Naraku4656 Posted February 26, 2018 Posted February 26, 2018 i have three hour long meetings to go to where i can't bring my laptop. so i get to sit there and hear them pat themselves on the back WE DID STUFF FOR THE COMPANY THIS YEAR, YAY MANAGEMENT.
katt_goddess Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Bring a drink of some kind. Every time someone says something that's retardedly pompous / back slapping / time-wastingly redundant, take a sip. Just a sip. See at what point during the meeting you've sipped it dry from the stupid. Rinse. repeat.
fuggnificent Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 i write sex scenes during long meetings/trainings
katt_goddess Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: i wish They can't deny you water. It's actually in most employee handbooks that water / rehydration is a right and any act that defies the reasonable expectation of being able to stay hydrated is a violation.
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 29 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: They can't deny you water. It's actually in most employee handbooks that water / rehydration is a right and any act that defies the reasonable expectation of being able to stay hydrated is a violation. but then i'll need to piss like a race horse. they can't deny water but they can give dirty looks to people who get up
TrigunBebop Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 just shout YAY CAPITALISM in the middle of one of the meetings.
CAC Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 A couple times a year we have an all employee meeting, 700 people in a room while they talk about how good were doing but getting shit raises...
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: just shout YAY CAPITALISM in the middle of one of the meetings. the first one is a department meeting, the second one is a section meeting, and the last one is just a follow up team meeting. the team meeting is where i'll be able to do that, the other two i'd just get escorted out by security
TrigunBebop Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the first one is a department meeting, the second one is a section meeting, and the last one is just a follow up team meeting. the team meeting is where i'll be able to do that, the other two i'd just get escorted out by security At least you wouldn't have to stay in the meetings then.
Naraku4656 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: At least you wouldn't have to stay in the meetings then. yeah and i'd also be out of a job
Still Me Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Tomorrow’s gonna suck because we have this floater pharmacist coming in and he’s old as fuck...slow as hell...doesn’t know shit....and he hands out h stereotypical old man candy.....werthers
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