Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 This'll be such a cool OKC date if I can pull it off. We both skip out on our daily responsibilities, I bet big on that Russia-Saudi Arabia soccer game and win, we take an Uber to NY and dine at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants and I get up in his face about the food being "raw and bland" with the smooth taste of malt liquor lingering on my breath as my date looks at me in awe and says, "Wow, Zeni, you're like so in control of things!" 💑 BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!! HOT BED SEX HOT BED SEX 🐷
Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 Now make us another one!!! *shoves Ramsay, who begins preparing us a fresh meal*
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 I do not think life means what you think it means. 2
Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) *Chews food with an impassive, smug expression* Better... Better... But it still needs work. We're done with these. *hands plates to Gordon* 😐 Edited June 13, 2018 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: I do not think life means what you think it means. The meaning of life is one of the universe's greatest mysteries, so I agree with you there that I should harken back to my college days and try to impress her with some seminar level philosophical jargon on the matter, wow I'll look like such a sophisticated stud and I'll be doing all of this in a t-shirt and jeans. 🍔🍟
Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 Who can take a hot teen, take her on a date Shower her with kisses and bring her home past eight Ummm not sure how to finish this song.
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The meaning of life is one of the universe's greatest mysteries, so I agree with you there that I should harken back to my college days and try to impress her with some seminar level philosophical jargon on the matter, wow I'll look like such a sophisticated stud and I'll be doing all of this in a t-shirt and jeans. 🍔🍟 No... That's not what I... um, Burgers doh.
discolé monade Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: You forgot the part about the police hauling you out on your bench warrants in the middle of the meal, Gordon Ramsay filing charges because you didn't pay, and your date dumping you for the studly sous chef who, by the way, is only 22. savage af!
JehutyNinja Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 You've been at this OKC thing for a few years now. Guess I got to give you props, you know for sticking things out. Most trolls would have got bored a long time ago, but you, Zeni....you drive that shit right into the dirt, like a boss. Beat that dead horse.
naraku360 Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Zenigundam said: BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!! HOT BED SEX HOT BED SEX 🐷 https://78.media.tumblr.com/6faced07e955e2f09732a8437b2b2e9b/tumblr_nh3r48PnWr1tff0p1o1_500.gif Edited June 13, 2018 by naraku360
Drunkenwarrior Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 1:40 PM, naraku360 said: Hide contents https://78.media.tumblr.com/6faced07e955e2f09732a8437b2b2e9b/tumblr_nh3r48PnWr1tff0p1o1_500.gif Is that the YouTube guy who laughed at suicide in Japan?
Hornshire Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Get help, Zeni. Talk to a therapist. Whatever it is that you're going through, you don't have to do it alone.
GunStarHero Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 I have a contact with Ramsay if you'd like me to pass your request and info along.
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Kweerie said: Get help, Zeni. Talk to a therapist. Whatever it is that you're going through, you don't have to do it alone. I've never met an 18 year old therapist before and, if she exists, she's gotta be a total nerd!!
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: I have a contact with Ramsay if you'd like me to pass your request and info along. Yeah I'm skipping work to go to the track tomorrow and bet on Iran, so let him know that I'll be showing up at an NYC restaurant of his choosing and to lose the bouncer type bodyguards, so that we can have a civil conversation. 🐃
Hornshire Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I've never met an 18 year old therapist before and, if she exists, she's gotta be a total nerd!! Better get over being intimated by women who are smarter than you, otherwise you'll have no one to be turned down by.
enad Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah I'm skipping work to go to the track tomorrow and bet on Iran, so let him know that I'll be showing up at an NYC restaurant of his choosing and to lose the bouncer type bodyguards, so that we can have a civil conversation. 🐃 It's appropriate you'll be betting on Iran as she'll be looking to evacuate.
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: A senior in this context means a woman on the verge of graduating from high school. Do you own a dictionary at home? 🐭
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: dude, nice. Thanks, man. It's all about being an alpha male.
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yeah.....too young. Jealous much
lupin_bebop Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) Nope. You can keep your sticks. I'll take the ones who have actual body structure and curvature. Enjoy your child bodies, cradle robber. Edited June 15, 2018 by lupin_bebop
Zenigundam Posted June 15, 2018 Author Posted June 15, 2018 *chuckles* I don't think you understand the female anatomy. 1
lupin_bebop Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 I do better than you. Hence why I can keep one around me, and you can't. Check and mate.
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