little_girl_lost Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 I tried one of these things at work the other day, I grabbed one at the grocery across the street as something I can cook & eat while at work. Its Hungry man's version of a hot pocket, it is much larger than a hot pocket though. to break this thing down, right out of the package it looked like a large unfrosted pop tart with nothing on the crust, not brushed with butter and no herbs whatsoever the crust tasted like a donut, it tasted exactly like the the crust of a hostess snack pie. I got a pepperoni and cheese filled one, the box showed whole pepperoni as filling, when I eat it, it looks like they put pepperoni, cheese, & sauce in a food processor and rendered it down to a soupy texture and filled it halfway into the crust. there was a full 2 inches of air between the top of the filling and the bottom of the inner crust. other flavours of this sounded good, but now I don't trust these things and will never buy any hungry man product again sorry to rant about this, but I was looking forward to eating it, and it ruined my whole night with how disappointing it was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Probably needs some space within the pocket to keep it from 'sploding in the microwave - but that much does sound disappointing. Write them to complain & they'll probably send you coupons for freebies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 12, 2018 Author Share Posted May 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Probably needs some space within the pocket to keep it from 'sploding in the microwave - but that much does sound disappointing. Write them to complain & they'll probably send you coupons for freebies. the outer crust had some holes to allow steam to escape, no need for it to look like a large empty coin purse and I wouldn't want these again, even for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 After googling those things... I can't imagine how that thing would be appetizing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: I was looking forward to eating it How is this possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 I hate hot pockets, so I doubt I'd ever pick one up. When I want to eat shit, I just get a cup of noodles and some sardines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Watching people, especially men eat hot pockets unnerves me .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 17 hours ago, Vamped said: Watching people, especially men eat hot pockets unnerves me .... What about pizza rolls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 i have not seen this. i will look out for. ...sounds dangerous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Hachiman said: What about pizza rolls? No im perfectly fine with pizza rolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 13, 2018 Author Share Posted May 13, 2018 22 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: How is this possible? It was all I had to eat that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Even in the pic on the box it looks like straight dog food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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