Naraku4656 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 i have three hour long meetings to go to where i can't bring my laptop. so i get to sit there and hear them pat themselves on the back WE DID STUFF FOR THE COMPANY THIS YEAR, YAY MANAGEMENT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Bring a drink of some kind. Every time someone says something that's retardedly pompous / back slapping / time-wastingly redundant, take a sip. Just a sip. See at what point during the meeting you've sipped it dry from the stupid. Rinse. repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 i wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Can't use your phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 i write sex scenes during long meetings/trainings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: i wish They can't deny you water. It's actually in most employee handbooks that water / rehydration is a right and any act that defies the reasonable expectation of being able to stay hydrated is a violation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 29 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: They can't deny you water. It's actually in most employee handbooks that water / rehydration is a right and any act that defies the reasonable expectation of being able to stay hydrated is a violation. but then i'll need to piss like a race horse. they can't deny water but they can give dirty looks to people who get up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 just shout YAY CAPITALISM in the middle of one of the meetings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 A couple times a year we have an all employee meeting, 700 people in a room while they talk about how good were doing but getting shit raises... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: just shout YAY CAPITALISM in the middle of one of the meetings. the first one is a department meeting, the second one is a section meeting, and the last one is just a follow up team meeting. the team meeting is where i'll be able to do that, the other two i'd just get escorted out by security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the first one is a department meeting, the second one is a section meeting, and the last one is just a follow up team meeting. the team meeting is where i'll be able to do that, the other two i'd just get escorted out by security At least you wouldn't have to stay in the meetings then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: At least you wouldn't have to stay in the meetings then. yeah and i'd also be out of a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Tomorrow’s gonna suck because we have this floater pharmacist coming in and he’s old as fuck...slow as hell...doesn’t know shit....and he hands out h stereotypical old man candy.....werthers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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