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Someone needs to write a book about Melania's life story


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People are always taking shots at her, but I respect the hustle...

who gives a fuck if we can barely understand her and she doesn't do jack shit as first lady....bitch is basically the real life Pretty Woman....

Yeah, this is that story....you fuckers thought some Richard Gere lookin' muffuka's dick was the way out...pffft...nah....

Unlike Julia Roberts, that bitch Melania worked for hers....put some respeck on her name

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I just saw an article about an Aflac commercial she did the same year she got married, and the same year as the Access Hollywood interview. She hopes that saying “Aflac” with Gilbert Gottfried’s voice would make her a household name. I hope this all eventually makes it into the biopic.

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3 minutes ago, imchapp.in said:

I just saw an article about an Aflac commercial she did the same year she got married, and the same year as the Access Hollywood interview. She hopes that saying “Aflac” with Gilbert Gottfried’s voice would make her a household name. I hope this all eventually makes it into the biopic.

yes, yes, these are the jems

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7 minutes ago, Clu said:

I've seen her naked. How many other first ladys can we say that about?

well, there's only like three we would wanna see naked  9_9

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12 hours ago, Mewn said:

No thx, Melanoma can rot.

I don't get why ppl feel sad for her >_> she's choosing to stay.

Who said anything about feeling sad for her....I respect the immigrant work ethic....

from some dump in Slovenia to billions and the White House...no matter how many lifetimes, I couldn't pull that shit off....I mean that literally, couldn't pull him off, I vomited in my mouth a little bit just thinking about it...

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