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I already found the woman of my dreams. She's called a sock.

PhilosipherStoned
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I'm not sure there is a woman of my dreams, and if there was I don't think diapers would be included.

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55 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

and found out she wears diapers to bed, what would be your reaction?

Two things....I don’t swing that way...and at least I wouldn’t get peed on...

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So my dad walks in to change the trash in my bedroom

I point at him aggressively

"PICK IT UP!" I bellow. "HEY DAD! Guess who I am!" I say enthusiastically.

"Who?" Dad asks.

"I'm ah FAGGOT. A WORTHLESS WEAK redneck cracker FAGGOT who's going to KILL himself in 5 years!!!!"

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Thanks I wouldn't really consider myself nerdcore, but when it comes to subgenres idgaf honestly.

The "LANDR" version on my soundcloud is or atleast should be mastered a little bit better.

I only say that because bandcamp only allows WAV files to be uploaded and I had to compress

the song to an MP3 to use that mastering program for free.. The difference may not really be that noticable

to the naked ear though.. I can definitely hear the diff. anyway, but they both sound reasonably good I guess.

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3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Thanks I wouldn't really consider myself nerdcore, but when it comes to subgenres idgaf honestly.

The "LANDR" version on my soundcloud is or atleast should be mastered a little bit better.

I only say that because bandcamp only allows WAV files to be uploaded and I had to compress

the song to an MP3 to use that mastering program for free.. The difference may not really be that noticable

to the naked ear though.. I can definitely hear the diff. anyway, but they both sound reasonably good I guess.

That's a tight track I plugged from you, bro. Nice work. Overall it could be a single. At least I think so. I can't really rap. But I write books of lyricism, kind of like Beastie boys. Read my Journal books.They're published. You'll know what I mean.

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PhilosipherStoned

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2 minutes ago, Spindack said:

 

 

J.M. Matthews for chrissake

Oh, you people really HAVEN'T Heard of me. I thought you were just being sarcastic to mock me like all the rest....

But, yes, I am technically a public figure now. And a pro.Just google my author name, J.M. Matthews. Is it really so hard to Google people you meet online?

Oh that's right. I watched your video about twitter monetizing videos.

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2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Oh that's right. I watched your video about twitter monetizing videos.

Wow. people watched that?? Cool. I'm never really sure if I'm being acknowledge or noticed by anyone or not, I have noreplyism. It's an obscure disease lol. Yeah I wanted to get the word out. Getting paid to tweet is something I've been lobbying in my tweets for, for 4 EVER!

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39 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

i dont really know the proper diaper etiquette ...

If I have to deal with it in anyway shape or form then deals off...but if I don’t and he treats me like gold...sure

Sandstone Hero

Sandstone

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1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I'm not sure there is a woman of my dreams, and if there was I don't think diapers would be included.

Never say never dude, one thing life has taught me after nearly 3 decades is that there is literally someone for everyone... with a few exceptions... like Zeni... unless you count the black daddy he's going to have in prison when he finally gets incarcerated.

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

If she's just a bed wetter but not really incontinent, I'd let it slide. Just sleep in separate beds.

What if she wore them cause she had adult baby fetish? :P

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1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

Never say never dude, one thing life has taught me after nearly 3 decades is that there is literally someone for everyone... with a few exceptions... like Zeni... unless you count the black daddy he's going to have in prison when he finally gets incarcerated.

lmfao. BURN.

Sandstone Hero

Sandstone

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Just now, Spindack said:

No, I think he/she just thinks it's gross. A non-deceptive response, Surprise surprise.

Well, how does one know it's gross unless one has experienced it? I mean, it's not like diapers are inherently gross. Maybe just the idea of an adult wearing diapers?

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1 hour ago, Spindack said:

So my dad walks in to change the trash in my bedroom

I point at him aggressively

"PICK IT UP!" I bellow. "HEY DAD! Guess who I am!" I say enthusiastically.

"Who?" Dad asks.

"I'm ah FAGGOT. A WORTHLESS WEAK redneck cracker FAGGOT who's going to KILL himself in 5 years!!!!"

Oh, you're Tourette's Guy.

I thought you died.

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6 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Well, how does one know it's gross unless one has experienced it? I mean, it's not like diapers are inherently gross. Maybe just the idea of an adult wearing diapers?

I disagree. Diapers in general are gross if you don't have kids. Diapers collect SHIT. That's naaasty. And even if you HAVE kids, they're stank nasty. That's why I don't HAVE kids. Kids are nasty.

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4 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

Oh, you're Tourette's Guy.

I thought you died.

I thought he was just being offensive and creepy. like a Dice Clay Zeni or something....

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13 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

I thought he was just being offensive and creepy. like a Dice Clay Zeni or something....

I kind of was. APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOLS. Don't say I didn't learn anything from Bellamy and Zeni. like homophobia and antisemitism. lulz.

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29 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

every girl wants to be married.  or swept off of her feet by a prince charming....  either way i see deep into your heart and it says lupin

It says “fuck it, I got nothing better to do”

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