Zenigundam Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 *inches closer to hot blonde at the party, she draws her solo cup toward her lips as I lean in for the kiss* 💓👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 12, 2018 Author Share Posted June 12, 2018 Why are my pickup lines so damn alpha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/11/2018 at 7:15 PM, Zenigundam said: Why are my pickup lines so damn alpha? Because you've never actually said one to a living, breathing girl? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 4 hours ago, scoobdog said: Because you've never actually said one to a living, breathing girl? See, you asked me why....That's why......This blonde doesn't exist, that pick up line was never said, this party they are at never happened, there was never a solo cup.......It's ALL bullshit. Yet it will draw so much ill attention for no reason at all other than Zeni said it. That's why this is fucking genius. He will get called bitchtits, creeper, stalker, mama's boy, rapist.....I mean it goes on forever, but people say HE'S the one that's out of line. Know who was creepy...Tic, the dude that went in every female user's inbox to solicit an uncomfortably strange, allegedly nonsexual conversation. Have you heard of Zeni bothering any of the ladies here.....I haven't, but I may have missed it. All we hear about is OKC.....Another site he trolls for lulz. Even the pics of him "at work" are suspect......He could literally be working in a school over the summer, with no students in sight, just snapping random alpha pics. I hate to dissect the game here, but Zeni plays the fuck out of this userbase, and I want these people to do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 you can't handle my space. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/11/2018 at 7:14 PM, Zenigundam said: *inches closer to hot blonde at the party, she draws her solo cup toward her lips as I lean in for the kiss* 💓👫 What this trollish-man doesn't know, is that this young lady is packing a 14-inch pleasure sausage... What follows is a journey into his mind as he questions the essence of his remaining manhood... Next stop, the Twilight Zone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: What this trollish-man doesn't know, is that this young lady is packing a 14-inch pleasure sausage... What follows is a journey into his mind as he questions the essence of his remaining manhood... Next stop, the Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone better be on the bus route, he doesn't have a license.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: See, you asked me why....That's why......This blonde doesn't exist, that pick up line was never said, this party they are at never happened, there was never a solo cup.......It's ALL bullshit. Yet it will draw so much ill attention for no reason at all other than Zeni said it. That's why this is fucking genius. He will get called bitchtits, creeper, stalker, mama's boy, rapist.....I mean it goes on forever, but people say HE'S the one that's out of line. Know who was creepy...Tic, the dude that went in every female user's inbox to solicit an uncomfortably strange, allegedly nonsexual conversation. Have you heard of Zeni bothering any of the ladies here.....I haven't, but I may have missed it. All we hear about is OKC.....Another site he trolls for lulz. Even the pics of him "at work" are suspect......He could literally be working in a school over the summer, with no students in sight, just snapping random alpha pics. I hate to dissect the game here, but Zeni plays the fuck out of this userbase, and I want these people to do better. I don't see any genius in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Myspace is outdated for a pickup line. It's all about Facebook puns today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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