i'm trying not to chuckle here, because i am hoping i read this all wrong* but...you bopped yourself in the noggin' so hard, that the batteries flew out? I didnt do it to myself lmao My 3 year old assaulted me. I was giving him 20 mins before bed. So i was laying down looking at facebook and then he slammed the remote into my eyes. Thank God I dont have a black eye, just a little swelling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 You expect a black cock in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: I didnt do it to myself lmao My 3 year old assaulted me. I was giving him 20 mins before bed. So i was laying down looking at facebook and then he slammed the remote into my eyes. Thank God I dont have a black eye, just a little swelling those darn kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: I didnt do it to myself lmao My 3 year old assaulted me. I was giving him 20 mins before bed. So i was laying down looking at facebook and then he slammed the remote into my eyes. Thank God I dont have a black eye, just a little swelling Oh hell no. Someone would totally be grounded from video games until like Christmas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) One Pike's Place with two shots of espresso, coming up. Edited September 24, 2018 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Phillies said: You expect a black cock in the morning Uh ..... no? Tomorrows a work day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Oh hell no. Someone would totally be grounded from video games until like Christmas.... I took him off last night. I usually let him play when he does a good job on his letters, colors, and numbers or when im trying to finish homework. He wont be back on for a minute . I dont know what came over him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, bnmjy said: One Pike's Place with two shots of espresso, coming up. Oooh ... why the fancy coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Vamped said: Oooh ... why the fancy coffee? lol, Starbucks coffee isn't fancy. Coffee with two shots of espresso is called a black eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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