discolé monade Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 i don't make a very good soccer mom. i flipped off some chick driving out of the complex that passed me in a 10mph zone, and there is NO passing. she was doing at least 40. i got to the main road and floored it to catch up at the light a few miles down the road. i saw the light changed to red, and she was turning left. i pulled up. and just stared at her as i held my middle finger to her. she didn't look. but i know...she was using her peripherals. until next week, you dumb bitch. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 "That was another episode of 'How to make friends and influence people'. Thanks for reading!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Sounds like a pro soccer mom move to me. Soccer moms have a lot of attitude (at least they did where I I grew up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 The Rick and Morty sticker on the back glass of disco's car, concurs that zero fucks were given. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Disco's kid: "Can I open my eyes now mommy?" Disco: "No yet baby, mommy's still doing what the court mandated therapist said. Internalizing your feelings isn't good for you, remember that." Disco's kid: "ok" Disco: "Now cover your ears, mommy has to externalize her feelings verbally" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Mix said: Disco's kid: "Can I open my eyes now mommy?" Disco: "No yet baby, mommy's still doing what the court mandated therapist said. Internalizing your feelings isn't good for you, remember that." Disco's kid: "ok" Disco: "Now cover your ears, mommy has to externalize her feelings verbally" HAHA. We have to cover OUR ears half the time our kid says something. Whatever disco said, she probably learned from our boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: HAHA. We have to cover OUR ears half the time our kid says something. Whatever disco said, she probably learned from our boy. that's how you know that there's a good kid.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 "Daddy, Mommy told a lady to "$(#%&@@(*%*!"...what does that mean?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: "Daddy, Mommy told a lady to "$(#%&@@(*%*!"...what does that mean?" More like, "Honey, the boy told some lady to go F^&* herself in her a$$ with a f&*(*&^ barbed wire wrapped 2X4." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: i don't make a very good soccer mom. i flipped off some chick driving out of the complex that passed me in a 10mph zone, and there is NO passing. she was doing at least 40. i got to the main road and floored it to catch up at the light a few miles down the road. i saw the light changed to red, and she was turning left. i pulled up. and just stared at her as i held my middle finger to her. she didn't look. but i know...she was using her peripherals. until next week, you dumb bitch. This is shit I do.. and if I can't get beside them, I have very bright headlight bulbs behind milky lenses from 1998. they are SO ANNOYING. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Print out a pic of fugg's hooha and flash it next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: i don't make a very good soccer mom. i flipped off some chick driving out of the complex that passed me in a 10mph zone, and there is NO passing. she was doing at least 40. i got to the main road and floored it to catch up at the light a few miles down the road. i saw the light changed to red, and she was turning left. i pulled up. and just stared at her as i held my middle finger to her. she didn't look. but i know...she was using her peripherals. until next week, you dumb bitch. the entrance to my neighborhood is huge (like 4 cars wide) so I always go to the middle if I'm turning left to give people that want to turn right a chance to get by me.... one day I'm practicing said generosity and some lady pulls up on my left and proceeds to attempt to turn left at the same time as me. I always use my blinkers so she had no excuse for how far her head was up her ass. There happens to be bridge to the left that has two lights for the on and off ramps of the turnpike, I laid on my horn during her moment of stupidity and throughout both red lights as I sat behind her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: This is shit I do.. and if I can't get beside them, I have very bright headlight bulbs behind milky lenses from 1998. they are SO ANNOYING. So you're one of those assholes!? There is a guy in my neighborhood that does that on his truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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