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if I bang zeni, do we both loose our virginity?


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I was thinking of a good joke here, but too tired to think of one.

 

Tired from what?.....You have to actually do something to be legit tired and not just lazy.

......I mean I still had jokes about y'all having to determine whose mom you'd live with.....This shit isn't hard.

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I was thinking of a good joke here, but too tired to think of one.

 

I'm with Phillies on this one.  Coming up with good jokes is hard work if you're not at your freshest.

 

I recommend a naked jog around the block to get you going.

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Tired from what?.....You have to actually do something to be legit tired and not just lazy.

......I mean I still had jokes about y'all having to determine whose mom you'd live with.....This shit isn't hard.

 

Mental health took a turn for the worst.  There are 2 smashed coffee machines (mr.coffee and the Keurig) in the driveway, $20 dollars worth of weed (half a weeks pay :( )  flushed down the toilet , a bad reaction to a bipolar med, mom's decision to wash every piece of cloth in the house, and fuggz pleasuring herself with a live lobster (thank god she left the rubber bands on the claws) causing me to lose the other half the paycheck to view.

 

 

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I'm with Phillies on this one.  Coming up with good jokes is hard work if you're not at your freshest.

 

I recommend a naked jog around the block to get you going.

 

its 19 degrees out  :|

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Mental health took a turn for the worst.  There are 2 smashed coffee machines (mr.coffee and the Keurig) in the driveway, $20 dollars worth of weed (half a weeks pay :( )  flushed down the toilet , a bad reaction to a bipolar med, mom's decision to wash every piece of cloth in the house, and fuggz pleasuring herself with a live lobster (thank god she left the rubber bands on the claws) causing me to lose the other half the paycheck to view.

I can't tell if you're serious about only making $40 a week.
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if you banged zeni, you would get his virginity.

 

so - no.  he would lose his, but you would have two.

 

I seemed to have missed the logic here. Try again?

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What do you do that you only make $20?

 

I haven't been doing my chores. :/  Waifu apparently hasn't either.. and shes not been home lately. This is starting to worry me.

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