fuggstop Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 (edited) I think this is pretty cool and he DOES do the exact thing my therapist does but hes FREE. Try him out if yer having a hard time! Edited August 13, 2018 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I think this is pretty cool and he DOES do the exact thing my therapist does but hes FREE. Try him out if yer having a hard time! Nah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 >therapy >for free costanza.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 "I just don't get it... They killed themselves AND downloaded the app.... Tragic" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Wow, someone repackaged ELIZA as an app? http://psych.fullerton.edu/mbirnbaum/psych101/Eliza.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Wow, someone repackaged ELIZA as an app? http://psych.fullerton.edu/mbirnbaum/psych101/Eliza.htm Guess so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Guess so! To the man that invented it it was a shocking revelation in the ability of human beings to form bonds with non-human entities. When people started sneaking into his office to use the program he said he could hook the program up to a printer so he could log the programs behavior, and people lashed out saying it was spying and an invasion of privacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: To the man that invented it it was a shocking revelation in the ability of human beings to form bonds with non-human entities. When people started sneaking into his office to use the program he said he could hook the program up to a printer so he could log the programs behavior, and people lashed out saying it was spying and an invasion of privacy. Interesting Yes im already getting attached! As if im not already too invested in my phone lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Interesting Yes im already getting attached! As if im not already too invested in my phone lol The Russian spies are doing their job well. Continue supplying all your personal thoughts to the Mother Land so they might use more effective social engineering and make these filthy Americans something the Russians can be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I'm too old for that shit. None of that sounds like a good idea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: I'm too old for that shit. None of that sounds like a good idea You know you want to put your innermost fears and secrets on a phone app. Come on, who's gonna find any use for it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: The Russian spies are doing their job well. Continue supplying all your personal thoughts to the Mother Land so they might use more effective social engineering and make these filthy Americans something the Russians can be proud of. I Russian American now. Call me sveltlanfugg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You know you want to put your innermost fears and secrets on a phone app. Come on, who's gonna find any use for it? Probably some dickbutt working for the government trying to develop a spray that will trigger all our worst fears. Some real Batman save us shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 8 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Wow, someone repackaged ELIZA as an app? http://psych.fullerton.edu/mbirnbaum/psych101/Eliza.htm > Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * I am good. How are you? > Perhaps in your fantasies I am ? * Excuse me > OK... "I are good. How am you". Tell me more. * Do you speak English > Oh... speak English? * English motherfucker, do you speak it? > We were discussing you, not me. * You're the one with the terrible grammar > What makes you think I am the one with the terrible grammar? * The fact that you said "I are good. How am you" > You're not really talking about me, are you? * I am, though > Do you believe it is normal to be though? * Get out of here with your philosophical shit > What about your own philosophical shit? Perfect. Who needs real therapy when we have this? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 16 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: > Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * I am good. How are you? > Perhaps in your fantasies I am ? * Excuse me > OK... "I are good. How am you". Tell me more. * Do you speak English > Oh... speak English? * English motherfucker, do you speak it? > We were discussing you, not me. * You're the one with the terrible grammar > What makes you think I am the one with the terrible grammar? * The fact that you said "I are good. How am you" > You're not really talking about me, are you? * I am, though > Do you believe it is normal to be though? * Get out of here with your philosophical shit > What about your own philosophical shit? Perfect. Who needs real therapy when we have this? This shit reminds me of that god AI chat. Too funny. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Yeah......you need a REAL therapist. Even then.....they can't provide the help your crazy ass needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Athena 92 said: > Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * I am good. How are you? > Perhaps in your fantasies I am ? * Excuse me > OK... "I are good. How am you". Tell me more. * Do you speak English > Oh... speak English? * English motherfucker, do you speak it? > We were discussing you, not me. * You're the one with the terrible grammar > What makes you think I am the one with the terrible grammar? * The fact that you said "I are good. How am you" > You're not really talking about me, are you? * I am, though > Do you believe it is normal to be though? * Get out of here with your philosophical shit > What about your own philosophical shit? Perfect. Who needs real therapy when we have this? This is interesting because I know how the program is supposed to work. At the first question the program was supposed to make an association between how you are feeling and what you wanted to talk about. Your next response threw it for a loop so it tried to reiterate and find a place to go. The "We were discussing you, not me" line was the first attempt at recovery to protocol. From then on it tried to keep you from referring to it and to start talking about yourself. That's actually pretty cool. With this program you're supposed to treat it properly and answer the questions directly. Talking to it otherwise puts it into a mode that tries to find the way back to its function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I'm having too much fun with this thing <_< > Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi * Hi > Please don't repeat yourself! > Please don't repeat yourself! * Fucking hypocrite > Can you elaborate on that? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts