That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 If you live in a bum ass apartment with no furniture what's the ghost going to throw at you? Your broken hopes and dreams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I thought ghosts scratch ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I don't know ghost supposingly do more things than throw shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Poof said: I thought ghosts scratch ppl Only the sexually frustrated ghosts do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: I don't know ghost supposingly do more things than throw shit. Yeah like turn the tv on and off to fuck with you. But what if you're broke and have no tv? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 you can hear voices in your head... they can make the light's go on an off.. sometimes with no electricity. I don't know ghost are honestly more of a thing in 3rd world countires if you ask me. Only in videos they suck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: you can hear voices in your head... they can make the light's go on an off.. sometimes with no electricity. I don't know ghost are honestly more of a thing in 3rd world countires if you ask me. Only in videos they suck. But dude if you live in a bum ass apartment anything the ghost fucks up has to be fixed by the landlord! I'd be like fuck up the water heater I've been talking lukewarm showers for two years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 umm getting shit fixed by a landlord is way better than having to fix it yourself. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 12 minutes ago, Poof said: I thought ghosts scratch ppl if it scratches its prolly a demon 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Yeah like turn the tv on and off to fuck with you. But what if you're broke and have no tv? i had...something...turning off my tv and turning down the volume....its gone now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: i had...something...turning off my tv and turning down the volume....its gone now Yo if it's a ghost you can work out a deal. Like if it steals you a tv from Wal-Mart you'll let it posses your neighbor. If I get a ghost I'm teaching it how to sell work and I'm not playing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: umm getting shit fixed by a landlord is way better than having to fix it yourself. . Dam right that's why my ghost is gonna fuck it up and I'll get the landlord to fix it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 better make that ghost pretty convincing. because I'm about to be a landlord and if a ghost fucks up my house were gonna scrap. I'll come in there with holy water, candles, sage, and read the bible backwards if I need to dispell. I mean debonk a ghost story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: better make that ghost pretty convincing. because I'm about to be a landlord and if a ghost fucks up my house were gonna scrap. I'll come in there with holy water, candles, sage, and read the bible backwards if I need to dispell. I mean debonk a ghost story. Damn see this is why I don't like smart landlords lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I mean it could work though since you have to disclose human deaths in houses as a realtor supposingly and so many people believe in the shit. Just make sure your landlord doesn't like science or Wicca. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I mean it could work though since you have to disclose human deaths in houses as a realtor supposingly and so many people believe in the shit. Just make sure your landlord doesn't like science or Wicca. My last landlord was a straight up slum lord. His properties were all in shitty neighborhoods. And he didn't give a shit about maintenance or his tenants. I didn't get back my deposit even though I left the place better than when I rented it. I wanted to pursue it but it wasn't even worth the time. Edited December 28, 2017 by That_One_Guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I always hated shit like that renting.. So the term landlord probably doesn't include me anyway.. all I know is whoever gets it might have to sign a you break it you buy it agreement because fuck deposits.. I know what I can do legally with property the bank is letting me borrow I think though. Going to have to do some more research before things are said and done for sure though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 fuck. madison saw something and the tv just turned on. not lying. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: . totally lying. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 If you got ghosts they usually stop doing shit when you're not afraid of them. usually anyway.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: If you got ghosts they usually stop doing shit when you're not afraid of them. usually anyway.. i got scared cuz i talked abt it here madison says quick mom u got to go to sleep...the door moved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I always hated shit like that renting.. So the term landlord probably doesn't include me anyway.. all I know is whoever gets it might have to sign a you break it you buy it agreement because fuck deposits.. I know what I can do legally with property the bank is letting me borrow I think though. Going to have to do some more research before things are said and done for sure though. Also make sure you know who you're renting to. Also I'd sign people month to month but that's just me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: fuck. madison saw something and the tv just turned on. not lying. ? Tell that bitch I want my money! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Tell that bitch I want my money! ghosts dont have wallets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: ghosts dont have wallets He better work that corner then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: If you live in a bum ass apartment with no furniture what's the ghost going to throw at you? Your broken hopes and dreams? it will throw your bindle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Saiyanman said: it will throw your bindle Lololololol forgot about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I don’t think there’s such thing as ghosts anyway. I’ve tried everything to see one. I’ve gone to so many haunted spots. Sometimes w/friends sometimes alone. Ouija boards, wicca magic junk, etc. Nothing. Nothing supernatural has ever happened to me. Sucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.M. Matthews Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 You should kick his ass. It's not that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Thought I saw a demon one time that followed me home but I punched that shit out of my head and chalked it up to sleep paralysis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.M. Matthews Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Thought I saw a demon one time that followed me home but I punched that shit out of my head and chalked it up to sleep paralysis.. They don't say shit when you're PARKED NEXT TO THEIR HOUSE ALL DAY and NIGHT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Ghosts are clearly fake like half a rung above Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Ghosts are clearly fake like half a rung above Santa For some reason I don't think ghosts are entirely fake, however if anyone tells me they've seen a ghost I think they are either crazy or full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Every personal ghost story is always the dumbest story I've ever heard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, Nabloom said: Every personal ghost story is always the dumbest story I've ever heard Also supposed "ghost hunters." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I assume all ghosthunters just go to abandoned buildings and like old bridges at night and get high which does sound pretty cool and a little scary so they are fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I assume all ghosthunters just go to abandoned buildings and like old bridges at night and get high which does sound pretty cool and a little scary so they are fine What about the ones on TV that claim they just got scratched by a ghost and show said scratch to the camera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Poof said: I don’t think there’s such thing as ghosts anyway. I’ve tried everything to see one. I’ve gone to so many haunted spots. Sometimes w/friends sometimes alone. Ouija boards, wicca magic junk, etc. Nothing. Nothing supernatural has ever happened to me. Sucks It's fucking weird if you encounter something like that. Back in boot camp when I was doing dorm guard duty at 4 a.m. there was this feeling of being watched by someone who really doesn't like me that got stronger and stronger until I saw red eyes looking back at me. I thought some bitch was clowning me, but I checked and everyone was in their bed. That feeling of hatred spread everywhere and that's when I was pretty sure that this wasn't a joke and this was either me going crazy or an actual fucking ghost/poltergeist. That whole squadron where I was at had the highest amount of suicide attempts(1-3 times a week when I was there) and sometimes successful suicides, so this wasn't a surprise. At the time, I wasn't scared because I was already stressed out and Casper fucking with me at 4 in the goddamn morning was the last thing I needed. So I got really angry and silently cursed it the fuck out. Like ten seconds later, that feeling of hatred was gone and I was a lot less sure that I wasn't losing my mind. I went to bed after I got off duty and didn't say a word about it to anyone. Two days later, a friend of mine is totally spooked. The dorm leaders pull her off to the side to ask her what's wrong. My nosy ass was the only one who followed them and heard my friend say that there was something evil with red eyes watching her while on dorm guard duty last night. The dorm leaders shush her and tell her to never speak of this to anyone. When they see me eavesdropping, I get told to keep my mouth shut too. As soon as they join the others, I confess to my friend what happened to me and we compared notes. It was exactly like what happened to me except when she got overwhelmed by that feeling of hatred, she prayed and it went away. We both agree to keep our mouths shut so no one thinks we're crazy. Not us or the dorm leaders talked about what happened, and then a week after this, a girl sat straight up after waking as if in a daze and said that she dreamed of a black dog with red eyes walking down the aisles. The whole dorm heard her and afterwards, people having nightmares spread throughout our dorm to the one below us which is why the dorm leaders kept me and my friend quiet about seeing ghosts. Evidently, ghost talk in secluded quarters = mass hysteria . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 hours ago, SorceressPol said: It's fucking weird if you encounter something like that. Back in boot camp when I was doing dorm guard duty at 4 a.m. there was this feeling of being watched by someone who really doesn't like me that got stronger and stronger until I saw red eyes looking back at me. I thought some bitch was clowning me, but I checked and everyone was in their bed. That feeling of hatred spread everywhere and that's when I was pretty sure that this wasn't a joke and this was either me going crazy or an actual fucking ghost/poltergeist. That whole squadron where I was at had the highest amount of suicide attempts(1-3 times a week when I was there) and sometimes successful suicides, so this wasn't a surprise. At the time, I wasn't scared because I was already stressed out and Casper fucking with me at 4 in the goddamn morning was the last thing I needed. So I got really angry and silently cursed it the fuck out. Like ten seconds later, that feeling of hatred was gone and I was a lot less sure that I wasn't losing my mind. I went to bed after I got off duty and didn't say a word about it to anyone. Two days later, a friend of mine is totally spooked. The dorm leaders pull her off to the side to ask her what's wrong. My nosy ass was the only one who followed them and heard my friend say that there was something evil with red eyes watching her while on dorm guard duty last night. The dorm leaders shush her and tell her to never speak of this to anyone. When they see me eavesdropping, I get told to keep my mouth shut too. As soon as they join the others, I confess to my friend what happened to me and we compared notes. It was exactly like what happened to me except when she got overwhelmed by that feeling of hatred, she prayed and it went away. We both agree to keep our mouths shut so no one thinks we're crazy. Not us or the dorm leaders talked about what happened, and then a week after this, a girl sat straight up after waking as if in a daze and said that she dreamed of a black dog with red eyes walking down the aisles. The whole dorm heard her and afterwards, people having nightmares spread throughout our dorm to the one below us which is why the dorm leaders kept me and my friend quiet about seeing ghosts. Evidently, ghost talk in secluded quarters = mass hysteria . google it..black dog is supposed to be satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 54 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: google it..black dog is supposed to be satan Stop telling people to google shit....Link it or stfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 4 hours ago, SorceressPol said: It's fucking weird if you encounter something like that. Back in boot camp when I was doing dorm guard duty at 4 a.m. there was this feeling of being watched by someone who really doesn't like me that got stronger and stronger until I saw red eyes looking back at me. I thought some bitch was clowning me, but I checked and everyone was in their bed. That feeling of hatred spread everywhere and that's when I was pretty sure that this wasn't a joke and this was either me going crazy or an actual fucking ghost/poltergeist. That whole squadron where I was at had the highest amount of suicide attempts(1-3 times a week when I was there) and sometimes successful suicides, so this wasn't a surprise. At the time, I wasn't scared because I was already stressed out and Casper fucking with me at 4 in the goddamn morning was the last thing I needed. So I got really angry and silently cursed it the fuck out. Like ten seconds later, that feeling of hatred was gone and I was a lot less sure that I wasn't losing my mind. I went to bed after I got off duty and didn't say a word about it to anyone. Two days later, a friend of mine is totally spooked. The dorm leaders pull her off to the side to ask her what's wrong. My nosy ass was the only one who followed them and heard my friend say that there was something evil with red eyes watching her while on dorm guard duty last night. The dorm leaders shush her and tell her to never speak of this to anyone. When they see me eavesdropping, I get told to keep my mouth shut too. As soon as they join the others, I confess to my friend what happened to me and we compared notes. It was exactly like what happened to me except when she got overwhelmed by that feeling of hatred, she prayed and it went away. We both agree to keep our mouths shut so no one thinks we're crazy. Not us or the dorm leaders talked about what happened, and then a week after this, a girl sat straight up after waking as if in a daze and said that she dreamed of a black dog with red eyes walking down the aisles. The whole dorm heard her and afterwards, people having nightmares spread throughout our dorm to the one below us which is why the dorm leaders kept me and my friend quiet about seeing ghosts. Evidently, ghost talk in secluded quarters = mass hysteria . Lol might've just been a DI fucking with you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol might've just been a DI fucking with you lol Nope. After dinner chow, the instructors left for home, and the one for our dorms was deeply traumatized after a trainee's very bloody suicide attempt with a razor blade. The only other people around were other trainees and MP's across the street in another building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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