Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I'm not smart or pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mix said: questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I feel like this would go in the $100 slot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 My third grade teacher just said I was pretty stupid and damn ugly, so, I'll go with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Mix said: questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll take “how to dick my dick ripped off for...300 please” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, CAC said: I'm not smart or pretty. better to be lucky, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I feel like this would go in the $100 slot haha, yeah....maybe....or maybe pink floyd is playing in the background and the meaningless of this all is making the walls close in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Women love my candor....I get away with saying some seriously dickish shit just because of how I say it......But in my experience....No matter how obviously dumb a woman is, you can never actually use that word..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Women love my candor....I get away with saying some seriously dickish shit just because of how I say it......But in my experience....No matter how obviously dumb a woman is, you can never actually use that word..... haha, yeah...lesson learned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mix said: haha, yeah....maybe....or maybe pink floyd is playing in the background and the meaningless of this all is making the walls close in... but it was only fantasy, the wall was the hide what you can't see... no matter how hard mix tried he could not break free I like to imagine the next part was written in a Japan so instead of the worms eating into your brain they just violate every orifice you have 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, molarbear said: but it was only fantasy, the wall was the hide what you can't see... no matter how hard mix tried he could not break free I like to imagine the next part was written in a Japan so instead of the worms eating into your brain they just violate every orifice you have haha...in my story, for sure the worms are the violating kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 If she was dumb nothing of value was lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If she was dumb nothing of value was lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mix said: haha...in my story, for sure the worms are the violating kind when you were in elementary school did you have an unhealthy obsession with drawing tentacles which got discovered and then you were no longer allowed to eat anything tentacle shaped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 That notification sound is loud. If you're looking for an empty box, sure, but those are everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That notification sound is loud. There's the option to turn the sound off in your profile settings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Eh. I usually don't hear it. I fear laziness and concern for more pressing issues will triumph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, molarbear said: when you were in elementary school did you have an unhealthy obsession with drawing tentacles which got discovered and then you were no longer allowed to eat anything tentacle shaped? no, but I did show a buck of other students my dick which led to a talk with my parents... which was weird for me 'cause I thought we were all going to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That notification sound is loud. If you're looking for an empty box, sure, but those are everywhere. I like it but as a headphone user sometimes it scares the absolute shit out of me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: There's the option to turn the sound off in your profile settings. I like the sound....It's like what I imagine an electric turd hitting neon water would sound like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: I like the sound....It's like what I imagine an electric turd hitting neon water would sound like ........ I take it you're high right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ........ I take it you're high right now? Nope, 100% sober....Maybe a bit of sleep delirium, but still sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 36 minutes ago, Mix said: no, but I did show a buck of other students my dick which led to a talk with my parents... which was weird for me 'cause I thought we were all going to do it I never did that I just failed at climbing the rope in gym I was like 4 ft tall in first grade and as coordinated as a dyslexic T-Rex Partial blame goes to the Right handed people, you have no idea the struggle a southpaw goes through trying to learn things in a right handed world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, molarbear said: I never did that I just failed at climbing the rope in gym I was like 4 ft tall in first grade and as coordinated as a dyslexic T-Rex Partial blame goes to the Right handed people, you have no idea the struggle a southpaw goes through trying to learn things in a right handed world Some south paws take the tools of the right-handed world and turn them upside down... literally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Some south paws take the tools of the right-handed world and turn them upside down... literally. True! Or they systematically destroy entire Baseball lineups with their ball movement Also Kershaw, Obama, Oprah, and Babe Ruth and those are just the more famous lefties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: True! Or they systematically destroy entire Baseball lineups with their ball movement Also Kershaw, Obama, Oprah, and Babe Ruth and those are just the more famous lefties You forgot someone: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You forgot someone: It was a shorthand list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Mix said: better to be lucky, eh I'm not that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Mix said: questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh are you an oil spill cause youre an idiot, or are you an asshole cause youre a cuntbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, mumbo13 said: are you an oil spill cause youre an idiot, or are you an asshole cause youre a cuntbag? This is either your usual incomprehensible fare, or your autocorrect is a salty bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts