Zenigundam Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 *inches closer to hot blonde at the party, she draws her solo cup toward her lips as I lean in for the kiss* 💓👫
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/11/2018 at 7:15 PM, Zenigundam said: Why are my pickup lines so damn alpha? Because you've never actually said one to a living, breathing girl? 1
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 4 hours ago, scoobdog said: Because you've never actually said one to a living, breathing girl? See, you asked me why....That's why......This blonde doesn't exist, that pick up line was never said, this party they are at never happened, there was never a solo cup.......It's ALL bullshit. Yet it will draw so much ill attention for no reason at all other than Zeni said it. That's why this is fucking genius. He will get called bitchtits, creeper, stalker, mama's boy, rapist.....I mean it goes on forever, but people say HE'S the one that's out of line. Know who was creepy...Tic, the dude that went in every female user's inbox to solicit an uncomfortably strange, allegedly nonsexual conversation. Have you heard of Zeni bothering any of the ladies here.....I haven't, but I may have missed it. All we hear about is OKC.....Another site he trolls for lulz. Even the pics of him "at work" are suspect......He could literally be working in a school over the summer, with no students in sight, just snapping random alpha pics. I hate to dissect the game here, but Zeni plays the fuck out of this userbase, and I want these people to do better.
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/11/2018 at 7:14 PM, Zenigundam said: *inches closer to hot blonde at the party, she draws her solo cup toward her lips as I lean in for the kiss* 💓👫 What this trollish-man doesn't know, is that this young lady is packing a 14-inch pleasure sausage... What follows is a journey into his mind as he questions the essence of his remaining manhood... Next stop, the Twilight Zone. 1
Ginguy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: What this trollish-man doesn't know, is that this young lady is packing a 14-inch pleasure sausage... What follows is a journey into his mind as he questions the essence of his remaining manhood... Next stop, the Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone better be on the bus route, he doesn't have a license.... 2
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: See, you asked me why....That's why......This blonde doesn't exist, that pick up line was never said, this party they are at never happened, there was never a solo cup.......It's ALL bullshit. Yet it will draw so much ill attention for no reason at all other than Zeni said it. That's why this is fucking genius. He will get called bitchtits, creeper, stalker, mama's boy, rapist.....I mean it goes on forever, but people say HE'S the one that's out of line. Know who was creepy...Tic, the dude that went in every female user's inbox to solicit an uncomfortably strange, allegedly nonsexual conversation. Have you heard of Zeni bothering any of the ladies here.....I haven't, but I may have missed it. All we hear about is OKC.....Another site he trolls for lulz. Even the pics of him "at work" are suspect......He could literally be working in a school over the summer, with no students in sight, just snapping random alpha pics. I hate to dissect the game here, but Zeni plays the fuck out of this userbase, and I want these people to do better. I don't see any genius in that.
Chapinator_X Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Myspace is outdated for a pickup line. It's all about Facebook puns today.
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