Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mix said: questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I feel like this would go in the $100 slot
AstroCreep Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 My third grade teacher just said I was pretty stupid and damn ugly, so, I'll go with that.
Still Me Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Mix said: questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll take “how to dick my dick ripped off for...300 please”
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, CAC said: I'm not smart or pretty. better to be lucky, eh
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I feel like this would go in the $100 slot haha, yeah....maybe....or maybe pink floyd is playing in the background and the meaningless of this all is making the walls close in...
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 Women love my candor....I get away with saying some seriously dickish shit just because of how I say it......But in my experience....No matter how obviously dumb a woman is, you can never actually use that word.....
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Women love my candor....I get away with saying some seriously dickish shit just because of how I say it......But in my experience....No matter how obviously dumb a woman is, you can never actually use that word..... haha, yeah...lesson learned
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mix said: haha, yeah....maybe....or maybe pink floyd is playing in the background and the meaningless of this all is making the walls close in... but it was only fantasy, the wall was the hide what you can't see... no matter how hard mix tried he could not break free I like to imagine the next part was written in a Japan so instead of the worms eating into your brain they just violate every orifice you have 1
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, molarbear said: but it was only fantasy, the wall was the hide what you can't see... no matter how hard mix tried he could not break free I like to imagine the next part was written in a Japan so instead of the worms eating into your brain they just violate every orifice you have haha...in my story, for sure the worms are the violating kind
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If she was dumb nothing of value was lost.
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mix said: haha...in my story, for sure the worms are the violating kind when you were in elementary school did you have an unhealthy obsession with drawing tentacles which got discovered and then you were no longer allowed to eat anything tentacle shaped?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 That notification sound is loud. If you're looking for an empty box, sure, but those are everywhere.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That notification sound is loud. There's the option to turn the sound off in your profile settings.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 Eh. I usually don't hear it. I fear laziness and concern for more pressing issues will triumph.
Mix Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, molarbear said: when you were in elementary school did you have an unhealthy obsession with drawing tentacles which got discovered and then you were no longer allowed to eat anything tentacle shaped? no, but I did show a buck of other students my dick which led to a talk with my parents... which was weird for me 'cause I thought we were all going to do it
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: That notification sound is loud. If you're looking for an empty box, sure, but those are everywhere. I like it but as a headphone user sometimes it scares the absolute shit out of me 1
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: There's the option to turn the sound off in your profile settings. I like the sound....It's like what I imagine an electric turd hitting neon water would sound like
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: I like the sound....It's like what I imagine an electric turd hitting neon water would sound like ........ I take it you're high right now?
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ........ I take it you're high right now? Nope, 100% sober....Maybe a bit of sleep delirium, but still sober.
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 36 minutes ago, Mix said: no, but I did show a buck of other students my dick which led to a talk with my parents... which was weird for me 'cause I thought we were all going to do it I never did that I just failed at climbing the rope in gym I was like 4 ft tall in first grade and as coordinated as a dyslexic T-Rex Partial blame goes to the Right handed people, you have no idea the struggle a southpaw goes through trying to learn things in a right handed world
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, molarbear said: I never did that I just failed at climbing the rope in gym I was like 4 ft tall in first grade and as coordinated as a dyslexic T-Rex Partial blame goes to the Right handed people, you have no idea the struggle a southpaw goes through trying to learn things in a right handed world Some south paws take the tools of the right-handed world and turn them upside down... literally. 1
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Some south paws take the tools of the right-handed world and turn them upside down... literally. True! Or they systematically destroy entire Baseball lineups with their ball movement Also Kershaw, Obama, Oprah, and Babe Ruth and those are just the more famous lefties
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: True! Or they systematically destroy entire Baseball lineups with their ball movement Also Kershaw, Obama, Oprah, and Babe Ruth and those are just the more famous lefties You forgot someone:
molarbear Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You forgot someone: It was a shorthand list
CAC Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Mix said: better to be lucky, eh I'm not that either.
death_by_motorboat Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Mix said: questions not to ask women for $500 Alex #poopemoji #fml #uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh are you an oil spill cause youre an idiot, or are you an asshole cause youre a cuntbag?
André Toulon Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, mumbo13 said: are you an oil spill cause youre an idiot, or are you an asshole cause youre a cuntbag? This is either your usual incomprehensible fare, or your autocorrect is a salty bitch
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