I decided to take a break from here, but now I'm back

[Zenigundam]

I've just been working and then catching buses. While waiting for the bus a few times, I've seen some girls I liked, but I just smiled and didn't say a word to them because on OKC I'm 0 for my last 39, so I need to get on a winning streak first before I show off my IRL charm. 

It's been fun so far though. My stomach was killing me today after work, I felt like I was gonna die, and I almost decided to lie down and go to sleep near this tree, but it was pretty cold, and if I had gone to sleep, I would have needed to pay $18 for an Uber or Lyft ride back home, so I took it like a man, downed some more of my latest beer, and soldiered on toward the bus stop. I feel like such a warrior, and tomorrow's Friday, so I can finally put one more day's worth of brew in my system, and then take it easy on my body this weekend, possibly meet up with a cutie if my masterful messages finally get the appreciation they deserve. 

[quebecelegy]

i predicted this shit.

 

[Zenigundam]

Wow that's crazy. You're a psychic. 

[Phillies]

**cue kudasai

**cue losing horn

@Kudasai

 

[Ginguy]

That isn't your stomach, it's your liver.

Let us know when you start to turn pasty yellow.....

 

[fuggnificent]

3 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

That isn't your stomach, it's your liver.

Let us know when you start to turn pasty yellow.....

 

for once i fear u might b right. zeni yer dying. take a break and eat lots of okra.

[Ginguy]

2 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

for once i fear u might b right. zeni yer dying. take a break and eat lots of okra.

1. I am always right.

2. Okra is not a valid treatment for cirrhosis.

 

[fuggnificent]

4 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

1. I am always right.

2. Okra is not a valid treatment for cirrhosis.

 

no one said it was but it can help prevent it and you dont know if he has it yet

[Misaka]

@Zenigundam? you need to read these to stay alive

http://www.liverfoundation.org/abouttheliver/info/alcohol/

https://www.healthline.com/health/alcoholic-liver-cirrhosis#risk-factors

https://patient.info/health/alcohol-and-liver-disease#nav-1

[Sandstone]

You were banned from posting for four days, because you were reported multiple times for admitting to stalking women and abusing kids at the highschool you are a teacher's aid at in multiple threads. You didn't leave. Let's get our facts straight, it's important to preface the sleezy shit that comes out of your mouth correctly so that people don't just think you're dumb or trolling for shits and giggles. You are a malicious sleezebag.

[Sandstone]

There needs to be a bitch slap react on here... there needs to be one so bad. Let's make that happen people.

[Elle_Eccentric]

2 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

I've just been working and then catching buses. While waiting for the bus a few times, I've seen some girls I liked, but I just smiled and didn't say a word to them because on OKC I'm 0 for my last 39, so I need to get on a winning streak first before I show off my IRL charm. 

It's been fun so far though. My stomach was killing me today after work, I felt like I was gonna die, and I almost decided to lie down and go to sleep near this tree, but it was pretty cold, and if I had gone to sleep, I would have needed to pay $18 for an Uber or Lyft ride back home, so I took it like a man, downed some more of my latest beer, and soldiered on toward the bus stop. I feel like such a warrior, and tomorrow's Friday, so I can finally put one more day's worth of brew in my system, and then take it easy on my body this weekend, possibly meet up with a cutie if my masterful messages finally get the appreciation they deserve. 

You were gone a whole 24 hrs.  That’s more like taking a knee than an actual break. 

[Swimmod_Luna]

6 minutes ago, Misaka said:

@Zenigundam? you need to read these to stay alive

http://www.liverfoundation.org/abouttheliver/info/alcohol/

https://www.healthline.com/health/alcoholic-liver-cirrhosis#risk-factors

https://patient.info/health/alcohol-and-liver-disease#nav-1

But also be careful if you do decide to try cutting back alcohol can be dangerous to detox from on your own.

[Elle_Eccentric]

2 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

You were banned from posting for four days, because you were reported multiple times for admitting to stalking women and abusing kids at the highschool you are a teacher's aid at in multiple threads. You didn't leave. Let's get our facts straight, it's important to preface the sleezy shit that comes out of your mouth correctly so that people don't just think you're dumb or trolling for shits and giggles. You are a malicious sleezebag.

Whewweee I like the mods calling out bullshit in public!!  So much better than ASMB

[Sandstone]

1 minute ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

You were gone a whole 24 hrs.  That’s more like taking a knee than an actual break. 

He never left, he just couldn't post for four days. This is just another in a long line of his bullshit attempts to get sympathy for himself when he deserves nothing but contempt for the things he flaunts on here without end.

[Elle_Eccentric]

Just now, Sandstone said:

He never left, he just couldn't post for four days. This is just another in a long line of his bullshit attempts to get sympathy for himself when he deserves nothing but contempt for the things he flaunts on here without end.

Ugh he probably endorses Trump!  *sticks up nose*

[Sandstone]

1 minute ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

Whewweee I like the mods calling out bullshit in public!!  So much better than ASMB

I'm not even a mod, I just asked about whether he was finally banned or not since I reported all his sleezy shit multiple times last week and finally he said something so dumb and awful he got a temp ban, so we are making progress. But yes, the mods have given public scoldings here when warranted, most notably TIC and bucket.

[Misaka]

2 minutes ago, Athena Ninety-two said:

But also be careful if you do decide to try cutting back alcohol can be dangerous to detox from on your own.

Well withdrawal symptoms varies from people to people

[Swimmod_Luna]

6 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

You were banned from posting for four days, because you were reported multiple times for admitting to stalking women and abusing kids at the highschool you are a teacher's aid at in multiple threads. You didn't leave. Let's get our facts straight, it's important to preface the sleezy shit that comes out of your mouth correctly so that people don't just think you're dumb or trolling for shits and giggles. You are a malicious sleezebag.

If a pedophile can become a Senator in Alabama then Zeni should be allowed to post, dammit.

 

 

 

 

 

Not that either of those things really SHOULD be happening but such is the state of our world.

[Misaka]

Just now, Sandstone said:

I'm not even a mod, I just asked about whether he was finally banned or not since I reported all his sleezy shit multiple times last week and finally he said something so dumb and awful he got a temp ban, so we are making progress. But yes, the mods have given public scoldings here when warranted, most notably TIC and bucket.

Tic is the only idiot to come back on a new IP address 

[Swimmod_Luna]

1 minute ago, Misaka said:

Well withdrawal symptoms varies from people to people

Idk someone at Zeni's level would probably start getting the shakes pretty quick

[Sandstone]

Just now, Misaka said:

Tic is the only idiot to come back on a new IP address 

Apparently, the requirement to be approved by an admin was also down at some point during the switch since his name was blatantly obvious. Dunno if it still is, but probably should be up there on the top priorities as it represents a potential security flaw.

[Misaka]

1 minute ago, Athena Ninety-two said:

Idk someone at Zeni's level would probably start getting the shakes pretty quick

Well if he isn't in prison for assulting a woman than he'll more than likely be in a hospital bed tied down and a forced detox

[Misaka]

1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

Apparently, the requirement to be approved by an admin was also down at some point during the switch since his name was blatantly obvious. Dunno if it still is, but probably should be up there on the top priorities as it represents a potential security flaw.

Registration approval was turned off after the transfer 

[Sandstone]

2 minutes ago, Athena Ninety-two said:

If a pedophile can become a Senator in Alabama then Zeni should be allowed to post, dammit.

 

 

 

 

 

Not that either of those things really SHOULD be happening but such is the state of our world.

It's still questionable whether he will even be elected. And no it doesn't excuse Zeni. Zeni incriminated himself multiple times, I don't feel bad for him and neither should anyone else.

Moral of the story if you don't want people to think you are a piece of shit human being then probably not a good idea to make endless threads about stalking women and other illegally harmful shit.

[Swimmod_Luna]

Just now, Sandstone said:

It's still questionable whether he will even be elected. And no it doesn't excuse Zeni. Zeni incriminated himself multiple times, I don't feel bad for him and neither should anyone else.

Moral of the story if you don't want people to think you are a piece of shit human being then probably not a good idea to make endless threads about stalking women and other illegally harmful shit.

Well so has Roy Moore. I was being sarcastic they can both eat a dick <_<

[Sandstone]

Just now, Athena Ninety-two said:

Well so has Roy Moore. I was being sarcastic they can both eat a dick <_<

I know I wasn't accusing you sweetie. Sorry he just makes me angry that he is even a thing, and I'm tired. About to go to bed, and I get really cranky when I'm exhausted...

[Swimmod_Luna]

4 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I know I wasn't accusing you sweetie. Sorry he just makes me angry that he is even a thing, and I'm tired. About to go to bed, and I get really cranky when I'm exhausted...

I'll make u some tea and come tuck u in

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Bitch I banned you.

[Elle_Eccentric]

32 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I'm not even a mod, I just asked about whether he was finally banned or not since I reported all his sleezy shit multiple times last week and finally he said something so dumb and awful he got a temp ban, so we are making progress. But yes, the mods have given public scoldings here when warranted, most notably TIC and bucket.

I think we need to talk about how you ain’t a mod yet.  

[Sandstone]

3 minutes ago, Elle_Eccentric said:

I think we need to talk about how you ain’t a mod yet.  

Well, most of the mods were made before Luuv died, I kind of showed up late to the party. Plus I never asked for it, plus I'm probably a bit too scandalous sometimes. I honestly seriously doubt anyone would want me to be a mod besides a select few people lmao, thinking hypothetically.

I have volunteered to help Pat if he or KN needs extra hands to work on the forum setup/code/plugins etc... though I would have to learn this specific software. It usually does not take me long to pick up new APIs and database stuff. They tend to be on the easier side of what I do.

I still want my glitter reaction/like.

Edited December 1, 2017 by Sandstone

[Elle_Eccentric]

3 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Well, most of the mods were made before Luuv died, I kind of showed up late to the party. Plus I never asked for it, plus I'm probably a bit too scandalous sometimes. I honestly seriously doubt anyone would want me to be a mod besides a select few people lmao, thinking hypothetically.

I have volunteered to help Pat if he or KN needs extra hands to work on the forum setup/code/plugins etc... though I would have to learn this specific software. It usually does not take me long to pick up new APIs and database stuff. They tend to be on the easier side of what I do.

I still want my glitter reaction/like.

BEEEEETCH I want the glitter.

Do you watch The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

[PhilosipherStoned]

This thread is so juicy though. 

[Sandstone]

Have seen it lol do like.

I'm about to go to slumberland for the evening, just had to push past it a bit and make sure everyone knew Zeni is just flat out lieing for sympathy or whatever is going on in his twisted little skull. My sleeping and anxiety meds are kicking in finally. Gnight folkssssss.

[Elle_Eccentric]

Just now, Sandstone said:

Have seen it lol do like.

I'm about to go to slumberland for the evening, just had to push past it a bit and make sure everyone knew Zeni is just flat out lieing for sympathy or whatever is going on in his twisted little skull. My sleeping and anxiety meds are kicking in finally. Gnight folkssssss.

Good.  I just had that scene play out where Titus is singing Firework to Kimmy.  I don’t know why but we got on the subject of glitter and becoming a mod so 

[Zenigundam]

Saltstone, what are you rambling on about now? Also this proves my point from the other day about the long FB statuses.

[StarPanda]

You were gone??

[Zenigundam]

I don't wanna get cirrhosis. Not a good look for a future dad

[Vodkajellyshot]

wb.. i did notice a thread or two ? from people missing you in your absence   

[Raptorpat]

8 hours ago, Sandstone said:

Apparently, the requirement to be approved by an admin was also down at some point during the switch since his name was blatantly obvious. Dunno if it still is, but probably should be up there on the top priorities as it represents a potential security flaw.

Manual Admin approval is really onerous, we had to do it because the last software package couldn't filter out bots.

But there are a number of members who registered but never logged in because the moment was lost between them registering and someone activating their account. 

I tested out email activation after the switch, but those emails route to spam or just never show up, so I just turned it all off and it's currently insta-register.

[Jim Rival]

I just joined this place and this is 9ne if the first things I see. 

 

>mrw I see zeni

 

 

[death_by_motorboat]

12 hours ago, quebecelegy said:

i predicted this shit.

 

i noticed it smelled different in here

[Sandstone]

9 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

Saltstone, what are you rambling on about now? Also this proves my point from the other day about the long FB statuses.

I'm not rambling. Also, you really shouldn't do one-liners, those don't suit you, you aren't stilgar. Calling me saltstone is just cringe.

I am merely stating that your OP has a major lie in it, you didn't take a break you were banned from posting. Rogue said earlier he was the one who banned you. Maybe you should invest some time in an actual hiatus though, like a permanent one preferably. I don't think we'd really lose much if you just up an left.

[Sandstone]

3 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

Manual Admin approval is really onerous, we had to do it because the last software package couldn't filter out bots.

But there are a number of members who registered but never logged in because the moment was lost between them registering and someone activating their account. 

I tested out email activation after the switch, but those emails route to spam or just never show up, so I just turned it all off and it's currently insta-register.

Well, I do hope it supports IP or Mac bans then, at this rate we are going to need them. I can understand based on what you just said why the admin approval was left off.

[Sandstone]

2 hours ago, Jim Rival said:

I just joined this place and this is 9ne if the first things I see. 

 

>mrw I see zeni

 

 

Jimmy, did you get through the Hurricane ok bro? That was the last time I saw you. Hope things are ok.

[Zenigundam]

Did you really just say cringe? Yeah, you're definitely the long social media rant Starbucks frequenter type. 

[Sandstone]

I love how that is the only thing you responded to and not the fact you were banned from posting for four days for talking about getting a restraining order against an ex-girlfriend and abusing kids at your work.

[Zenigundam]

ITT Alpha Male Shines, Beta Falters

[Ginguy]

6 minutes ago, mthor said:

I think you should pursue cirrhosis with all your might. In the later stages of the condition, your testicles shrink, and you experience untreatable impotence. 

I can only speak for myself, but if you reach this stage without reproducing, I will return to the Catholic Church, enter the convent of Our Lady of Onerous Duties, and spend the rest of my life thanking a merciful God for sparing the world from your progeny.

And even if you don't reach that stage, it's ok. Alcohol causes impotence even if you don't have cirrhosis, so the world may be safe even now.

Strong drink giveth desire and taketh ability sayeth the Bard....

 

[Hornshire]

Hmmm. Good to know you've only ever bothered 39 girls online. We figured it would have been more. 

Silver linings.