Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich. Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 clap of the app? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 -1 **cue kudasai @Kudasai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: clap of the app? Careful... 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Careful... 🐺 the free clinic will do a bore punch. it only hurts for like a week i hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 You're probably going to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: -1 **cue kudasai @Kudasai Go to your room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 fever? could be mono, since you work in a school and all that jazz.... i caught that when i was a freshman and it was the absolute worst my glands were the size of golf balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: fever? could be mono, since you work in a school and all that jazz.... i caught that when i was a freshman and it was the absolute worst my glands were the size of golf balls Don't you have to kiss someone to get mono? I guess it could have happened when I was French kissing that hot, blonde girl who I met on the bus on Monday, but her saliva seemed pure and sexy, so I dunno. Hopefully it's not an infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Don't you have to kiss someone to get mono? I guess it could have happened when I was French kissing that hot, blonde girl who I met on the bus on Monday, but her saliva seemed pure and sexy, so I dunno. Hopefully it's not an infection. that didn't happen zeni and yes, thats one way you can get it. it passes through saliva so kissing, sharing food stuffs, drinks, lipstick, and the like. but takes like a month or two to before you show symptoms so it pretty hard to pinpoint. i admittedly had not been kissing anyone at that point. doctor said if i didn't know anyone else who had it, it was probably through food stuff cuz thats most common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 The big bad alpha wolf's throat hurts so much he can't eat? Unless you have a knife sticking out of you neck, I don't know how that's possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Maybe you should stop sucking so much skeezy dong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Shoulda made him wear a condom... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 59 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich. Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎 You have aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Maybe you should stop sucking all that dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Sandstone said: Maybe you should stop sucking so much skeezy dong. 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Shoulda made him wear a condom... 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: Maybe you should stop sucking all that dick. Serioulsy bro...alphas don't suck dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich. Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎 Well they aren’t wrong. Take care of that. Maybe gargle with some warm salt water. They do make a numbing spray too. I hope you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 @Drunkenwarrior This particular alpha does suck dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: Maybe you should stop sucking all that dick. That actually helps it! ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: @Drunkenwarrior This particular alpha does suck dick. LETS ALL SUCK DICK! *starts handing out dicks from a paper bag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said: Well they aren’t wrong. Take care of that. Maybe gargle with some warm salt water. They do make a numbing spray too. I hope you feel better. Oh so now you're a doctor!! 🐷 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: @Drunkenwarrior This particular alpha does suck dick. Quit lying on my name, beta. The girls at my lunch table would laugh if you approached our alpha popular jockzone!! 💪 Edited March 23, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Oh so now you're a doctor!! 🐷 Don’t get all snippy with me you infuckted individual! I’ve had countless issues with my throat and know what to do about it. *listen to the girl who had her throat sliced and chronic tonsillitis* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, SweetPreserves said: Don’t get all snippy with me you infuckted individual! I’ve had countless issues with my throat and know what to do about it. *listen to the girl who had her throat sliced and chronic tonsillitis* Don't tell me you had the headgear instead of normal braces... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Don't tell me you had the headgear instead of normal braces... Never needed em. Why!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 it's clap of the app i tells ya'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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