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24 Inch Tuftex balloons are thicc as fuck.


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They inflate to a full, voluptuous round shape instead of the usual more oblong shape of most "round" balloons. Their necks are also thin enough compared to their bodies that it creates a very shapely negative curve when the balloon is overinflated, but still wide enough that you can neck the living hell out of the balloon without having to worry too much about accidentally popping it. The latex of these balloons is also quite thick and durable. I had a couple of these balloons that had what looked like fatal weakspots, but those weakspots were still thick enough that I was able to overinflate the hell out of the balloons without them being unstable or popping. These balloons also have a smooth, silky, sensual feeling to them and a faint sweet aroma that is just heavenly.

God, these balloons are simply delectable. ~__~

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Update: Discovered one kinda significant flaw with these balloons. They don't seem to last quite as long as other balloons once blown up. It hasn't even been a month yet, and some of them have already spontaneously popped due to oxidation (and the ones that haven't popped yet are already heavily oxidized.). The other balloons I've had tended to last at least 2-3 months once blown up and they didn't oxidize nearly as fast.

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12 hours ago, Neko said:

Jeeze, do you have them to pop them or just to have laying around?

helium?  Does that do anything for ya or is it the shape and feel of the balloon.

Generally speaking, I don't pop balloons on purpose. I like having them around, so I try to keep them for as long as possible.

The shape and feel of the balloons are more important to me. Helium is alright but normal air is better.

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6 hours ago, Lasty said:

Will TrigunBebop ever discover the perfect balloon? Tune in next week! *cheesy Dynasty Warriors-esque theme music*

I may have already found the perfect balloon, actually.

I just need to finish testing other balloon brands to be completely sure.

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11 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

I may have already found the perfect balloon, actually.

I just need to finish testing other balloon brands to be completely sure.

You can never do too much science.  

 

 

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Unless you breach the limit of cosmic inquiry, exposing yourself to timeless, eternal limitless suffering across the multiverse before you're entirely ready for it thereby making you simultaneously super nervous about the dumbest shit and profoundly excited when discretion is necessary.

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19 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

You've heard of BBW's? Well make way for the triple B's..

Big Beautiful Balloons. :|

Some balloon fetish video producers have been talking about using that label for videos featuring 36+ inch balloons.

So Big Beautiful Balloons might actually become a porn genre in the future. :|

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10 hours ago, Lasty said:

You can never do too much science.  

 

 

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Unless you breach the limit of cosmic inquiry, exposing yourself to timeless, eternal limitless suffering across the multiverse before you're entirely ready for it thereby making you simultaneously super nervous about the dumbest shit and profoundly excited when discretion is necessary.

Luckily the limits of balloon science are ever expanding.

It's kinda mind blowing, really.

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