Bouvre Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) My old passport was used as my only id for two years in new hampshire, so it was too warped to renew. I opted to pay the full amount for a completely new one. It was a slightly longer application, but it included the oath, which is that I answered my application questions truthfully, and that the photo was a true and authentic photo of me. Now authentic was the word that made laugh. I got all prim and proper for my passport photo and walked to the FedEx store. However, it was super windy, and I was in such a rush for an expedited passport that as long as it fit the parameters, I didn't care too much. I should have cared though. But I don't. That's what makes this photo so authentic. It signals that I'm a fucking mess and that I'd like that to be recognized internationally. Needless to say, I laughed as I tried to take the oath. Lucky me, I wasn't flagged for any suspicion the agent might have had. Edited May 25, 2018 by Bouvre 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bouvre said: My old passport was used as my only id for two years in new hampshire, so it was too warped to renew. I opted to pay the full amount for a completely new one. It was a slightly longer application, but it included the oath, which is that I answered my application questions truthfully, and that the photo was a true and authentic photo of me. Now authentic was the word that made laugh. I got all prim and proper for my passport photo and walked to the FedEx store. However, it was super windy, and I was in such a rush for an expedited passport that as long as it fit the parameters, I didn't care too much. I should have cared though. But I don't. That's what makes this photo so authentic. It signals that I'm a fucking mess and that I'd like that to be recognized internationally. Needless to say, I laughed as I tried to take the oath. Lucky me, I wasn't flagged for any suspicion the agent might have had. Hahahahaha you’re fuckin adorable....but you a hot mess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Hahahahaha you’re fuckin adorable....but you a hot mess This is my only artistic aim to achieve in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) XuVx4K4.mp4 Edited May 25, 2018 by FieryDoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 45 minutes ago, FieryDoom said: XuVx4K4.mp4 Fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 ITT: Bouvre goes super-saiyan for passport photo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 that looks nice. what's your date of birth btw? just curious... i totally do not run a passport forgery ring... anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 you're a good looking man. not a terrible photo at all. i should totally get mine. i don't know where i'd go, but, it's always good to have on hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) nice pic of you it looks very good. i want to renew my passport but i have access to canada... do you know if an enhanced DL can get you into mexico, too? if i renew it will be a big event that i need to invest in leaving the country for some reason. its not financially reasonable for me to have a passport because i have the ID that gets me into Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal, and the river side cities that i like on the border Edited May 26, 2018 by mumbo13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 54 minutes ago, discolemonade said: you're a good looking nonbinary pal. Fixed but agreed, I went for that as opposed to the enhanced ID because 10 years is a long time, and eventually I'll visit Japan, or Korea again, or Russia (if they let me in), or Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 hours ago, nameraka said: that looks nice. what's your date of birth btw? just curious... i totally do not run a passport forgery ring... anymore. April 1st, 0473 I know that sounds fake, but I'm queer so I'm immortal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Bouvre said: April 1st, 0473 I know that sounds fake, but I'm queer so I'm immortal wow. someone on here who's actually slightly older than me. amazing. so what do you think of this newfangled gregorian calendar so far? i'm thinking it's a fad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Fuck those fascist pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 22 hours ago, Bouvre said: Fixed but agreed, I went for that as opposed to the enhanced ID because 10 years is a long time, and eventually I'll visit Japan, or Korea again, or Russia (if they let me in), or Europe. eeghads. my bad. and my daughter and i were just talking about wanting to visit japan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 27, 2018 Author Share Posted May 27, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: eeghads. my bad. and my daughter and i were just talking about wanting to visit japan. I have relatives there, and two friends in school there studying abroad (one getting a masters. Something related to baseball). It's the mightiest traveling need. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I have relatives there, and two friends in school there studying abroad (one getting a masters. Something related to baseball). It's the mightiest traveling need. Whoa whoa whoa... a master's in baseball? Sign me the fuck up. I mean, as long as there is no lab in the classes. I can't play for shit. But if I can learn to be a coach, or a scout, or someone in the "front office" or something... I'm fucking in like Flynn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 27, 2018 Author Share Posted May 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Whoa whoa whoa... a master's in baseball? Sign me the fuck up. I mean, as long as there is no lab in the classes. I can't play for shit. But if I can learn to be a coach, or a scout, or someone in the "front office" or something... I'm fucking in like Flynn. It's a sociology angle, if I can recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 27, 2018 Author Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, nameraka said: wow. someone on here who's actually slightly older than me. amazing. so what do you think of this newfangled gregorian calendar so far? i'm thinking it's a fad. The fuck is a calendar? Edited May 27, 2018 by Bouvre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Excellent bone structure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 5/26/2018 at 10:57 PM, empty said: Excellent bone structure. I'm lucky nobody's stolen one of them. The whole body would collapse like that house in Lethal Weapon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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