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How come bouncers can knock people out in one punch?


Zenigundam

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28 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

As a former bouncer, itā€™s called ā€œthe element of surpriseā€. Also, most canā€™t. The biggest reason it happens is because we are much bigger than you, and therefore, have more force behind what we throw.Ā 

I'm 5'6" 185lbs of pure muscle and super charged, you ain't knocking me out on some one hitter quitter BS. I was talking about normal people. šŸ˜Œ

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23 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm 5'6" 185lbs of pure muscle and super charged, you ain't knocking me out on some one hitter quitter BS. I was talking about normal people. šŸ˜Œ

Dude. You ARE normal people to me. Iā€™m 6 -1, 270, and know how to handle myself.Ā 

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Iā€™m 6ā€™4ā€, 300 lbs. pretty sure I could knock Zeni out with a slap. Also, pretty sure Iā€™ve taken a Randy Marsh deuce that was bigger than Zeni.Ā 

If youā€™re claiming to be a grown man and youā€™re only 5ā€™6ā€, you better have a hanging dong, alpha bitch.

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2 hours ago, midnight said:

Iā€™m 6ā€™4ā€, 300 lbs. pretty sure I could knock Zeni out with a slap. Also, pretty sure Iā€™ve taken a Randy Marsh deuce that was bigger than Zeni.Ā 

If youā€™re claiming to be a grown man and youā€™re only 5ā€™6ā€, you better have a hanging dong, alpha bitch.

Yeah right, dude.

*shoves you* šŸ°

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2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah right, dude.

*shoves you* šŸ°

Ha! Bring it, BoyPussyBitch. Iā€™m taller than you when Iā€™m sitting down. Iā€™m pretty sure your Jello-Alpha muscles willĀ fail you in any attempt of aggression. (Insert random emoji, because Iā€™m a true alpha virgin).

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