sports Which NFL QBs could you take in a fight?

[That_One_Guy]

I feel like I could rock Tom Brady. He's big but he's soft. And tbh he's only like two inches taller than me. 

Side note: one time in a fb group I talked shit on John Parker Wilson and some dude that works with him threatened to show him my post and I was LIKE PLEASE SHOW HIM! LOL oh no big bad John parker Wilson is gonna kick my ass. I would love for him to try. It would legit be amusing to watch his little pretty ass try to be aggressive. 

[1pooh4u]

I could take out Russell Wilson no problem 😆

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[That_One_Guy]

On 9/18/2018 at 8:06 AM, 1pooh4u said:

I could take out Russell Wilson no problem 😆

dude idk about that...he's in shape lol

[That_One_Guy]

19 hours ago, scope said:

thats what the ladies do when they see my cawk

[1pooh4u]

18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

dude idk about that...he's in shape lol

He can’t run from my fists of rage forever 😆

[That_One_Guy]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

He can’t run from my fists of rage forever 😆

but bro he's thick solid and tight ya know I just don't know if you can hurt him

[1pooh4u]

27 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

but bro he's thick solid and tight ya know I just don't know if you can hurt him

I’m very determined. One kick to the nuts and he’s done 🤣

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4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I’m very determined. One kick to the nuts and he’s done 🤣

Pretty sure even Gronkowski would lose to that.

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54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

thats what the ladies do when they see my cawk

I'm not sure if that face could mean "I've never seen anything like that" or "you need to see a doctor"

[That_One_Guy]

1 minute ago, scope said:

I'm not sure if that face could mean "I've never seen anything like that" or "you need to see a doctor"

both

[1pooh4u]

11 minutes ago, scope said:

Pretty sure even Gronkowski would lose to that.

I hate Gronkowski. I would legit shove a sack of shit down his throat and then sew his mouth shut if I could. That’s my hate level on that dumb ape 😆

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2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I hate Gronkowski. I would legit shove a sack of shit down his throat and then sew his mouth shut if I could. That’s my hate level on that dumb ape 😆

I really don't like the Patriots myself, was such a relief to beat them last year. That said I don't think I could match your hate level for them, you bleed that green 

[Codename: Jackass]

Sam Bradford. EZ.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I don't know... Bernie Kosar?

 

NOTE: I desperately wanted to post the video clip of Drew Carey doing stand-up, and he announces, "here's my impression of Bernie Kosar:" and then he knocks over the microphone stand, but it seems to have been WIPED FROM THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING INTERNET.

[Zenigundam]

Most of them honestly. I wouldn't try to scrap with Big Ben, Blake Bortles, Cam Newton, but I think a lot of other ones would get dropped by me, like Eli Manning for example. 

[wacky1980]

i could probably whup all of the dead ones. well, most of them at least, if it was one at a time and i got a couple days' recovery in between. yeah, i'm feeling pretty confident about that estimate.

[nameraka]

Len Dawson. I could totally take a 83 year old.

[RPD]

Mariota. One hit and the dude would go numb.