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I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich.

Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎

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2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said:

fever? could be mono, since you work in a school and all that jazz....

i caught that when i was a freshman and it was the absolute worst

my glands were the size of golf balls 

Don't you have to kiss someone to get mono? I guess it could have happened when I was French kissing that hot, blonde girl who I met on the bus on Monday, but her saliva seemed pure and sexy, so I dunno. Hopefully it's not an infection.

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3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Don't you have to kiss someone to get mono? I guess it could have happened when I was French kissing that hot, blonde girl who I met on the bus on Monday, but her saliva seemed pure and sexy, so I dunno. Hopefully it's not an infection.

that didn't happen zeni

and yes, thats one way you can get it. it passes through saliva so kissing, sharing food stuffs, drinks, lipstick, and the like. but takes like a month or two to before you show symptoms so it pretty hard to pinpoint. i admittedly had not been kissing anyone at that point. doctor said if i didn't know anyone else who had it, it was probably through food stuff cuz thats most common. 

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59 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich.

Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎

You have aids

Posted
1 hour ago, Sandstone said:

Maybe you should stop sucking so much skeezy dong.

 

1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Shoulda made him wear a condom...

 

1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

Maybe you should stop sucking all that dick.

Serioulsy bro...alphas don't suck dick

Posted
2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich.

Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎

Well they aren’t wrong.  Take care of that.  Maybe gargle with some warm salt water.  They do make a numbing spray too.  I hope you feel better. 

Posted
24 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said:

Well they aren’t wrong.  Take care of that.  Maybe gargle with some warm salt water.  They do make a numbing spray too.  I hope you feel better. 

Oh so now you're a doctor!! đŸ·

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

@Drunkenwarrior This particular alpha does suck dick.

Quit lying on my name, beta. The girls at my lunch table would laugh if you approached our alpha popular jockzone!! đŸ’Ș

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Oh so now you're a doctor!! đŸ·

Don’t get all snippy with me you infuckted individual!  I’ve had countless issues with my throat and know what to do about it.  

 

*listen to the girl who had her throat sliced and chronic tonsillitis*

Posted
1 minute ago, SweetPreserves said:

Don’t get all snippy with me you infuckted individual!  I’ve had countless issues with my throat and know what to do about it.  

 

*listen to the girl who had her throat sliced and chronic tonsillitis*

Don't tell me you had the headgear instead of normal braces...

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