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some one asked me if i was jewish


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9 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said:

or if your mom was jewish

Only works if the parents know.  I did the DNA test & came back with <1% - I had thought there was a chance I was because my GGGrandfather was from a town in Ukraine that was only a few miles from a Jewish town and there were people there with the same rare surname.

Then my German/Irish/Scot Mother took the test & returned 4% Jewish - one heck of a surprise to her.  Nobody in the family knows where it would have come from.  Her ancestors came over on the boat with the Wesley's and became big time Methodists because of it.

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3 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Only works if the parents know.  I did the DNA test & came back with <1% - I had thought there was a chance I was because my GGGrandfather was from a town in Ukraine that was only a few miles from a Jewish town and there were people there with the same rare surname.

Then my German/Irish/Scot Mother took the test & returned 4% Jewish - one heck of a surprise to her.  Nobody in the family knows where it would have come from.  Her ancestors came over on the boat with the Wesley's and became big time Methodists because of it.

i went to catholic sunday school and failed the class because I answered the "tests" using logic instead of parroting responses, but i wonder if my genetic testing would back that up, as I'm a fair amount scot, english, and german.  I'm only a quarter Italian, maybe I wasn't italian enough for that nun.

The satanism must come from the danish and dutch side, those pot smoking vikings.

 

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On 6/1/2018 at 8:09 PM, stilgar said:

Are jewish people known for having giant dongs?

They only asked him because he has a reputation for making a bush or two burn.

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On 6/1/2018 at 8:45 PM, tsar4 said:

Only works if the parents know.  I did the DNA test & came back with <1% - I had thought there was a chance I was because my GGGrandfather was from a town in Ukraine that was only a few miles from a Jewish town and there were people there with the same rare surname.

Then my German/Irish/Scot Mother took the test & returned 4% Jewish - one heck of a surprise to her.  Nobody in the family knows where it would have come from.  Her ancestors came over on the boat with the Wesley's and became big time Methodists because of it.

Ukranians are all fucking Nazis, which is to say that explains a lot.

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