1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: You're talking about a gradual decline in the quality of a product you've never used. It doesn't take any sorr of expert to spot one that broke.
naraku360 Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: It doesn't take any sorr of expert to spot one that broke. ^Exhibit A 2
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 2 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: They don't stay long enough to get glued. I don't believe it. All that sticky manliness in that little latex tube; they're going to stick occasionally. You mean you've never reached down to pick one up and just casually look at it?
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: I don't believe it. All that sticky manliness in that little latex tube; they're going to stick occasionally. You mean you've never reached down to pick one up and just casually look at it? It sweeps away with the broom every time it's tried.
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) Liar. I can see you pushing the broom furiously, trying to unstick the condom from the worn, stained carpet as if your life depended on it. Edited July 10, 2018 by scoobdog
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: what the fuck happened to my thread Packard happened. 3
mochi Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: what the fuck happened to my thread
stilgar Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 14 hours ago, scoobdog said: So.. You're saying he's full of shit? And hobo semen. 1
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, stilgar said: And hobo semen. It doesn't stick to the floor if you swallow it, amirite @1938 Packard? 1 1
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Liar. I can see you pushing the broom furiously, trying to unstick the condom from the worn, stained carpet as if your life depended on it. It's never stuck there like that.
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 46 minutes ago, scoobdog said: It doesn't stick to the floor if you swallow it, amirite @1938 Packard? Spray bottle... disinfectant... No need to swallow anything.
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: Spray bottle... disinfectant... No need to swallow anything. Coating your throat with bleach? That's extreme even for you Kenny.
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 But, I do like your proactive approach. Kenny'll never get AIDS from his hobo lovers.
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Coating your throat with bleach? That's extreme even for you Kenny. Spray it on the floor, Dumbass. You wouldn't last eight minutes on this job, for as little as you know
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: But, I do like your proactive approach. Kenny'll never get AIDS from his hobo lovers. I can do one better - I don't have any lovers, hobo or otherwise.
Naraku4656 Posted July 10, 2018 Author Posted July 10, 2018 i bought extra strength condoms from amazon. lets see how these do
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I can do one better - I don't have any lovers, hobo or otherwise. You misunderstand.... ....I say "lovers" but really they're just tricks to you.
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: i bought extra strength Tylenol from amazon. lets see how these do Fixed.
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: You misunderstand.... ....I say "lovers" but really they're just tricks to you. None of that, either. You're seriously wasting your life on your obsession with sex.
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 As opposed to, say, lying about how smart, successful and prosperous I am?
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: As opposed to, say, lying about how smart, successful and prosperous I am? That's not what you do, is it? No, you just obsess so much over sex that you are unable to hold a coherent conversation with anybody.
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 What're you talking about? We're having a nice coherent conversation right here.... about how you need to bleach your throat to kill the AIDS the hobos give you. 1
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: What're you talking about? We're having a nice coherent conversation right here.... about how you need to bleach your throat to kill the AIDS the hobos give you. Bleaching the FLOOR, Mon Idiot! My throat has ZERO to do with ANY of it! You can't fucking read. That's NOT my problem. Edited July 10, 2018 by 1938 Packard
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Bleaching the FLOOR, Mon Idiot! My throat has ZERO to do with ANY of it! You can't fucking read. That's NOT my problem. AIDS is a serious problem, Kenny. You said so yourself. Do you want to spread AIDS just because you won't take any precautions?
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: AIDS is a serious problem, Kenny. You said so yourself. Do you want to spread AIDS just because you won't take any precautions? Precaution to what, precisely? There is absolutely no sex whatsoever with anyone at any time. It's just that simple. Not in a moat, not on a boat, not with a goat...
Naraku4656 Posted July 10, 2018 Author Posted July 10, 2018 i do actually feel a difference in these ones. not a huge difference but its noticeable enough
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Precaution to what, precisely? There is absolutely no sex whatsoever with anyone at any time. It's just that simple. Not in a moat, not on a boat, not with a goat... Oh, your secret is safe with us. What goes in your mouth under the boardwalk, stays in your mouth under the boardwalk. Edited July 10, 2018 by scoobdog
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Oh, your secret is safe with us. What goes in your mouth under the boardwalk, stays in your mouth under the boardwalk. For as much as you love to interject such shit, you're most likely telling more about yourself. Normal people don't conjure up such statements in regular conversation.
stilgar Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Oh, your secret is safe with us. What goes in your mouth under the boardwalk, stays in your mouth under the boardwalk. That isn't true because packard swallows. 1
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: That isn't true because packard swallows. Every.... last... drop.
inhumanrampager Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 6:42 PM, nameraka said: define "on me." Clearly it got filled with fluid and thrown at him.
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