gurfgurston Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 that's how fucking lazy i am. if someone else is in the bathroom, i dont want them to think im gross so i just turn the faucet on for a few seconds, and put my hand under the air thing. but i dont actually wash them. but then i thought "with all the effort it takes to PRETEND to wash them, i could just really wash them". but then i usually go back to thinking about fat chicks farting on my penis. so if you ever shake my hand, you are also shaking my cock i'm afraid.
Mix Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 huh...oddly enough, my cock is my hand..... horrible industrial accident......sex is something else though, what with the arm acting as a penis extension and all :robot|
gurfgurston Posted October 27, 2017 Author Posted October 27, 2017 huh...oddly enough, my cock is my hand..... horrible industrial accident......sex is something else though, what with the arm acting as a penis extension and all :robot| YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!
molarbear Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1 I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms) I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different?
André Toulon Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1 I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms) I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different? He's roommates with your ass.....I think that's a good enough excuse.
naraku360 Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1 I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms) I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different? Your hands must smell of ball sweat. Dat gross homie.
scoobdog Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 He's roommates with your ass.....I think that's a good enough excuse. Yeah, but not kissing roommates....
André Toulon Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 Yeah, but not kissing roommates.... Pure speculation
molarbear Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 Your hands must smell of ball sweat. Dat gross homie. it's called musk yo
MasqueradeOverture Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 Jesus, some of you are fucking disgusting.
katt_goddess Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 And then you stroke your beard some in deep contemplation. And smell weird pee hand for the rest of the day from your beard. O.<
Sandstone Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 +TMI at this whole thread... just all of it.
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