Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 First customer today and I quote... "Women take one good look at you and start crying" Which is true because I know I have a face that only the blind could love but still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Well that's horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 People tell you shit like that? I've wouldn't be able to keep your job long, I'd fly off the handle on people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Pull Janice out from under the register. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Wow. I would've said right back at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Well that's horrible. I know they're slipping when it comes to insults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 People tell you shit like that? I've wouldn't be able to keep your job long, I'd fly off the handle on people. I'm telling you these motherfuckers are crazy and they don't give a fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Pull Janice out from under the register. No Janice but I do have my box cutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Wow. I would've said right back at you. Had to be the bigger person and walk away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumb0 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Where in the hell do you even work? I know some niggas got a chip on their shoulder and like to start shit with customer service personnel, but that's just harsh. Worse insult I got was some base head telling me I had fat lips, back when I worked at Godfather's Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I feel like that could be an insult or compliment based on context Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Where in the hell do you even work? I know some niggas got a chip on their shoulder and like to start shit with customer service personnel, but that's just harsh. Worse insult I got was some base head telling me I had fat lips, back when I worked at Godfather's Pizza. Retail is not for the faint of heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 I feel like that could be an insult or compliment based on context Well this guy was being a bitch about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Looks that kill....er....looks that make you break down and weep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Well, you WERE Top Man....Thank god you've become Cut Man....No one talks that shit to Cut Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 If it's any consolation, when I was working at Wal-Mart I had these two guys walk by my aisle as I was filling the shelves and they stopped, and shouted "HEY!" and I looked up thinking they needed help. Nope. Instead they just said "You're a fucking faggot!" and laughed while they walked off. OK, a bit harsh. Asked my supervisor would could be done about that and was told basically nothing. Protocol was to ask them to stay where they were so I could get a manager and have them escorted out. As if. Anyways, they came back three separate times and would go to my area and shout to the heavens their precious opinion of me. Come to find out they were former employees, the original two anyways since, by the end, there were four of them doing this. Never got any additional details but I did put in my two weeks and got moved to the backroom until I left. People suck sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 maybe she was hitting on you because she was blind and could see past your ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 When I worked at the service plaza, I once had a truck driver throw his order back at me because I got it wrong. I acted as if nothing happened and said I'd correct it. He then had the nerve to apologize. Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Looks that kill....er....looks that make you break down and weep Well I must ask, I'm pretty sure you've seen at least one of my self portraits floating around here or on ASMB. Did seeing my mug make you cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 If it's any consolation, when I was working at Wal-Mart I had these two guys walk by my aisle as I was filling the shelves and they stopped, and shouted "HEY!" and I looked up thinking they needed help. Nope. Instead they just said "You're a fucking faggot!" and laughed while they walked off. OK, a bit harsh. Asked my supervisor would could be done about that and was told basically nothing. Protocol was to ask them to stay where they were so I could get a manager and have them escorted out. As if. Anyways, they came back three separate times and would go to my area and shout to the heavens their precious opinion of me. Come to find out they were former employees, the original two anyways since, by the end, there were four of them doing this. Never got any additional details but I did put in my two weeks and got moved to the backroom until I left. People suck sometimes. Somtimes? Don't you mean all the time? Sorry I'm venting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Well I must ask, I'm pretty sure you've seen at least one of my self portraits floating around here or on ASMB. Did seeing my mug make you cry? No No it did not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 No No it did not I must try harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I must try harder Yea! You get on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 worst i ever got at my job was this lady who was with her friends yelling "CAN I GET MY MARGARITA ALREADY" when i was on the register and serving at the same time when we were understaffed i pretty much ignored them though i'd get all kinds of dregs friday nights, but thankfully only a couple were assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Yea! You get on that! Too much work though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Too much work though Yea.....it is. Could always ask someone to hit you with a shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Yea.....it is. Could always ask someone to hit you with a shovel. Being the employee customers hate the most I'm not sure that I really have to ask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Being the employee customers hate the most I'm not sure that I really have to ask Thats a good point Just have to find a shovel then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Thats a good point Just have to find a shovel then There's plenty in the backroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 There's plenty in the backroom Well then you might be in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Well then you might be in trouble. Yeah because I'm pretty sure that one of my supervisors want to beat me a shovel as much as the customers do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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