Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 How many Leeks you want? 1 or 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 That's normally how it works yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Yes, loose your virginity upon the unsuspecting, sleeping world! Always start with one. Gotta take it slow, be gentle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Now we're talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 I'm gonna stick Zeni on top of that and suck his dick O0 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I'm gonna stick Zeni on top of that and suck his dick O0 <3 And make your miku pillow watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Fuggs level of attention seeking itt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 And make your miku pillow watch Miku is holding the video camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Fuggs level of attention seeking itt I was thinking of a good joke here, but too tired to think of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I was thinking of a good joke here, but too tired to think of one. Tired from what?.....You have to actually do something to be legit tired and not just lazy. ......I mean I still had jokes about y'all having to determine whose mom you'd live with.....This shit isn't hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I was thinking of a good joke here, but too tired to think of one. I'm with Phillies on this one. Coming up with good jokes is hard work if you're not at your freshest. I recommend a naked jog around the block to get you going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Tired from what?.....You have to actually do something to be legit tired and not just lazy. ......I mean I still had jokes about y'all having to determine whose mom you'd live with.....This shit isn't hard. Mental health took a turn for the worst. There are 2 smashed coffee machines (mr.coffee and the Keurig) in the driveway, $20 dollars worth of weed (half a weeks pay ) flushed down the toilet , a bad reaction to a bipolar med, mom's decision to wash every piece of cloth in the house, and fuggz pleasuring herself with a live lobster (thank god she left the rubber bands on the claws) causing me to lose the other half the paycheck to view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 I'm with Phillies on this one. Coming up with good jokes is hard work if you're not at your freshest. I recommend a naked jog around the block to get you going. its 19 degrees out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 its 19 degrees out Then it'll definitely wake you up. It's called brisk for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Then it'll definitely wake you up. It's called brisk for a reason. No. Thats brisk baby. O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 That's not the only thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 That's not the only thing. Pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Pics or it didn't happen. The classic montra of the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Mental health took a turn for the worst. There are 2 smashed coffee machines (mr.coffee and the Keurig) in the driveway, $20 dollars worth of weed (half a weeks pay ) flushed down the toilet , a bad reaction to a bipolar med, mom's decision to wash every piece of cloth in the house, and fuggz pleasuring herself with a live lobster (thank god she left the rubber bands on the claws) causing me to lose the other half the paycheck to view. I can't tell if you're serious about only making $40 a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 if you banged zeni, you would get his virginity. so - no. he would lose his, but you would have two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I can't tell if you're serious about only making $40 a week. he's mentioned it a few times before so idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I'm gonna stick Zeni on top of that and suck his dick O0 <3 Wtf has gotten into you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 I can't tell if you're serious about only making $40 a week. It got dropped down to $20 now. I am not making this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 if you banged zeni, you would get his virginity. so - no. he would lose his, but you would have two. I seemed to have missed the logic here. Try again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Wtf has gotten into you? Zeni's dick. O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 It got dropped down to $20 now. I am not making this up. What do you do that you only make $20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Zeni's dick. O0 Imma kill him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Fuggs level of attention seeking itt You just cant stop talking about me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 You just cant stop talking about me! My other whipping boy is off limits, so now I have to fuck with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 What do you do that you only make $20? I haven't been doing my chores. Waifu apparently hasn't either.. and shes not been home lately. This is starting to worry me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 fuggz maybe you could do chores here for me? you know... put that maid out fit on O0 . wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I haven't been doing my chores. Waifu apparently hasn't either.. and shes not been home lately. This is starting to worry me. Ok this is where I officially pull out at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 My other whipping boy is off limits, so now I have to fuck with you. Be nice to fuggzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I can't tell if you're serious about only making $40 a week. I make $140 a week I'm only $100 a week richer than Phillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 I make $140 a week I'm only $100 a week richer than Phillies damn...i cant barely make it on 5x that... im cutting off a lot of expenses if i ever get my tax refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 fuggz maybe you could do chores here for me? you know... put that maid out fit on O0 . wink id clean naked but you cant afford me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 24, 2017 Author Share Posted January 24, 2017 I make $140 a week I'm only $100 a week richer than Phillies kudos... you are doing well my brotha O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 24, 2017 Author Share Posted January 24, 2017 id clean naked but you cant afford me Maybe I could take some cans and bottles back? O0 O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 kudos... you are doing well my brotha O0 Thank you dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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