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Posted
Just now, //>wagz./ said:

//> about FedEx and its service ./

This is about as helpful as fuggz

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Posted
3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

 

//> ensure customers receive their packages in a timely manner. Pick up the box put it down drag a 900lb cart of packages put 1000lbs of packages on it and scan them into a trailer . you dont get swoll only swollen ./

Posted
2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Do you deliver Bad Dragon dildoes

//> yes and I've seen who they go to and you learn about people from little brown box ./

Posted
15 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

You deliver to your own house?                                     

//> no its easier to have what ever shipped to the building to take home ./

Posted
34 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> people shipped can result in extreme injury or death at which point FedEx is not culpable ./

but I really need some sexy time....

Posted
2 minutes ago, CAC said:

but I really need some sexy time....

Well ... fedex doesnt ship live humans >.>

So .... if you're okay with dead ones ... 

Posted
1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Well ... fedex doesnt ship live humans >.>

So .... if you're okay with dead ones ... 

nah, not into that.

Posted
3 minutes ago, CAC said:

nah, not into that.

Im sorry we were not able to deliver on the Purple Promise regarding your issue. Please direct any further issues to 1-800-GO-FEDEX. Have a pleasant evening.

Posted
22 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Im sorry we were not able to deliver on the Purple Promise regarding your issue. Please direct any further issues to 1-800-GO-FEDEX. Have a pleasant evening.

sigh :(

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> body parts not full cadavers ./

All you need for a handjob is a hand

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Posted
21 hours ago, JehutyNinja said:

This sounds like your first job ever.

//> no after 5 years of being in Fedex i thought i could answer questions about it ./

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