Mix Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 - "You don't drink wine!" - "Yeah, but I might be bringing a date over later!" - "Why don't you take her to your place!?" - "I don't want her to know where I live...she's kinda psycho!" - " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 My buddy brought a girl to his place after the bar one night in College. A week or so later we were having a little post bar party at his place and that girl showed up, and found a butter knife and threatened to stab my buddy because there were other girls there. When the cops showed up the first thing the Officer said, and I will never forget this.... "Boys! This is why you always go to their place, that way they don't know where you live." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 15, 2017 Author Share Posted January 15, 2017 fun timez, eh wink ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 well i mean ... when she gets crazy ill just forward her to your address 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 That moment ranks in the top 10 of "hardest laughs in my life thus far" > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 - "You don't drink wine!" - "Yeah, but I might be bringing a date over later!" - "Why don't you take her to your place!?" - "I don't want her to know where I live...she's kinda psycho!" - " " solution: take the most convoluted route to your place and do it at night. that way it makes things harder for her to recognize and she will be a little disorientated from the drive. also helps if she is on social media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 - "You don't drink wine!" - "Yeah, but I might be bringing a date over later!" - "Why don't you take her to your place!?" - "I don't want her to know where I live...she's kinda psycho!" - " " This sounds like a great friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 15, 2017 Author Share Posted January 15, 2017 well i mean ... when she gets crazy ill just forward her to your address 8) Crazy doesn't take direction :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 15, 2017 Author Share Posted January 15, 2017 solution: take the most convoluted route to your place and do it at night. that way it makes things harder for her to recognize and she will be a little disorientated from the drive. also helps if she is on social media. that's wasted effort the moment she spots your st. name and number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 15, 2017 Author Share Posted January 15, 2017 This sounds like a great friend. oh yeah, the greatest O0 :420: :brownbottle: :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 LOL Welp, make sure you're armed with pepper spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 15, 2017 Author Share Posted January 15, 2017 LOL Welp, make sure you're armed with pepper spray. Men aren't sensible enough to buy pepper spray....we don't do half measures, so we buy guns.... 8) but I don't like guns, so i'm fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 solution: take the most convoluted route to your place and do it at night. that way it makes things harder for her to recognize and she will be a little disorientated from the drive. also helps if she is on social media. what about when she has to leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Men aren't sensible enough to buy pepper spray....we don't do half measures, so we buy guns.... 8) but I don't like guns, so i'm fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in a horror movie about a deaf girl, she used wasp spray instead seemed legit > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 in a horror movie about a deaf girl, she used wasp spray instead seemed legit > yeah, i imagine anything along those lines would mess someone up, at least for a little while....long enough to make a run for it at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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