A couple of students at my job have remarked that I smell like beer

[Zenigundam]

It's getting me very angry because it's like they're trying to alert the principal. Mind your business! I don't smell like beer!!  :skull:

[Kudasai]

lol Rebecca

[1938 Packard]

It's getting me very angry because it's like they're trying to alert the principal. Mind your business! I don't smell like beer!!  :skull:

Try munching a few Halls tablets before and during work.

[fuggnificent]

You were drinking at work tho zeni.

[Phillies]

lol Rebecca

 

fuck rebecca

[death_by_motorboat]

fuck rebecca

who the fuck is rebecca

[Sandstone]

I don't think for one second you are actually a teacher. There is no one in their right mind that would hire you to do anything with kids after interviewing you for more than 5 minutes.

[Houdini Splicer]

They need to understand, that you use the scent of bottom shelf liquor, to cover up the odor of the shame and desperation that naturally oozes from you.

 

It doesn't work.

 

But you do try.  :it:

[Ginguy]

You reek of zeta bottom Zeni.

 

[Mini_ghost420]

what ya do is sneak 'em a six pack. bribes keep mouths shut

[Zenigundam]

You were drinking at work tho zeni.

 

And?

[fuggnificent]

And?

 

um maybe thats not a good idea?

[Zenigundam]

um maybe thats not a good idea?

 

I just don't want there to be any problems, which is why I think the principal needs to focus on running the school or else we might have some problems if he calls me to his office for example.

[Ginguy]

A grown-ass man getting sent to the Principle's office.....

 

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[katt_goddess]

They can smell your fear and loser-ness.

 

It smells like skunked PBR and skid. 

[tsar4]

Pro tip for zeni -

After a night filled with women at the bar throwing their drinks in your face, it's best to shower and change clothes before going into work.