Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I've written so many sentences that looked like I had a stroke half way through. Wandered around the grocery store for a half hour looking for 6 things and I still forgot two. I left my oven preheated for like over an hour and half. Is this the start of dementia? Which one of you is gonna be my caretaker? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Sounds like the start of mad cau disease. We’re gonna have to take you to a farm upstate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, Poof said: Sounds like the start of mad cau disease. We’re gonna have to take you to a farm upstate. I made it to the ripe age of 12. It was a long, full life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 In all seriousness tho I feel like that when I binge out on too many solitary dissociative things like tv/movies/videogames/books/Internet/etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Poof said: In all seriousness tho I feel like that when I binge out on too many solitary dissociative things like tv/movies/videogames/books/Internet/etc That could be what it is. Or that I just haven't had the chance to be by myself and just relax with nobody bothering me for over a month. Or sleep deprivation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 y u hafta go and get mad cau disease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Ya that could do it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: y u hafta go and get mad cau disease? I just love eating beef so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Poof said: Ya that could do it too OR MAYBE IT JUST SOME CRAZY MENTAL ILLNESS DEVELOPING idk, whatev it prolly fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cau said: I just love eating beef so much Eat soylent green instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cau said: That could be what it is. Or that I just haven't had the chance to be by myself and just relax with nobody bothering me for over a month. Or sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation plays hell on your mental faculties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Eat soylent green instead. Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Sleep deprivation plays hell on your mental faculties. Yeah, I screw myself over with it real bad pretty often. Doesn't feel like it this time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cau said: Okay. yay zombie cau! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cau said: I made it to the ripe age of 12. It was a long, full life. for real though....imagine it, not that long ago, this would be it....full life lived, children had and out of the nest, and here come the barbarian horde just over the ridge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said: for real though....imagine it, not that long ago, this would be it....full life lived, children had and out of the nest, and here come the barbarian horde just over the ridge.... This is still my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 There are worse things than being betrayed by your own mind. Like when you get a splinter under your fingernail. That's probably the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, empty said: There are worse things than being betrayed by your own mind. Like when you get a splinter under your fingernail. That's probably the worst. Or like a cut from cardboard. So much worse than a paper cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Or when you sit down to take a dump and you realize the toilet seat is mysteriously wet. Or imagine gently wedging a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 Nope, I'm out of here now. Too far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, empty said: Or when you sit down to take a dump and you realize the toilet seat is mysteriously wet. Or imagine gently wedging a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking a wall. Or when you have diarrhea and then you realize too late that there's no toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cau said: This is still my life oh.....well then I suggest you find a stone mill and get to work for the next 10 yrs after which you will have the large muscles and inexplicable combat skills to avenge/survive/and otherwise totally own your world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cau said: Nope, I'm out of here now. Too far tfw you're chowing down on some nice food with ground beef in it and you bite down on a bone fragment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 22 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said: oh.....well then I suggest you find a stone mill and get to work for the next 10 yrs after which you will have the large muscles and inexplicable combat skills to avenge/survive/and otherwise totally own your world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Poof said: haha...more people should pronounce his name that way...guy's my favorite late night host.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said: haha...more people should pronounce his name that way...guy's my favorite late night host.... Mine too! Gotta have my coco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 You're not alone there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 15 hours ago, Cau said: I've written so many sentences that looked like I had a stroke half way through. Wandered around the grocery store for a half hour looking for 6 things and I still forgot two. I left my oven preheated for like over an hour and half. Is this the start of dementia? Which one of you is gonna be my caretaker? *hides behind a potted plant* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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