That_One_Guy Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I feel like I could rock Tom Brady. He's big but he's soft. And tbh he's only like two inches taller than me. Side note: one time in a fb group I talked shit on John Parker Wilson and some dude that works with him threatened to show him my post and I was LIKE PLEASE SHOW HIM! LOL oh no big bad John parker Wilson is gonna kick my ass. I would love for him to try. It would legit be amusing to watch his little pretty ass try to be aggressive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I could take out Russell Wilson no problem 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/18/2018 at 8:06 AM, 1pooh4u said: I could take out Russell Wilson no problem 😆 dude idk about that...he's in shape lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 19 hours ago, scope said: thats what the ladies do when they see my cawk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: dude idk about that...he's in shape lol He can’t run from my fists of rage forever 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: He can’t run from my fists of rage forever 😆 but bro he's thick solid and tight ya know I just don't know if you can hurt him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: but bro he's thick solid and tight ya know I just don't know if you can hurt him I’m very determined. One kick to the nuts and he’s done 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m very determined. One kick to the nuts and he’s done 🤣 Pretty sure even Gronkowski would lose to that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: thats what the ladies do when they see my cawk I'm not sure if that face could mean "I've never seen anything like that" or "you need to see a doctor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, scope said: I'm not sure if that face could mean "I've never seen anything like that" or "you need to see a doctor" both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, scope said: Pretty sure even Gronkowski would lose to that. I hate Gronkowski. I would legit shove a sack of shit down his throat and then sew his mouth shut if I could. That’s my hate level on that dumb ape 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I hate Gronkowski. I would legit shove a sack of shit down his throat and then sew his mouth shut if I could. That’s my hate level on that dumb ape 😆 I really don't like the Patriots myself, was such a relief to beat them last year. That said I don't think I could match your hate level for them, you bleed that green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Sam Bradford. EZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I don't know... Bernie Kosar? NOTE: I desperately wanted to post the video clip of Drew Carey doing stand-up, and he announces, "here's my impression of Bernie Kosar:" and then he knocks over the microphone stand, but it seems to have been WIPED FROM THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING INTERNET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Most of them honestly. I wouldn't try to scrap with Big Ben, Blake Bortles, Cam Newton, but I think a lot of other ones would get dropped by me, like Eli Manning for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 i could probably whup all of the dead ones. well, most of them at least, if it was one at a time and i got a couple days' recovery in between. yeah, i'm feeling pretty confident about that estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Len Dawson. I could totally take a 83 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPD Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Mariota. One hit and the dude would go numb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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