lupin_bebop Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 As a former bouncer, it’s called “the element of surprise”. Also, most can’t. The biggest reason it happens is because we are much bigger than you, and therefore, have more force behind what we throw. 1 1
Codename: Jackass Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) Leverage Timing Outweighing people by 70 lbs Drunk people fall and hit their heads on stuff and he sleep. Edited September 7, 2018 by empty
Zenigundam Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 28 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: As a former bouncer, it’s called “the element of surprise”. Also, most can’t. The biggest reason it happens is because we are much bigger than you, and therefore, have more force behind what we throw. I'm 5'6" 185lbs of pure muscle and super charged, you ain't knocking me out on some one hitter quitter BS. I was talking about normal people. 😌 2
Zenigundam Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, empty said: Leverage Timing Outweighing people by 70 lbs Drunk people fall and hit their heads on stuff and he sleep. I want to beat up a bouncer. Reminds me of the hard bosses in Hollow Knight
lupin_bebop Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 23 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm 5'6" 185lbs of pure muscle and super charged, you ain't knocking me out on some one hitter quitter BS. I was talking about normal people. 😌 Dude. You ARE normal people to me. I’m 6 -1, 270, and know how to handle myself. 1
discolé monade Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 26 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I want to beat up a bouncer. Reminds me of the hard bosses in Hollow Knight or that chair, that one time? 1
Poof Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: How do they do that? 👨 did something happen? do you wanna... talk about it? 1
fuggstop Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Poof said: did something happen? do you wanna... talk about it? Something def happened
Zenigundam Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: Dude. You ARE normal people to me. I’m 6 -1, 270, and know how to handle myself. Careful... *walks past your aggressively into the bar without a worry in the world, doesn't show ID* 👨✈️
midnight Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 I’m 6’4”, 300 lbs. pretty sure I could knock Zeni out with a slap. Also, pretty sure I’ve taken a Randy Marsh deuce that was bigger than Zeni. If you’re claiming to be a grown man and you’re only 5’6”, you better have a hanging dong, alpha bitch. 1
Zenigundam Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, midnight said: I’m 6’4”, 300 lbs. pretty sure I could knock Zeni out with a slap. Also, pretty sure I’ve taken a Randy Marsh deuce that was bigger than Zeni. If you’re claiming to be a grown man and you’re only 5’6”, you better have a hanging dong, alpha bitch. Yeah right, dude. *shoves you* 🐰
midnight Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah right, dude. *shoves you* 🐰 Ha! Bring it, BoyPussyBitch. I’m taller than you when I’m sitting down. I’m pretty sure your Jello-Alpha muscles will fail you in any attempt of aggression. (Insert random emoji, because I’m a true alpha virgin).
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