Zenigundam Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 When you use the bathroom your anus is on fire and you feel like you're going to die from the excruciating pain? That just happened to me an hour ago, I honestly was about to pass out from the pain, had the dizzy rushes to my head and all, but I chugged my nearby Milwaukee's Best Ice, and it saved me. Wow I might not live into my 70s after all. This is bullshet. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 The Milwaukee is NOT helping.....Believe me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I always thought people were joking when they said spicy food hurts coming out. It just never happens to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I always thought people were joking when they said spicy food hurts coming out. It just never happens to me. I was always a firm "meat only" person when it came to pizzas until my friend introduced me to jalapenos and pepperoni in College, it was amazing. The next day I literally called my Mom on the toilet to explain what was happening because I thought something was terribly wrong with me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: The Milwaukee is NOT helping.....Believe me. I'm using them to dull reality. Holy shit this is 4 times I had to run to the bathroom and nearly passed out. My anus isn't just on fire, it's at the epicenter of a raging inferno in a burning building. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: I'm using them to dull reality. Holy shit this is 4 times I had to run to the bathroom and nearly passed out. My anus isn't just on fire, it's at the epicenter of a raging inferno in a burning building. You said the s-word. *steps up to you, trips, and tries to awkwardly laugh it off but it makes the situation even more uncomfortable* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Only betas have this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 thats why i love spicy food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Only betas have this problem. I swear if this were happening to you, you'd be crying your eyes out and dialing 9-1-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Popeye's is spicy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I swear if this were happening to you, you'd be crying your eyes out and dialing 9-1-1. Now you're projecting way harder than the fiery poo as it ripped its way out of your beta butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 This happened to me when I ate a ghost pepper. I thought I was going to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: Popeye's is spicy? Lol no. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, stilgar said: Popeye's is spicy? No, but it gives you a nice pair of tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 You can get original and spicy at Popeyes......As someone who used to drink shitty beer, that's whats giving him flame squirts. It's irritating to the sphincter after a time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: You can get original and spicy at Popeyes......As someone who used to drink shitty beer, that's whats giving him flame squirts. It's irritating to the sphincter after a time. Yeah, but the spicy at Popeye's is not even close to actually being spicy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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