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I've written so many sentences that looked like I had a stroke half way through.

Wandered around the grocery store for a half hour looking for 6 things and I still forgot two.

I left my oven preheated for like over an hour and half.

Is this the start of dementia?

Which one of you is gonna be my caretaker?

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Just now, Poof said:

Sounds like the start of mad cau disease. We’re gonna have to take you to a farm upstate.

I made it to the ripe age of 12.

It was a long, full life.

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In all seriousness tho I feel like that when I binge out on too many solitary dissociative things like tv/movies/videogames/books/Internet/etc

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

In all seriousness tho I feel like that when I binge out on too many solitary dissociative things like tv/movies/videogames/books/Internet/etc

That could be what it is.

Or that I just haven't had the chance to be by myself and just relax with nobody bothering me for over a month.

Or sleep deprivation.

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

Ya that could do it too

OR MAYBE IT JUST SOME CRAZY MENTAL ILLNESS DEVELOPING

idk, whatev

it prolly fine

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Sleep deprivation plays hell on your mental faculties.

Yeah, I screw myself over with it real bad pretty often.

Doesn't feel like it this time though.

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46 minutes ago, Cau said:

I made it to the ripe age of 12.

It was a long, full life.

for real though....imagine it, not that long ago, this would be it....full life lived, children had and out of the nest, and here come the barbarian horde just over the ridge....

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2 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said:

for real though....imagine it, not that long ago, this would be it....full life lived, children had and out of the nest, and here come the barbarian horde just over the ridge....

This is still my life

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Just now, empty said:

There are worse things than being betrayed by your own mind.

Like when you get a splinter under your fingernail. That's probably the worst.

Or like a cut from cardboard.

So much worse than a paper cut

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Just now, empty said:

Or when you sit down to take a dump and you realize the toilet seat is mysteriously wet.

 

Or imagine gently wedging a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall.

Or when you have diarrhea and then you realize too late that there's no toilet paper.

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2 minutes ago, Cau said:

This is still my life

oh.....well then I suggest you find a stone mill and get to work for the next 10 yrs after which you will have the large muscles and inexplicable combat skills to avenge/survive/and otherwise totally own your world...

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22 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said:

oh.....well then I suggest you find a stone mill and get to work for the next 10 yrs after which you will have the large muscles and inexplicable combat skills to avenge/survive/and otherwise totally own your world...

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2 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said:

haha...more people should pronounce his name that way...guy's my favorite late night host....

Mine too! Gotta have my coco

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15 hours ago, Cau said:

I've written so many sentences that looked like I had a stroke half way through.

Wandered around the grocery store for a half hour looking for 6 things and I still forgot two.

I left my oven preheated for like over an hour and half.

Is this the start of dementia?

Which one of you is gonna be my caretaker?

*hides behind a potted plant*

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