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My old passport was used as my only id for two years in new hampshire, so it was too warped to renew. I opted to pay the full amount for a completely new one. It was a slightly longer application, but it included the oath, which is that I answered my application questions truthfully, and that the photo was a true and authentic photo of me.

Now authentic was the word that made laugh. I got all prim and proper for my passport photo and walked to the FedEx store. However, it was super windy, and I was in such a rush for an expedited passport that as long as it fit the parameters, I didn't care too much.

I should have cared though. But I don't. That's what makes this photo so authentic. It signals that I'm a fucking mess and that I'd like that to be recognized internationally. 

Needless to say, I laughed as I tried to take the oath. Lucky me, I wasn't flagged for any suspicion the agent might have had.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

My old passport was used as my only id for two years in new hampshire, so it was too warped to renew. I opted to pay the full amount for a completely new one. It was a slightly longer application, but it included the oath, which is that I answered my application questions truthfully, and that the photo was a true and authentic photo of me.

Now authentic was the word that made laugh. I got all prim and proper for my passport photo and walked to the FedEx store. However, it was super windy, and I was in such a rush for an expedited passport that as long as it fit the parameters, I didn't care too much.

I should have cared though. But I don't. That's what makes this photo so authentic. It signals that I'm a fucking mess and that I'd like that to be recognized internationally. 

Needless to say, I laughed as I tried to take the oath. Lucky me, I wasn't flagged for any suspicion the agent might have had.

 

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Hahahahaha you’re fuckin adorable....but you a hot mess

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Hahahahaha you’re fuckin adorable....but you a hot mess

This is my only artistic aim to achieve in my life

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nice pic of you it looks very good.  i want to renew my passport but i have access to canada...  do you know if an enhanced DL

can get you into mexico, too?  if i renew it will be a big event that i need to invest in leaving the country for some reason.

its not financially reasonable for me to have a passport because i have the ID that gets me into Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal, and the 

river side cities that i like on the border

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54 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

you're a good looking nonbinary pal. 

 

Fixed
but agreed, I went for that as opposed to the enhanced ID because 10 years is a long time,
and eventually I'll visit Japan, or Korea again, or Russia (if they let me in), or Europe.

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3 hours ago, nameraka said:

that looks nice.

what's your date of birth btw?

just curious... 

i totally do not run a passport forgery ring...

anymore. :|

April 1st, 0473

I know that sounds fake, but I'm queer so I'm immortal

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5 hours ago, Bouvre said:

April 1st, 0473

I know that sounds fake, but I'm queer so I'm immortal

wow.

someone on here who's actually slightly older than me. 

amazing. 

so what do you think of this newfangled gregorian calendar so far?

i'm thinking it's a fad.

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22 hours ago, Bouvre said:

Fixed
but agreed, I went for that as opposed to the enhanced ID because 10 years is a long time,
and eventually I'll visit Japan, or Korea again, or Russia (if they let me in), or Europe.

eeghads. my bad. 

and my daughter and i were just talking about wanting to visit japan. 

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Just now, discolemonade said:

eeghads. my bad. 

and my daughter and i were just talking about wanting to visit japan. 

I have relatives there, and two friends in school there studying abroad (one getting a masters. Something related to baseball). It's the mightiest traveling need.

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25 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

I have relatives there, and two friends in school there studying abroad (one getting a masters. Something related to baseball). It's the mightiest traveling need.

Whoa whoa whoa... a master's in baseball? Sign me the fuck up.

I mean, as long as there is no lab in the classes. I can't play for shit. But if I can learn to be a coach, or a scout, or someone in the "front office" or something... I'm fucking in like Flynn.

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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Whoa whoa whoa... a master's in baseball? Sign me the fuck up.

I mean, as long as there is no lab in the classes. I can't play for shit. But if I can learn to be a coach, or a scout, or someone in the "front office" or something... I'm fucking in like Flynn.

It's a sociology angle, if I can recall.

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20 hours ago, nameraka said:

wow.

someone on here who's actually slightly older than me. 

amazing. 

so what do you think of this newfangled gregorian calendar so far?

i'm thinking it's a fad.

The fuck is a calendar?

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On 5/26/2018 at 10:57 PM, empty said:

Excellent bone structure.

I'm lucky nobody's stolen one of them. The whole body would collapse like that house in Lethal Weapon 2

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