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Posted
3 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Getting drunk....Nothing special.

And if you're cool with my mom, delete my number out of her phone....She'll never remember my # to call me

For sure bro. Anything else? 

Posted
Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Nah bro. It ain't going down like that. 

You're going to have a bad time because one call to uncle Larry and you won't even get near my mom's crib.....Now, about them pot pies, cuzzo.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

You're going to have a bad time because one call to uncle Larry and you won't even get near my mom's crib.....Now, about them pot pies, cuzzo.

WATCH that C word, BLOOD! Fuck around and pop you! 

Posted
11 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Wow so if you use a condom during sex that's like multiplied pleasure? 

Of course.

As someone with a latex balloon fetish I'd jump at any chance to have latex wrapped around my junk.

I mean what?

Posted
Just now, TrigunBebop said:

Of course.

As someone with a latex balloon fetish I'd jump at any chance to have latex wrapped around my junk.

I mean what?

Having a balloon fetish sounds awesome 

Posted
Just now, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

LOL, being a Blood in this day and time is like being an emo....Good luck with that.

Fuck it. Where you at bro? I have 68 of my goons in the big body Tahoe and we smell like SKUNK! When we pull up you won't see us. You'll just hear Cheif Keef and smell loud. 

Posted
Just now, TrigunBebop said:

It really is.

It's like everyday is a party.

And balloons won't run off with your best friend. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They'll float tho 

Posted
3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

And balloons won't run off with your best friend. 

They'll float tho 

Just inflate them by mouth or air pump instead of helium. That way they won't float.

Posted
12 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Fuck it. Where you at bro? I have 68 of my goons in the big body Tahoe and we smell like SKUNK! When we pull up you won't see us. You'll just hear Cheif Keef and smell loud. 

I'm at home, dude.....I smell like fried catfish and Palmolive.  Let me take a shower before you violate me, sir

Posted
2 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

I'm at home, dude.....I smell like fried catfish and Palmolive.  Let me take a shower before you violate me, sir

Nah we're on the way right now. I've got five choppers in my captain underpants. It's going down. Also you better have more catfish fried up and ready AND I WANT EXTRA TARTAR SAUCE! 

Posted
1 minute ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

It doesn't get much whiter than this.......You'll get Louisiana Hotsauce and like it.

BRO LISTEN...... IF. THERE. ISN'T. ANY. TARTAR. SAUCE. WITH. THAT. FISH. I'M. GOING. TO. POP. OFF. 

Posted
Just now, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

See you in a few then.....And I know you'll have them pot pies while you cappin' that ho shit.

Bro I'm 6'8" I'm big swole and VERY ignorant! I'll have you shaking like a COLD BEVERAGE! 

Posted
4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Oh my! This is just like one of my balloon videos! :o

I mean wut? :|

I saw a balloon video of a chick riding an inflatable dolphin and I totally get it now

Posted
5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I saw a balloon video of a chick riding an inflatable dolphin and I totally get it now

Riding vids are usually the ones the most people understand the appeal of.

Posted
2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Riding vids are usually the ones the most people understand the appeal of.

I kind of feel like it doesn't count because she was basically just masterbating and using the dolphin as a bed of sorts. 

Posted
7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I kind of feel like it doesn't count because she was basically just masterbating and using the dolphin as a bed of sorts. 

Was she using the inflatodolphin itself to masturbate?

If so, it counts.

Posted

We went to the store to pick up some stuff to sand and paint the inside of the cabinets, then we went to the Spectrum store in the mall to drop off their equipment (giving fios a shot), and then we tried a bbq place around the corner, because the other places we tried going to had half-hour plus waits due to poor timing.

Then we came back here and did nothing in particular and now it's practically bed time. It did not feel like a Saturday night to me at all.

Posted
9 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

We went to the store to pick up some stuff to sand and paint the inside of the cabinets, then we went to the Spectrum store in the mall to drop off their equipment (giving fios a shot), and then we tried a bbq place around the corner, because the other places we tried going to had half-hour plus waits due to poor timing.

Then we came back here and did nothing in particular and now it's practically bed time. It did not feel like a Saturday night to me at all.

Idk lol sounds like a productive day. I get so busy sometimes that I vow to get things done when I have a day off. Then I get a day off and just sleep until two xD

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