Gyaos Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 I just purchased a pack of Foothill Brewing Company's Carolina Blonde Cream Ale. It's not the worst because it tastes bad. It's not because it has a funky smell. It's because every time I open the fucking bottles, half of the goddamn beer is made of fizz, and it flows from the bottle even when I leave it sitting for 10 minutes just to ensure I'm not causing it to do so. Worst investment of $10.00 I have EVER made, and this is coming from a guy who has tasted Camo Genuine Ale. At least THAT did what it was supposed to do, which is give me a buzz. I would be better off drinking a six pack of Odoul's instead of this!
nameraka Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 this tastes like something your neighbor cooked up in his basement because he fancies himself a brewmaster and you don't have the heart to tell him expired blueberry soda isn't beer. 1
wacky1980 Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 18 hours ago, Gyaos said: I just purchased a pack of Foothill Brewing Company's Carolina Blonde Cream Ale. It's not the worst because it tastes bad. It's not because it has a funky smell. It's because every time I open the fucking bottles, half of the goddamn beer is made of fizz, and it flows from the bottle even when I leave it sitting for 10 minutes just to ensure I'm not causing it to do so. Worst investment of $10.00 I have EVER made, and this is coming from a guy who has tasted Camo Genuine Ale. At least THAT did what it was supposed to do, which is give me a buzz. I would be better off drinking a six pack of Odoul's instead of this! dumbasses overcarbonated the batch, lol. worst beer i've ever had was one of my first homebrews. i think it was contaminated, could hardly stand to even smell it. worst purchased beer i've ever had was probably monty python's holy grail ale in a pint can. i was really hoping it would be ok because of the branding. it was not.
Chapinator_X Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 Miller Light and Almanac Strawberry & Basil beer
crackymckrackin Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 Arrogant Bastard Ale. Worst shit ever. Thank god I didn't buy it. Someone brought it to a party and told me to try it.
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2018 Posted February 18, 2018 I really, really hate Fosters, but I have to say the worst is Beer 30. Even though I haven't had any in like almost ten years, it's etched into my mind as the very worst
schmahxgn Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 Budweiser. Though, I may be biased as I do prefer darker beers.
1938 Packard Posted March 26, 2018 Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) On Saturday, February 17, 2018 at 6:40 PM, crackymckrackin said: Arrogant Bastard Ale. Worst shit ever. Thank god I didn't buy it. Someone brought it to a party and told me to try it. Heineken. I think that's German for, "puss from a dead pig's ear". Heineken is just some malodorous, discolored, sludge with various pond life in it. Edited March 26, 2018 by 1938 Packard
wacky1980 Posted March 26, 2018 Posted March 26, 2018 13 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Heineken. I think that's German for, "puss from a dead pig's ear". Heineken is just some malodorous, discolored, sludge with various pond life in it. they say it's much better when you drink it in the netherlands. but i'd bet it would be at least marginally better if you weren't drinking a bottle that you found warm and half-drank in the restroom trash can. 1
Satou Kazuma Posted March 26, 2018 Posted March 26, 2018 Red Dog and Special Export when your buddies are just being cheap with their beer money, 211 if they're just fucking trolling and want to get wasted with cheap nasty beer. but my most hated beer of all time is Natty Ice, fuck that shit.
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