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did anyone like the last jedi?


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5 hours ago, Phillies said:

seriously? :(

Yes. Seriously. It paved the way for a new, exciting expansion of the universe and story. I got to watch LUKE MOTHERFUCKING SKYWALKER be a total badass. I got to see PRINCESS FUCKING LEIA be badass. That movie was everything I wanted out of a Star Wars movie. It was even devoid of George Lucas bullshit.

It was an amazing movie. Episode 1, 2, and 3 were AWFUL.

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6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yes. Seriously. It paved the way for a new, exciting expansion of the universe and story. I got to watch LUKE MOTHERFUCKING SKYWALKER be a total badass. I got to see PRINCESS FUCKING LEIA be badass. That movie was everything I wanted out of a Star Wars movie. It was even devoid of George Lucas bullshit.

It was an amazing movie. Episode 1, 2, and 3 were AWFUL.

Why do you curse so much?

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7 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yes. Seriously. It paved the way for a new, exciting expansion of the universe and story. I got to watch LUKE MOTHERFUCKING SKYWALKER be a total badass. I got to see PRINCESS FUCKING LEIA be badass. That movie was everything I wanted out of a Star Wars movie. It was even devoid of George Lucas bullshit.

It was an amazing movie. Episode 1, 2, and 3 were AWFUL.

I thought they were OK. 

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5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Why do you curse so much?

Why does it bother you so much? Sensitive beta heart? Studies show people who curse are more trustworthy, honest, and stronger than others.

So, in summation: Fuck you, shut the fuck up, and stay the fuck on topic, beta mind. 

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20 hours ago, nameraka said:

It’s on Netflix now. Imma gonna watch it again and see how much I hate it this time. Will report back...

okay, i watched the damn thing again.

it was still just okay.

the cinematography was cool. as was the fight choreography. (especially the throne room scene)

it definitely had its moments. unlike some, i actually liked luke's character arc. 

still. leia poppins space witch was a definite shark jump.

laura dern's character made some deeply stupid choices. 

and the whole canto bright thing was trying way too hard to tack on a social justice message. 

oh, and rose falling in love with finn felt like it came out of left field. 

first viewing 6/10

second viewing... 6/10. 

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2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

But why? Give me good reasons, and I’ll listen to you. 

Excuse me, sir, the thread creator asked me to give my definitive opinion.

See, Phillies, the truth is that I haven't seen The Last Jedi, I thought you meant the other one.

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20 hours ago, Vercaties said:

Complete and utter garbage.  That movie was horrible and disrespected your mama bad.  There is more plot development in an episode of my little pony porn than there was in that whole movie.

Is that supposed to be an insult because there's a shitload of character and/or plot development in pretty much every episode of My Little Pony to the point that it beats just about every blockbuster movie.

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I just saw it recently, and it was crap city that shat away any shred of potential The Force Awakens might've brought to the new trilogy. Yeah, Rey's family never mattered, Poe keeps doing stupid shit to get everyone killed, Finn has to waste his time babysitting Rose while she goes on about wanting to fist this ugly beautiful town by saving the ones she loves, Luke Skywalker is turned into a resentful hobo who triggers Kylo into joining the First Order, Snoke is a punk bitch who never mattered, the only thing keeping Kylo going is his boner for Rey, Phasma never mattered, Hux never mattered, no one really cared about CGI Lupita Nyong'o, Laura Dern never mattered, Admiral Ackbar really never mattered, Leia's first encounter with the force is her CGI gravitating towards the ship, they made up some shit about force projections so that they wouldn't have to keep Luke in the picture, and Benicio Del Toro was just thrown in to pad out the story along with everything else related to the casino. The one good moment was when Rose's sister had to fight through her ship to trigger the payload she had before it exploded. It's like Rian Johnson really fucking hated Star Wars so once they gave him the keys to the castle, he did his best efforts to take a massive shit on both the new and original trilogies. 

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