1938 Packard Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Pork pork... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 That looks even more tasteless than your seasoned fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 i'll be god damned if that isn't his dinner plate. by all rights, it should be in the center of the table for everyone to get a good stab at it, but it appears to be right in front of him, with silverware and a drink to the immediate left. this fucking guy, he serves himself an entire plate of unseasoned pork loin that looks like it was carved by mj fox after a rough night of drinking. tell me packard, how many blue-hairs did you have to knock down to jump the entire buffet line when the fresh pork hit the warming table? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 5 hours ago, wacky1980 said: i'll be god damned if that isn't his dinner plate. by all rights, it should be in the center of the table for everyone to get a good stab at it, but it appears to be right in front of him, with silverware and a drink to the immediate left. this fucking guy, he serves himself an entire plate of unseasoned pork loin that looks like it was carved by mj fox after a rough night of drinking. tell me packard, how many blue-hairs did you have to knock down to jump the entire buffet line when the fresh pork hit the warming table? That was my own cooking. Whatever wasn't finished got refrigerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: That was my own cooking. No shit. I guess that's what eating alone looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted March 30, 2018 Author Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No shit. I guess that's what eating alone looks like. I can eat alone or in a crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I wouldn't show that pork off in a crowd. Better to eat that alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I'm okay with unseasoned pork. I know the replies are being done to take jabs at Packard, but...is there really anything wrong with pure meat on its own? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Yes, because unseasoned meat is bland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 At first glance, I thought it was cat food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 That poor cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Don't feel too bad. The cat would turn its nose up at that shit. But, if it was feeling brave (read: stupid), and actually took a bite, it could always lick its asshole for an hour, to get the taste out of its mouth. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 3/29/2018 at 9:03 AM, wacky1980 said: i'll be god damned if that isn't his dinner plate. by all rights, it should be in the center of the table for everyone to get a good stab at it, but it appears to be right in front of him, with silverware and a drink to the immediate left. this fucking guy, he serves himself an entire plate of unseasoned pork loin that looks like it was carved by mj fox after a rough night of drinking. tell me packard, how many blue-hairs did you have to knock down to jump the entire buffet line when the fresh pork hit the warming table? pretty sure he tore that with his hands or cut it with a plastic knife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 9:55 PM, 1938 Packard said: Pork pork... Photoshopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 20 hours ago, stilgar said: Yes, because unseasoned meat is bland. I eat hamburgers plain. Don't judge me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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