//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) //> for 10 hours for 3 days , i can only eat plain chicken and vegetables no seasoning and no caffeine no alcohol , uuuuuughghghg / Edited May 15, 2018 by //>wagz./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 you don't need to do dumb "detox pills" your liver does that just fine on its own 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 What pills, why. That's not detoxing anything, with weird pills. Just drink a bunch of green tea or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you don't need to do dumb "detox pills" your liver does that just fine on its own //> no its doesnt the test earlier says otherwise ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: What pills, why. That's not detoxing anything, with weird pills. Just drink a bunch of green tea or something. //> what about pickle juice ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, //>wagz./ said: //> no its doesnt the test earlier says otherwise ./ what test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: what test //> purchasable drug test ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, //>wagz./ said: //> purchasable drug test ./ unless a doctor said your liver wasn't working the way it should and told you to take something, it's a waste of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: unless a doctor said your liver wasn't working the way it should and told you to take something, it's a waste of money //> they were free from my friend who got the kit and its my last resort before i have to INCEL myself with retribution ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, //>wagz./ said: //> they were free from my friend who got the kit and its my last resort before i have to INCEL myself with retribution ./ dude it's a waste of money. if you really needed to "detox" you'd know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 The only time I tried a detox aid was a shitty sports drink like fluid from a head shop that didn't work. Green tea works. I don't know about pickle juice, but... Don't drink pickle juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: The only time I tried a detox aid was a shitty sports drink like fluid from a head shop that didn't work. Green tea works. I don't know about pickle juice, but... Don't drink pickle juice. green tea doesn't detox you on its own. it DOES support your body's ability to do it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: dude it's a waste of money. if you really needed to "detox" you'd know //> well time is not on my side as long as it does something DX ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: The only time I tried a detox aid was a shitty sports drink like fluid from a head shop that didn't work. Green tea works. I don't know about pickle juice, but... Don't drink pickle juice. //> because it causes problems with the readings ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, //>wagz./ said: //> well time is not on my side as long as it does something DX ./ it's not...you know what, waste your money. the fuck do i care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: it's not...you know what, waste your money. the fuck do i care //> i didnt spend money other than that $4 test last hope blow the interview ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> they were free from my friend who got the kit and its my last resort before i have to INCEL myself with retribution ./ So is the person that gave you the pills and the test the same person? This sounds like some MLM bullshit. If they try to sell you more shit don't do it, that stuff is a scam you don't need to "detox" that's what your liver and kidneys are for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: So is the person that gave you the pills and the test the same person? This sounds like some MLM bullshit. If they try to sell you more shit don't do it, that stuff is a scam you don't need to "detox" that's what your liver and kidneys are for. //> I DIDNT PAY FOR ANYTHING OTHER THE TEST FROM THE STORE MY FRIEND SPENT OVER $110 FOR THE KIT , THE LIVER AND KIDNEYS DONT WORK FAST ENOUGH !/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> I DIDNT PAY FOR ANYTHING OTHER THE TEST FROM THE STORE MY FRIEND SPENT OVER $110 FOR THE KIT , THE LIVER AND KIDNEYS DONT WORK FAST ENOUGH !/ THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. JUST DRINK WATER IF YOU WANT TO PEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. JUST DRINK WATER IF YOU WANT TO PEE //> its a kit for detoxing marijuana and i cant get medical so its this do the interview get the test and hope not for a fail or my life crumbles if i get fired thats it im thrown out of the house and have to be a homeless murderer because lets face it what else would they do with their time./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Water makes your piss too clear and diluted, they'll disqualify it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Water makes your piss too clear and diluted, they'll disqualify it. //> im pissing green and orange now they can take that ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Water makes your piss too clear and diluted, they'll disqualify it. detox pills aren't going to help. he's dumb to smoke that close to a drug test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> its a kit for detoxing marijuana and i cant get medical so its this do the interview get the test and hope not for a fail or my life crumbles if i get fired thats it im thrown out of the house and have to be a homeless murderer because lets face it what else would they do with their time./ Oh THAT'S what you meant by "detox". Why didn't you just say so lol. I thought this was about your friend trying to scam you into some MLM bullshit that helps "flush out toxins" or some bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: Oh THAT'S what you meant by "detox". Why didn't you just say so lol. I thought this was about your friend trying to scam you into some MLM bullshit that helps "flush out toxins" or some bullshit. /r/antimlm you should read the stuff there, it can be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> im pissing green and orange now they can take that ./ At the same time? How is that even possible. What's in those pills according to Google too much B Vitamins can make ur pee green, that or a UTI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: /r/antimlm you should read the stuff there, it can be funny I frequently lurk that subreddit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: At the same time? How is that even possible. What's in those pills according to Google too much B Vitamins can make ur pee green, that or a UTI. //> i take vitamin b cause my doctor says its low , sometimes its orangeish ./ 4 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Oh THAT'S what you meant by "detox". Why didn't you just say so lol. I thought this was about your friend trying to scam you into some MLM bullshit that helps "flush out toxins" or some bullshit. //> sorry i should have been more clear in my pronunciation ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I frequently lurk that subreddit it can sometimes be a bit sad too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 that being said i got nervous myself during a drug test. now i've never done anything but for some reason i just couldn't pee. i had a legit panic attack for a while thinking i was going to lose the job offer (of my current job) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: that being said i got nervous myself during a drug test. now i've never done anything but for some reason i just couldn't pee. i had a legit panic attack for a while thinking i was going to lose the job offer (of my current job) My first job out of college (the summer camp job not my first "real" job) I was nervous because I'm pretty sure my college roommate used to smoke in the apartment (or SOMEONE very close by did, that shit was dank af). I was worried about second hand exposure or something because they took so long to get back to me after I took the drug test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: that being said i got nervous myself during a drug test. now i've never done anything but for some reason i just couldn't pee. i had a legit panic attack for a while thinking i was going to lose the job offer (of my current job) //> oh damn , im probably going to have a meltdown when i do ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 i actually asked if i could come back and they said they'd have to tell my company that i left. i also was late to my then job because i told them i had an "appointment" i was so glad that i was eventually able to just give them what they wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, //>wagz./ said: //> oh damn , im probably going to have a meltdown when i do ./ it's like going for a lie detector test, even if you know you're innocent you're still like "fuck i really hope they believe me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: it's like going for a lie detector test, even if you know you're innocent you're still like "fuck i really hope they believe me" //> welp i hope i can lie my way through this ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: i actually asked if i could come back and they said they'd have to tell my company that i left. i also was late to my then job because i told them i had an "appointment" i was so glad that i was eventually able to just give them what they wanted Would asking for some water or coffee to help you pee have helped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 The lipids that are constituted with the biproduct isn’t really accessible with a wonderpill for toxins. So, this won’t really work. One of the only ways to influence your chances to pass the drug test, other than masking it, would honestly be cardio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 If you're trying to flush something like pot out of your system and you have an interview coming in the next week then it's already too late. Bullshit detox diets and drugs aren't going to do anything. The only hope you have is to drink a shit ton of water and pop a vitamin B tab so your piss still looks yellow, but if it's a lab urinalysis then they'll probably throw an inconclusive for dilute sample. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 9 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: i actually asked if i could come back and they said they'd have to tell my company that i left. i also was late to my then job because i told them i had an "appointment" i was so glad that i was eventually able to just give them what they wanted I know when we send drivers for a drug test, they are not allowed to leave. They make you sit and wait until you can pee. If you do leave, even to go out for just a minute they have to submit it as a refusal. If we get a "refusal" back from an active driver, that's an automatic termination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Yeah, but he has less of a chance if the test administrator sees him pissing pure water, they'll fail himon the spot as opposed to giving him a couple days of false hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 //> my friend got done with four days of this detox and he still came up dirty he didnt even smoke for 2 weeks , time to piss off a cat ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 you gonna fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: you gonna fail //> unless i bomb the interview , which might be a possibility we did a mock up with our senior manager and it was just negativity and word stumbling and long winded answers that didn't pertain to the question and i mostly was a clam , plus my arm and leg hurt a lot im probably going to do some medical just to eat ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, //>wagz./ said: //> unless i bomb the interview , which might be a possibility we did a mock up with our senior manager and it was just negativity and word stumbling and long winded answers that didn't pertain to the question and i mostly was a clam , plus my arm and leg hurt a lot im probably going to do some medical just to eat ./ you'll definitely fail if you do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: you'll definitely fail if you do it //> if i even get picked to do that test at all , the past two weeks have been an either or situation ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 just wait until you know for sure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 The hell do you people all do that you're subject to drug testing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Top Gun said: The hell do you people all do that you're subject to drug testing? it's pretty common. i don't have to get them, but i had to when i first joined my company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Sweating helps the most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Top Gun said: The hell do you people all do that you're subject to drug testing? //> its a common thing like 95% of businesses do it ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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