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If you made an advertisement for UEMB what would it be?


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Fine - I'll put it here too.

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

 

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1 minute ago, tsar4 said:

Fine - I'll put it here too.

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

UEMB - APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX

 

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I would probably make a YouTube PSA video that shows me walking through the hallways donning my alpha male jock attire, and talking to 18 year old senior babes and collecting their numbers (I'm a transfer student in the video), and then toward the end of the video, I say, "You know what? Never mind going out on Friday night. Join this site and we'll have some internet fun instead."

*hands the legal age 18 year old babes a badass looking UEMB business card*

And then the hottest of them says, "Wow!!"

2nd hottest chimes in, "This is SO cool!"

3rd one adds, "See you on Friday night, Zeni! Can't wait to register! 👧"

Video ends with me walking out of school, pumping my arms in victory, and smoothly declaring, "The real world is overrated. UEMB is where the real party's at." ⛹️‍♂️

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

I would probably make a YouTube PSA video that shows me walking through the hallways donning my alpha male jock attire, and talking to 18 year old senior babes and collecting their numbers (I'm a transfer student in the video), and then toward the end of the video, I say, "You know what? Never mind going out on Friday night. Join this site and we'll have some internet fun instead."

*hands the legal age 18 year old babes a badass looking UEMB business card*

And then the hottest of them says, "Wow!!"

2nd hottest chimes in, "This is SO cool!"

3rd one adds, "See you on Friday night, Zeni! Can't wait to register! 👧"

Video ends with me walking out of school, pumping my arms in victory, and smoothly declaring, "The real world is overrated. UEMB is where the real party's at." ⛹️‍♂️

Somehow that one might get the most follow thru

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