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LMAO, got fired from my night job


André Toulon

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It was funny because they asked me to come up there at like 6 and I was like what for......I mean, I've been sleeping, eating, drinking, just partying in general up there for years.  I mean I really didn't need it, but I liked the extra 3-400 every 2 weeks.

 

They brought me in and said "We told you several times not to bring your kids to work, and now we are sick of it.....We have to let you go".  I just lol'd......Like it not the sleeping, or eating all of your food....It's because my kids came withme?........Like y'all really feel like you were doing me a favor by keeping me.....I'm an insomiac....I'm Tyler Durden......I won't miss this. 

 

Honestly, I might though....WTF am I going to do with myself on Thursdays and Fridays besides get shitfaced.  This could turn out bad.

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well damn. usually it's a pretty good feeling to be done with something you were only holding on to because

of a little extra cash, I've been in the same boat only the manager got chewed out by her boss for firing me

because even if I didn't kiss customer ass, and I did all the same shit you were doing and more; I got shit done.

She had to call me and offer me my job back.  It was so hard not to be a complete dick to her on the phone

after she told me that, but I tried to be semi-professional and just said something like "nope, too bad too sad"

 

That was a great feeling.  :D

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Do we need to start a GoFundMe?

 

Those don't work....At least not for me....I started one for my flag team months ag.....Sent it to all my friends and family, lol......Not a single cent.  Parents are gonna have to come out they ass if we win the super bowl tomorrow.......Ain't no way I'm fronting 7 kids to Nawlens.

 

https://www.gofundme.com/ArdmoreFalcons

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